house of ill repute

brandy - 27 - tortured pervert recovering meth addict and hetalia fan i cannot be medicated in a way that matters

[castigatedcast]

people are always like these women use the uke as a self insert… I want to “self insert” my penis into his asshole!!!!!

[grossvampire]

laughed myself sick last nioght imaging lotr gollum having a blog where he just talks normally while also signing all his posts in beautiful cursive for some reason. like this:

[slunch]

[madamfujoshi]

im so horny i need to be gunned down by animal control

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[bruzum]

[themisally]

[madamfujoshi]

Fuck I forgor my supplements and I forgor to dink ouater... all my bogos... binted </3

[madamfujoshi]

guess who forgot to put on deodorant before work #onionparty

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[madamfujoshi]

wait bendydick cumbersnatch is so ugly i cant even watch this nvm

[madamfujoshi]

i'm looking at old old bbc sherlock posts (in search of porns duh) and crying from secondhand embarrassment these are so bad. none of these people have ever had sex

[madamfujoshi]

unironic johnlock enjoyer in 2026

[castigatedcast]

hetro love happens when a woman and a uke make out and fall in sick love against the decree of nature

[madamfujoshi]

my mom gets really worried when i start talking about the Vessel,

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[madamfujoshi]

They told me i can't post about uncle milk before 9 am