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🔪⚰️ Call me Stranger • 30s • he/they/it 🔮🃏 🧭💀Currently: We're so back 🍷📚 I have 1,389.5 hours in Stardew Valley - do. not. test. me.😅✌️

[grossvampire]

LOOK AT HIS ASS

LOOOK ^^^^

[grossvampire]

just so u know my darling, i plan to never fuck nasty again. this letter is from ur awesome father btw

[grossvampire]

ok apparently Margaret's husband died shortly after this due to him being unable to keep up with her 'sexual demands', so it makes a bit more sense than I initially thought

[grossvampire]

just so u know my darling, i plan to never fuck nasty again. this letter is from ur awesome father btw

[grossvampire]

can't even begin to imagine how disconcerting it would be to see someone writing with the 'I smell children' pencil

[grossvampire]

if u pronounce dachshund as- POST CANCELLED GO TYPE IN DACHSHUND INTO GOOGLE AND CLICK FOR THE PRONUNCIATION RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cryptotheism]

I like how guns are useless against Japanese folk horror type monsters. There's no special gun you can make. You have to feed this thing your hair every night or it makes you drown yourself in a lake. You were fucked from the moment you acknowledged it.

[slowscrollreminder]

This is your scrolling reminder

Are you enjoying this?

Would you rather be doing something else?

If so please stop and go read your book or eat or something.

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[roubasura]

i got some watercolor brushes to play with lmao

based on this post that made me feel things tm

[parasitoidism]

we all have that one friend trying to rebuild the world according to their own warped philosophy

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[pmamtraveller]

Fate, by Hugo Lederer c.1905.

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[fuzzygifs]

x

[maja-paja]

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

📸 Mathias Marchioni

[grossvampire]

the bee movie is a transmasculine narrative in which many of the worker bee's, those who leave the hive, have transitioned into muscular, muscular male bee's who then go in search of in-demand bee products (pollen, women in unhappy situationships, etc). In this acceptance speech for the nobel peace prize, I will argue-

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby