[yesornopolls]

Any plans for the weekend?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

[madamzelds]

schedule a call once. call happens and only part of business can be handled.

schedule a call again. told i’ll get a call back. something comes up.

schedule a call a third time. calls. no answer. texts. no answer.

[madamzelds]

i’m going to become the joker.

[madamzelds]

schedule a call once. call happens and only part of business can be handled.

schedule a call again. told i’ll get a call back. something comes up.

schedule a call a third time. calls. no answer. texts. no answer.

[feral-ballad]

Shon Faye, from Love in Exile

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[madamzelds]

googling how to mitigate the overwhelming urge to cry when faced with something outside your comfort zone

[twinkhole-destroyer]

if you're not smoking cigarettes with me then i have to assume you're smoking cigarettes against me

[madamzelds]

remake of pride & prejudice where mr. darcy begins his confession to elizabeth with ‘my time of prejudice is collapsing’

[peanutsgifs]

August 10th - Happy Birthday Snoopy!

[anarchopuppy]

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

[goodgirlcoded]

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

[sycamorality]

mobility aids and glasses AND MEDICATION should be free for everyone

[madamzelds]

the post-euphoria humiliation ritual of realizing you sent a longass message nobody gives two fucks about

[damazcuz]

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

[madamzelds]

*

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck