MadamCrow

Bri ~ she/her ~ 21 ~ side blog for alternativeaswang. currently hyperfixated on TOH (esp hunter) DMs always open

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Intro Post

Hey ya'll! I've never actually done an intro post so here we go!

My name is Bri (she/her) and I'm 21 years old.

This is my sideblog, so most notifications will come from alternativeaswang (my main blog). Also I use the username madamcrow13 literally everywhere else.

Little about me:

Social Work Major at college

INFP

Pansexual

I have hypermobility spectrum disorder! Which means I can do cool party tricks like dislocating my arm at the horror of everyone around me :)

My favorite animals are crows and I will yap about them constantly if given the chance. I also love orcas.

I currently have 11 piercings and 3 tattoos!

I enjoy TOH (current obsession), FNAF, Hellaverse, Hunger Games, DBH, KPopDH, and Arcane. My comfort characters include Jinx and Hunter atm.

Overall I have no DNI- just don't be a bigot or spread hate.

My DMs are always open!

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one thing about me is that every favorite character of mine will end up having fangs in my fanon. nothing finalizes a character design more than fangs.

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I think the most hilarious place to put Post-Canon Sokka would have been the university at Ba Sing Se. I think he would have made a great unhinged professor. Also, in true Sokka fashion, he should have completely dodged fame. Momo is more famous than he is.

He wants to demonstrate to the class how this thing called electricity works, so he's going to be bringing in a Firebender, so everybody be cool, we're all friends here... and in walks Princess Azula of the Fire Nation. One-time conqueror of the city. One of the students is currently writing an essay on how her brief rule of the city affected fruit trade. She says she considers the class to still be her subjects as she doesn't acknowledge any pretenders to any of her thrones, but for now you're exempted from bowing and "Your Highness" will do. It's a really interesting lecture.

"Okay, guys - hey, listen up, everyone - I won't be here next week, me and Aang are going to-" yeah right, sure, Professor Sokka knows the Avatar. Except, of course, the Avatar walks in sheepishly and says that Appa might have gotten into Sokka's hybrid crops, and then you all have to sit there and watch your professor chase the Avatar around with a sword.

One postgrad student is specializing in Water Tribe Cultures. She's currently studying the massive cultural shift that happened in the Northern Water Tribe at the end of the war - oh, and Professor, I absolutely know that you're from the Southern Water Tribe, but it's just that the shift started with Master Katara, and of course I don't think that every person from the South knows one another haha it's just that I need to ask her some questions and I thought maybe you could help me write a letter or write a letter of introduction or...

Sokka looks at her blankly and goes "yeah, she's my sister. KATARA!" which is followed by a faint answering "fuck you!" from Somewhere and to the horror/elation of our postgrad, Master Katara bursts in and is promptly beaned in the head with a rock by Professor Sokka. Her brother. her hero and her professor are siblings and currently brawling on the floor.

Sokka does not teach or study history, but he does sometimes sit in on lectures about recent history. Whenever he does, several doctoral students flock in to sit near him (even if it's an intro course) so that they can eavesdrop on his grumbling. (No matter how they try, an "overheard utterance" is not a valid source according to their professors. No, we have no sources on the Avatar's bison taking part in combat - sky bison are not war animals and...)

He gets regular deliveries with the Beifong family crest on them, and he goes "sweet, Toph must have found some new minerals" and at this point nobody needs to ask which Toph. He seems to have friends everywhere, literally everywhere. Wang was headed out to this massive swamp to study if it's one big organism, and Sokka told him to find some guy named Hue and "don't mind the loincloth." One time the university gets shut down because the Earth King wants to visit. Oh, visit the University? What an honor- Of fucking course not, he wants to visit Professor Sokka, who yells at him and his royal guards for interrupting his day. The Earth King and his many, many royal guards then sheepishly say sorry and file out.

The last straw is when - not a week after he yelled at the Earth King - the assistant head of the Political Science dept walks in to the faculty lounge to find Sokka having tea with a nice normal man dressed in Earth greens for once, and can't resist a little joke. "Let me guess, you're having tea with the Fire Lord." And then she can instantly tell that she fucked up, because both of them go stock still.

So when the two men awkwardly stand up and proceed to introduce the Fire Lord whose portrait she has in her office because she is the assistant head of Political Science as Li, a server at the Jasmine Dragon, she just says "hello Li" and leaves to find a bottle of something strong.

[fanonical]

not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

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Adult Gaang cuddle pile

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Sokka is a biter

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some more water tribe siblings sketches

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Okay, so this post always makes me giggle

But I was thinking just now...

Literally no one in the friend group aside from Aang knows Zuko was the Blue Spirit

So do you think... they're just hanging out in the palace post canon all piled up in one of the rooms reserved for when the royal family wants to chill—and Zuko is voicing his (extremely reasonable) upset about his father for one reason or another

And Sokka just says something like, "So are you gonna just leave him to rot in jail for the rest of his life, or are you gonna give him another punishment?"

And Zuko goes quiet. Thinking. Then he says, "Maybe I should send him on a quest to capture the Blue Spirit to regain his honor"

And Aang just fucking loses it

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interacting with fandom discussion and character analysis on Twitter is like talking to a toddler 😭

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how it feels to watch a TV show that came out years ago for the first time and not be able to engage in the fandom to avoid spoilers

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"you're such a Tumblr girl" - my situationship

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Welp

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criticized the muskrat on twt and now I can't post WHAT THE FUCK ELON?

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how do I celebrate graduating today with my BSW? by playing stardew valley of course.

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I just started rewatching tlok, and now I'm imagining hexsquad dressing as Korra and the gang for Halloween.

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just used ao3 as a reference in my assignment I just turned in for college in my 300 level class. I think I've fully lost it.

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Update: got 100%