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I’m 21
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Hi, I’m cat the hstampede or smiley this is just a tiny little introduction since I’ve accepted. I’m probably never leaving Tumblr.
I’m 21
Undercut for more :)
Dick: We need to find a way to establish communication with the ghost or we're in for a fight I doubt we can win. Any ideas?
Garth: We already ruled out most of land languages. I could try Atlantean? Or four of the Seven Sea Comman?
Dick: Go for it it.
Garth: *Turns to flouting figure and speaking in clacking tounge sounds*
Dick: Well?
Garth: No reaction. I don't think he understands.
Dick: Drat. Anyone else?
Kori: I have tried using the few languages I know, and I also failed. However, if I can get close enough I could use my people's lip to lip contact to learn his language instantly.
Dick: I doubt that he will let you get that close but we can try- what are you two doing?
Roy: Setting up the ultimate form of communication
Wally: Interpretive dance! Hit it!
Dick: No-
Wally/Roy:
Danny floating down, teary eye: No one has ever said such poetry about my mother.
Dick: you spoke English this whole time!?
Danny: No, I learned it just so I could thank these two for the touching way they spoke of my mother.
Wally: And you said we couldn't dance.
Roy: Showed you, didn't we? High five Kid!
Dick: ....maybe I should go back to Batman.
Personally? I would never deny Hiromu Arakawa her right to a short bratty braided blond character in a kickass red coat
Invent a look this iconic and I think you should get to use it in every series.
When I was younger I used to be part of the “only-reads-complete-fics crowd” but as I’m getting older I’m realizing how powerful it can be to have consistent things to look forward to…
All the ppl in the tags laughing abt how fic updates aren’t consistent are cowards. I aim to be subbed to at least 365 fics. One for each day of the year. And that’s just my starting point. Your inbox? Empty. Barren. Fallow. Mine? Bountiful. Overflowing. A cornucopia of ripe treats awaiting my tender consumption. I wade through honey-rich excess while you starve of your own volition.
“I wade through honey-rich excess while you starve of your own volition”.
This line is the sexiest way to say “You fucked up” that I have ever read. I have to start using this in my life when pointing out the follies of others.
I’m fond of the idea that BBAU Bruce is initially taken aback by Danny’s hostile snark the first time he hears it.
Which is not to say he doesn’t know Danny’s a bit of a sass meister, period. Just that his usual exposure to Danny’s range of snark is from a lighthearted place. Usually when he’s giving Bruce or Alfred a hard time, but doesn’t actually mean anything out of it. Which his tone and language usually reflect.
It doesn’t consciously occur to him that his kid could use his smart-mouth for violence until it’s already happening and the words are out in the air.
Danny (to someone else): wow. i thought you’d be jailbirding it up with your tax fraud friend. Doesn’t your type travel in herds?
Bruce (somewhere nearby): *record_scratch.wav*
Bruce: hold on—
(The part of his brain that processes everything at mach speed is instantly going “oh this makes sense” moments after the shock hits)
The concept of Tobirama deciding HE wants an Uzumaki wife, traveling to Uzu, and then getting himself zapped by a time travel seal amuses me almost as much as the concept of Naruto x Tobirama in the canon series timeline does. The beef between Tobirama and Sasuke would be unreal, and the comedic potential? Like oh, you ran off to kill your brother and get cozy with Orochimaru? Well I'M dating the second Hokage! So take that!
Tobirama is probably mean as hell too. Literally nobody can tolerate him for more than five minutes. Or so Tobirama thought— enter Naruto, who literally just lets it roll off his back. He has a grumpy tailed beast in his stomach and is on a team with not only Kakashi Hatake, but Sasuke Uchiha. Heee can see under all that.
Expansion: he is on a team with
- Kakashi "allergic to vulnerability" Hatake
- Sakura "tough love" Haruno
- Sasuke "well yes I love you but I am also leaving" Uchiha
- Sai "socially inept due to childhood brainwashing" Nolastname
and
- Yamato "I ain't telling you my actual name" Dontworryaboutit
Madatobi headcannon that when Tobirama is angry and in a bad snit he will invent most terrifying torture-esque jutsu ever not known until then to man. And when he's feeling all bubbly and warm and well rested and bathed and fucked and then has slept deeply he comes up with healing jutsu and progressive helpful inventions. He has twice the energy and patience and benevolence. Hidden under his usual mask of well placed shinobi indifference.
It takes a while but Madara starts to notice the pattern. And then he slowly begins to realize that his personal affairs might just be dictating the course of history, inventions and progression of the village. In short, his dick game saves (or dooms) lives.
Have seen a whole lot of this talked about but I've been playing a lot of Hyrule Warriors lately and it got me thinking about the short amount of time Warriors was on skyloft. Just like his own soldiers and everyone else in the War, Warriors probably spent a lot of time with the current knights of Skyloft. He probably got really close to some of them too while he was there.
And ya know who was probably one of those knights?
Sky's dad
Cue my new headcannon that Warriors actually knew Sky's dad from the war. And after it's all over, PapaSky goes back home to his pregnant wife, deciding to name his child after the Hero he just fought alongside in hopes that his kid will grow up to be just as kind and courageous as that Captain.
(or the tragic route in which PapaSky dies in battle and Warriors has to be the one to tell his pregnant wife the news. Eitherway, Sky is named after Warriors and no one knows)
well now I'm obsessed!
imagine the boys end up in Skyview village at some point in their adventure, and yeah, of course, it's cool and the younger ones are exploring (and dragging around Legend) and the older ones are kinda just looking around because this isn't THAT far in their past
And then someone stops them, calls out "Captain Link?" and it's just some skyloftian knight who's since retired, who's settled down now that they've come to the surface and who maybe Sky grew up around, knowing the guy worked with his dad
And of course Warriors responds, because he's a soldier and anyone addressing him by rank usually means he ought to respond. It take a second, of course it does, because the man's twenty-some-odd years older than he was, but then it clicks and Warriors' face is breaking into a smile and he calls the man by name, greet him, asks how he's doing?
And before they know it, all the old guard is gathered around, some with their own kids, some with grandchildren, all wanting them to meet the man who led them in combat against a demon and a dragon all those years ago, who became their captain too, if only for a while, because Skyloft wasn't prepared for war at the time.
There's questions, wonder too; how is he still so young? Did the war end? Who won? What brings him back here? And on it goes.
And Wars is thrilled. Sure, yes, this era was arguably one of the more traumatizing ones he went to, the first time he realized his own men could and would turn on him, but the knights of Skyloft never did, and there's a comradely between them that he didn't get in his own era, in a world where he's Helen of Troy rather than the Achilles that the Skyloftians see him as. So yeah, he's loosening up and bateringa ND answering questions
And then it comes up.
That one fallen soldier, the guy Warriors couldn't save, the one who he personally sought out the family of because he knew in his heart of hearts that he had to do it. How's the guy's wife? She was expecting, right? What became of the kid, how's he getting along?
And thats when one of them notices Sky standing there wit the rest of the heroes, maybe grabs him and tugs him over- he's an old student to many of them, and again, he grew up around them, so no one thinks anything of it. except then they're crowing about how "she named him after you, Cap! And he's the hero now, saved the goddess and everything!" And they've got stories, do they ever have stories! They're eager to share the work of their own hero with the one who fought beside them and saved them all those years ago.
And all the while, Sky and Wars are just sort of staring at each other, realization sinking in that Wars knew Sky's dad, a man that the chosen hero never met. They were friends even, brothers in arms maybe.
And Sky is named after Wars.
Sky wouldn't be alive today if Wars and his soldiers hadn't arrived on Skyloft when they did to fight of Ghirahim and Volga before the islands could be destroyed.
Neither says anything about it, not then, but there's a sort of wonder stirring up inside them every time they think about it, every time they realize how much of an impact their lives have directly had on one another, and how, in a crazy twist of fate, neither one of them would exist without the other.
It's a powerful sort of thing to think about, really.
Got back into fandom art… enjoy the finished version of this guy!!
They are both dorks and they make me sick I love them so much 💕 I’ve been meaning to draw more of Aurora since my first concept sketch and so this little scenario was born. A little random doodle that evolved into some sort of comic…thing?
Consistency? Don’t know her.
Ohh they are so sweet!!
Thank you for drawing them so beautifully, Alexanna! loveitloveit
Imagine an A/B/O idea where Danny is completely nose blind and thinks that Jason is an alpha who is trying to fight Jazz
Danny, watching Jazz and Jason stare at each other: How dare Jason posture at my sister like that!! What’s he even doing? Trying to establish dominance over her?! >:(
The rest of the Batfam, able to smell that Jazz and Jason are taking each other’s clothes off with their eyes: ?????
that’s rough buddy
nrkb over dm with oomf
no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down
History is not done with us yet my friend
I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened
i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit
The thing is "Padawan. Steal a car." is actually one of the oldest and noblest Jedi traditions. Part of the standard duties of being a Padawan involves securing the getaway vehicle when your assignment has gone sideways six times over and developed into a full Situation. They have all done this. I know in my heart that even Luminara at some point looked at a situation and sighed and asked Barriss to please steal a car before the shooting starts.
The Galactic Courts of Justice generally hold that Jedi are "not liable for events that occur during their official duties within the Republic's boundaries."
from The living Force by John Jackson Miller
I have already had thoughts about that but this solidifies one: that Jedi are taught to steal the most expensive vehicle possible for their needs. The GFFA version of a corvette or something.
Because if they stole someone's used car or van that's probably the vehicle someone depends on and if they get fired for missing one day of work and then evicted for getting fired that person and probably their family and/or friends all living with them are screwed.
(and also on a practical note that vehicle is probably being held together by chewing gum and prayers and will stall out if you twitch an eyelid wrong b/c maintenance is expensive)
But if the Jedi are stealing someone's space!ferrari than a) faster and more maneuverable vehicle and b) the owner probably won't have their entire life ruined just because they didn't have that car available for a few hours and/or vehicle was totaled during the inevitable chase.
Ergo stealing the most expensive vehicle available is causing the least amount of actual harm to people.
And you know if the DO have to steal someone's beat up truck? They damn well either return it. OR give them the far better space Ferrari they got from those pirates.
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Morpheme Chapter 25 is up~!
Here!
In which it rains, Mebuki talks about her plans for the future, the team meets some future comrades, and Rei-sensei loses her temper a little bit (as a treat).