phds in fujopology and yaoinomics

20 | bnha posting has now been outsourced to a sideblog

[elhnrt]

remember when i said that i wish there was mdtb arranged marriage au but funny. be the change you want to see in the world, i suppose

[elhnrt]

mdtb arranged marriage stories where it's very stressful and interesting and takes some intense introspection and discovery on both sides are very well and good of course but i wish there was a story where it's portrayed as the funniest shit ever. like tbrm goes "what the hell do you mean i have to marry madara fucking uchiha. anija get back here i will chase you down and you know it" and izn is like dying laughing so inappropriately during the entire ceremony. they consummate their union by not even looking at each other and are like wow this blows ass i can't even enjoy this properly. "you have too much hair and you're too bulky (says this while his ankles are up by his ears)" "your ass is too tight im surprised my dick can even fit with the stick that's constantly jammed up it" they keep throwing each other off of roof tops and out the office windows. madara calls tobirama his beautiful wife once and tobirama goes berserk and hashirama has to mokuton him to a wall until he calms down. the entire village is like ummmmmmmmmm......... well at least nobody is dying anymore. absolutely nothing passive-aggressive just totally aggressive. somehow along the way they both become charmed by each others' weird quirks or at least they get used to it. they kiss finally. izn is totally disgusted. marital bliss. peace has come to konoha but there is absolutely no quiet.

[mangonetics]

they should add some trench warfare mechanics to football

[sumeria]

they did this in riverdale in s5

[mangonetics]

y'all were fucking serious???

[velvetcloak]

metaousia

[velvetcloak]

Susan Fang 🎀 AW26 “Air-Infinity” show

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[mythandlaur]

Quick is this a red yellow or green

[wordfather]

ah, this is our complicated one. this is red-yellow

[questarchives]

Vintage Comme des Garcons

Tao Label

2006

[laciffo-natas]

I hate when I

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[velvetcloak]

dior | autumn winter 2026-2027

[sunmystic]

[miamaimania]

Stepping through time ⏳️: A nostalgic glance at footwear fashion from the past century.

[drfujo]

when i was 10 my grandparents came to visit from romania so we rented a caravan to show them around the state and i was riding my bike in the caravan park when i saw a speed bump and slowed down so much that instead of going smoothly over it i fell and totally shredded the skin of my knee like it was just blood and pus and gross as fuck and it sucked cuz this was at the start of the trip and i was sleeping in the bed above the driver’s seat so it was really annoying to climb up and it hurt to walk so i was basically limping everywhere. anyway it left a scar and i just realised that i can’t see it through my leg hair and i’ve literally forgotten which leg it’s on which is annoying me now. so i’m actually kind of glad my mum asked me to shave to go out for dinner for her bday in a few weeks cuz not knowing doesn’t annoy me enough to shave but i do want to know. and see the scar

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[facts-i-just-made-up]

i just shit realllly hard and now theres only one ball in my scrotuum. what do i do i already flushed

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[evilwizard]

no there were 3

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]