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When a little dates a non-caregiver (6):

Me: “I’m not feelin very good.” 😞

*crickets chirping*

Me: “..So I’m gonna need a lil extra love today, okay?”

Him: *smacks my butt* “You’ll be okay babe.”

Me: “Thanks..”

Him: “No problem.” 😉

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Reasons I’m too little to be single

-I need someone to tell me what to wear for the day cause I can never decide and I end up having a panic attack

-Need someone to remind me to take care of myself even if I don’t want to

-Theres more but finally for someone to fuck me rough and then do aftercare

Thank you for listening to my Teddy Talk

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Everybody needs a headpat 👑

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this always happens when i’m cuddling with daddy

me: *wiggles bum while spooning*

daddy: kitten, what are you doing?

me: i’m trying to get comfy >:(

daddy: i- ok kitten *tries to fall asleep*

me: *still trying to adjust*

daddy: *grabs my hips and pulls it towards him*

me:…

daddy: you need to stop or else ill have to punish you for making me want you

me:..okay daddy i’m sorry

daddy: good girl *smirks*

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Let me be little so I can be happy for awhile.

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Someone once sent me a picture of my ex's dick and pretended it was his own.

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I love my city and country so much

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I CANT BREATHE

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I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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Not all heros wear capes.

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I want to buy this woman a beer.

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This woman is named June Ayres and she has owned and operated Reproductive Health Services, which is currently the only clinic in Montgomery, Alabama, for about 30 years. May I suggest that you donate the price of that beer to The Linda D Foundation, which helps Alabama women afford reproductive services including birth control, emergency contraception, and abortion services? http://alabamareproductiverightsadvocates.com/thelindadfoundation/ You could also donate to the National Abortion Federation here: http://prochoice.org/about-naf/support-naf/ This gifset is from an incredible documentary called Trapped. You can find or organize a screening or stream it for free here: http://www.trappeddocumentary.com/ It’s seriously an amazing movie about some amazing people.

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This woman’s casual level of “Fuck You” herosim is exactly what I aspire to be in life.

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apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails. Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.

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the firste meyme

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And my favorite one here

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I’m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying

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snail aliens, or snaliens,

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probably it was just funny so people kept doing it. which is basically what a meme is

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the explanation I’ve heard is that most of the monks who did these illustrations would have kept small gardens where they grew all their own food and this was their way of venting about snails ruining their gardens

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ok thats even funnier

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This is hands down one of my favourite posts on Tumblr.

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“Fuckin snails, I’m gonna draw me some God damn knights killing the shit out of these shell slime fucks. Teach them to fucking ruin my herbs. Assholes.”