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*🌙top 0.7 on OnlyCryptids🌙* 🐈‍⬛English Cryptid, can only be spotted outside when it's raining. Probably not a Mimic. maybe. Autistic and Ace. ⚡

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

[bribun96]

“girk at my work”

[psilocervidae]

“girk at my work”

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[doodlesorganizationland]

The Port Gamble S’Klallam Tribe made this card for their citizens to present to ICE.

If you are in a different federally recognized tribe in Washington State:

“I am a member of the (insert tribe here) Tribal Nation, which is Tribal Nation federally recognized by the United States.

This means I am also a United States citizen according to the U.S. Citizenship Act of 1924, 8 USC Section 1401.

Our tribe’s enrollment office number is (insert phone number here).

The Native American Rights Fund will assist me if you attempt to illegally detain me. Contact them at 303-447-8760”

[xanaxfarts]

Iron butterfly gates

[maridoodles]

study session

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

i just don't even know what to say. this is despicable, deplorable, and shocking. A bouquet full of power and Mouth. Eyes so yellow they kind of look like egg yolk. thank god he got sent off to The Fishing Boat to fish for the rest of his life!

[dietranch]

[countrygypsywt]

[blondebrainpowered]

Dwelling in a book...

[misedejem]

They work very hard at the Bureau of the Architect

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[dragonagitator]

via Reddit:

[passionpeachy]

favorite cryptid 🌙

[coffincutie3]

I just friggin love the Fresno nightcrawlers as a cryptid

Like, what do you mean they're just little walky pants?

They're just a lil guy.

(also shout out to @passionpeachy for including ALT text so we can all enjoy their amazing artwork? Um, hello? We love an accessible Queen 👑 )

[iwontknowyouanymore]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

[india-stoker]

TITANS Annual #1 written by Dan Abnett, art by Minkyu Jung.

[effiecalvin]

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

[effiecalvin]

I DO NOT WANT A GIGANTAMAX EEVEE I DO NOT HAVE THE INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A GIGANTAMAX EEVEE THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS GIGANTAMAX EEVEE IS GETTING PLACED IN A CANNON AND FIRED AT THE MOON

[thinkedem]

What item would trigger the eevolution tho? A totally ordinary pebble, just a bit bigger?

[effiecalvin]

ROCK STONE

[bisexualbaker]

I love this, but consider: Level it up while it's holding an Everstone. The one single 'mon in the entire franchise that the Everstone actively does the opposite with.

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]