svenny @maddestcarpinthepond - Tumblr Blog

every miku is canon

#vocaloid #hatsune miku #miku #crash bandicoot #n tropy #weird thought I had one night

WHATS UP YOUTU TU TU TU TU TUUUUBEEEE 🗣🗣🗣/ref

#THE CRASH FANDOM IS NOT DEAD #THANK GOD ITS NOT I WOULD BE ALONE OUT HERE

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

#this #i bother my friends by doing a tm opera o voice #its incredible #i laugh my ass off and they hate it #umamusume

threedollarsdotcom

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

#tumblr likes to give me very neo cortex coded posts it seems #neo cortex

scorittanius

a "white boy" is a type of invasive freshwater fish closely related to the common carp

#this post really resonates with me #im a carp

@majimasleftasscheek what

i have been given an angel this christmas

#yakuza #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #majima goro #oh my god im going to cry #hes so soft and stupid #my little potato fritter

fixat1ng

Normal eavesdrop stance

#oh hes so strange #love this guy

maddestcarpinthepond

i think we need to be nice to majima stop putting him in horrible situations where hes uncomfortable and not enjoying himself at all can someone draw him cozied up in bed and happy and warm ok

cemeteryxbloom

Real. Let someone play with this man's hair as he drifts off to sleep, safe and at peace even for just a moment

katagogo

Shhhh he’s sleeping with his tiger teddy

maddestcarpinthepond

absolutely incredible . this is what the yakuza fandom needs more of

fuck being a yumeshipper when youre a guy it feels like being a waifu bro but the woke version

#yumedanshi #yume community #added debuff nobody writes m reader fics with your guy #or they do but they make reader a femboy twink

i think we need to be nice to majima stop putting him in horrible situations where hes uncomfortable and not enjoying himself at all can someone draw him cozied up in bed and happy and warm ok

#yakuza #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #goro majima #i dont want to see him bleeding out or gagged and crying #i wanna see him in a dog onesie snuggled up in some blankets where he belongs