forever anxious

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[trylogia-po-prostu]

Sassy Jerzy Michał Wołodyjowski Potop (1974)

[funnytwittertweets]

[gucio]

trochę mi się gifów narobiło, więc dodaję, bo mi by było miło gdybym sama szukała i znalazła

[dearest-lady-disdain]

the eastern european urge to get run over by a train

[heaveninawildflower]

Bird illustrations taken from ‘Album de Aves Amazonicas’ by  Dr Emilio A. Goeld, Snr. Ernesto Lohse.

Published 1900.

https://www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/13804673

This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.

Wikimedia.

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[tinyawazzzo]

Tomás Milián in Django Kill… If You Live, Shoot! (1967) - Giulio Questi

[memeuplift]

[gardengnosticator]

[slavicafire]

4am - and the birds are awake, outside, and sweetly loud about it. the sun hasn't risen yet but it will rise quite soon.

oh, spring. at last.

[ryebreadgf]

do you ever see a person and be like okay i bet you have never stirred your mom's soup unprompted out of love

[trashboat]

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

[trashboat]

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

[kompanie-mutter]

the inherent sisterhood of a woman asking/looking for ibuprofen at work and every female coworker in the vicinity immediately offering it. men will never have this

[eternallovers65]

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Part 2

[fuckblast]

22 February 2022 falls on a Tuesday.

[fuckblast]

DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT TWOSDAY

[honey-sunny-bee]

OP I need you to know that I have it saved in my calendar twice

[loverrr-girl]

IT'S TWOSDAY

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb this to give the person you reblogged this from a gold star because they’ve been stellar today and they deserve it ⭐️

[elymaiis-deactivated20250925]

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.