if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."
every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke
ideal sexual encounter for people whose username is something like snuffpuppy
This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do
It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"
Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"
official aro-polyam solidarity post
The artist’s name is odesso
THIS IS THE ART I WANT TO SEE MORE OF.
THIS IS THE ART I WANT MY KIDS TO STUDY IN ART HISTORY
Cellulose nitrate was used to make dice from the late 1860s until the middle of the twentieth century, and the material remains stable for decades. Then, in a flash, they can dramatically decompose. Nitric acid is released in a process called outgassing. The dice cleave, crumble, and then implode.
From Dice: Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell, 2002.
hello beautiful
perfect sexual relationship: i objectify him and he loves it
i want to surprise you with flowers every week
i want to make a list of everything you mention in passing, as possible gift ideas
i want to plan dates, days out and weekend trips
i want to kneel to fasten your shoes and drag my fingers up your leg as i stand
i want to kiss your neck as i hug you from behind
i want to celebrate your birthdays as they’re the most important day out of the year
i want to create holiday traditions, that our ours forever
i want to spoil you with little treats and gifts because i can
i want to treat you so well that you learn how deeply you can be loved
please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me
but what if i.....
I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP
marsha p. johnson with a stuffed snoopy doll, december 5, 1987.
autumnal wood
people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking
Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.
Yes, but also, I
am begging you on bended
knee, paragraph breaks.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
happy iron lung day to all who celebrate
The only way forward is to stop treating masculinity as synonymous with harmful, monstrous, or dangerous.
There is a fundamental difference between "men are dangerous" (wrong, bioessentialist) and "the patriarchy allows dangerous men to exist unchecked" (true).
Gijinka of a Cretaceous fossil grasshopper, drawn by one of the paleontologists that described her.
(source for the first one - GaloisDY on twitter)