I am the Sun

To challenge that is to be burned, ( 19. US. NSFW. Not spoiler free)

[madamezostra]

THIS BLOG IS MOVING

Hey everybody! So y’all may have noticed I’ve been inactive for a while. My original login info got lost and so I’ve been blogging on different blogs via mobile, while this blog is accessible only from my laptop.  I’ve had some unfortunate IRL circumstances come up recently though and the long and short of it is this isn’t my main blog anymore, but because of those circumstances I’m not announcing my new URL. I understand this may be a test of loyalty for my followers/mutuals, but if you would LIKE TO KEEP SEEING MY CONTENT, PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME. It can be chat, it can be fan mail, an ask, you name it. If you’re an IRL friend I’ll go ahead and send you a private message with the new URL but if it slips my mind, do please feel free to message me. And I’ll close this out by saying thank you to my wonderful followers who have stuck with me all these years, I hope to see you soon on my new blog!

[matafari]

[dumpytits]

#i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for

[femmedilemma]

how is this funny to anyone.

Those people obviously don’t realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they don’t want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills).  

Also - I might also be crying.

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, he’s taught himself everything there is to know about cats and their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he’s saving cats lives. He’s awesome.

[adjectivebear]

I love this guy.

[tcongdraws-storage]

precious daughter to brighten up your day

[psych-facts]

In order to be irreplaceacle, one must always be different.

Coco Chanel (via psych-facts)

[retrogamingblog]

Me once they update Pokemon Go so you can walk your Pokemon

[winterbramble]

oh my god I’m crying with laughter. My idiot sons

[threemarshmallows]

everyone please look at my pidgeottos

[leih-dupont-deactivated20250912]

[connercant]

IS THIS ME??

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[inbox-deactivated20131029]

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

[fairywodger]

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

[factsinallcaps]

THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA. 

IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.“ 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY

[psych2go]

I love these posts @word-stuck!

[bioswear]

THE FUCKIGN ALOLA EXEGGUTOR PULLS A “HAT OF DISCIPLINE” MOVE 

IM CRYING

[dabneycoleperson]

i was going to make fun of this etsy page, but i found it by googling “small crown for a cat” so that disqualifies me

[continuants]

i want to put all of these hats on my cat

[npr]

The most patient cat model. -Emily

[trapcard]

what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics

[trapcard]

like imagine a baby being born with this

[unclefather]

Why does it stop at just one? Why not have more faces in his handlebar mustache

[carolmarieow]

[rasticore]

the pre-ipod times were a wild west of ideas

[tachipaws]

I can’t believe Rebecca Sugar made a coming-of-age 90′s era gay teen romcom movie in 11 minutes

[bestofpokemongo]

Found this gem driving along a park