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[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[oriocookie]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[shanyshko]

we need to discuss how in tampa shane hollander went to the pool just to lay on his deck chair and ogle ilya. this is shane hollander we're talking about. in february of a season. he's not even conceivably swimming laps or something he's literally just there to ogle. hedonist

[perlukafarinn]

I bet once Yuna gets to know Ilya as Shane's boyfriend, all the things that used to infuriate her about him as a player become endearing to her instead. Like before she would call him an asshole for the way he chirps everyone endlessly but now it's a good strategy and isn't it impressive how he's twice as clever in his second language as most other players in the league are in their first?

Shane calls her out on this change of heart and Yuna pretends she doesn't know what he's talking about.

[angel-mistakes]

AU where Shane gets hurt during their breakup, so Ilya never visits because he's not sure if he would be wanted there or asked to leave. He's pretty sure Shane wouldn't be happy to see him. Instead he goes to the hospital and apologizes directly to Mr and Mrs Hollander for Marleau's hit while Shane's resting. He doesn't go in to the room to see him, saying he's sure Shane needs his rest. (Yuna privately thinks the use of her son's first name in Rozanov's mouth is a bit more familiar than she realized they were. David notices how Rozanov seems shaken about Shane's injury but is clearly trying to hide it.) When Shane wakes, his parents (who flew into Boston after hearing about the hit) and Hayden are in the room. They're happy he's awake, that he's talking-- even if he's a little more subdued than usual but a concussion will do that. Shane looks around and sees a vase of lilies. He asks which one of them got them because they're beautiful and Yuna says, "Actually they were sent here anonymously but they had a card." On the card reads just four numbers. "1410"

Shane recognizes it immediately. The room number from the first time he and Ilya met up. He knows exactly who they're from. He can't believe Ilya remembered that. He begins crying, much to his parents and Hayden's confusion, and doesn't stop for a while.

[angel-mistakes]

I think fans find Ilya’s Spotify account and during the Rose-era they notice he seems to be listening to a LOT of breakup songs. That, along with rumors that he’s apparently not been out to bars or been sleeping around either, have people wondering if Rozanov got his heartbroken…

[angel-mistakes]

Ilya getting drunk with the guys during the Rose-era and talking about how he misses "Jane". It suddenly makes everything clear to his teammates. Ilya's been moody/aggressive/irritable/a hardass/more off his game lately and now it makes sense why he's been that way. He got dumped by a girl he clearly fell in love with and that girl, for whatever reason, dumped him.

somehow rumors of Ilya "fuck boy" Rozanov being off his game over a girl makes it all the way to the Montreal locker room. Shane overhears the guys talking about how Rozanov has supposedly been down in the dumps and the reason he's playing more aggressively is all because of one single girl. All the guys think it's insane. To imagine Ilya Rozanov getting his heart broken. That he has a heart to break at all. Shane tries to ignore the conversation happening around him, but wonders if something happened between Ilya and that girl Svetlana he mentioned, before JJ's words cut through his thoughts: "Whoever that Jane was, she must have been a hell of a girl to get Rozanov to actually want more than one night."

[angel-mistakes]

Canon-Divergence where Shane's encouraged by Yuna to start posting more on Instagram because fans want more authenticity, to feel more connected to the 'real' him. Shane rarely uses social media but he promises to post more. Even if it's something mundane like a workout selfie or his workout smoothie. Ilya doesn't really have that problem. In fact, he gets in trouble for posting too much and not knowing when to shut his mouth. Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter-- you name it, he's on it. Usually though, his fans (and Shane) love the workout mirror shots the most. But one night, when Shane and Ilya are together in secret, they take a photo of the same thing. And unbeknownst to either of them, they both decide to post the photo on their stories just minutes apart on the same day.

And then the internet and news is aghast because it means Rozanov and Hollander have been hiding a secret friendship this whole time.

[angel-mistakes]

During a game the Jumbotron falls and Shane is still underneath it when it begins plummeting to the ground. Ilya doesn’t have time to think about, just moves across the ice and tackles them both out of the way in time. Ilya shields Shane from potential debris and lays on top of him protectively until everything settles.

He pushes up but still remains on top of him, asking if Shane is hurt. Shane shakes his head. No, he doesn’t think he is. He asks the same to Ilya, can't help but put his hands on him as he asks-- cradling his face-- but Ilya's alright too. Neither got hit with anything. They’re both okay.

The Jumbotron falling makes headlines because fucking duh. Thankfully no one was seriously injured, although some of the players got bumps and bruises from falling bits but nothing horrific. Everyone was able to skate out of the way. No one got crushed. No one got killed.

The moment with Shane and Ilya gets talked about too. It goes viral, even outside of the sports sphere. There’s all different sorts of angles of it, even multiple close up shots from the photographers and fans that were there during the event.

People speak about the humanity shown bc even with the rivalry, their first instincts were to hold onto each other during a horrifying brush with death. People talk about how Ilya had been safely out of the way before he put himself in danger to make sure Shane was out of the way too.

Yuna Hollander becomes Rozanov’s biggest fan after that. He saved her son. She reaches out to Rozanov herself to invite him to a dinner, which Ilya accepts because it would be rude to decline. After that-- Yuna and David practically adopt Ilya having no idea about the relationship he has with their son. Maybe Yuna even becomes Ilya's manager when she realizes Ilya's own team has been taking advantage of him.

[power-rangers-ramblings]

Watched videos on Project Hail Mary and I’m just imagining Antonio working on his samuraizer and figuring out how to communicate with Octozord, and it’s like Grace and Rocky

—-

“Here it is. Open ocean. I wish you could see this, buddy.”

“(On samuraizer) [Octozord can see. Open ocean is boring. Surface is empty.]”

“It’s not the surface we’re here for. It’s what’s underneath that counts!”

—-

“We’re almost there. Almost back. … Are you scared?”

“[Octozord is not scared. Octozord can feel Antonio is scared.]”

“I am. It’s been so long. I’ve been training so hard, put almost everything into this. What if it’s not enough?”

“[Antonio has had to grow before he could train. Antonio is not Red Samurai Ranger Jayden Shiba. Antonio needed time to learn and learned on his own. Antonio learned to live practically and learned the ways of the Samurai Rangers without a clan and now Antonio is returning. Octozord believes Antonio is ready, if Antonio has come this far.]”

“… What if he doesn’t remember?”

“[Antonio is impossible to forget. Red Ranger Jayden Shiba will remember Antonio.]”

“And if he doesn’t?”

“[Antonio will remind him.]”

“You’ll remind him too. He’ll remember you, easily.”

“[Because Octozord is beautiful!]”

“Yeah, you are, buddy. Yeah, you are.”

Just the zords sounding like Rocky from Project Hail Mary when they talk, even if some like Lion Zord speak more formally than others

[64mpg]

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

[lgbtculture]

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[l00106]

gone for months then spawning with shocking otp ship

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[eemolu]

the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

[academicblorbo]

See, "Shane walks Ilya like a dog" is what Ilya feels their dynamic is and plays it up. Meanwhile, Shane is very well aware that he is a meerkat that a cheetah grabbed with his jaws but never bit it and let it rest in the safety of his mouth forever

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

[rabbittush]

He’s had a rough day…