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[creepyknees]

mushroom hunting

[ceacide]

[steampunktendencies]

@owen_buggy_photography: Just a casual 80ft kraken sculpture on a ww2 pearl harbour survivor ex US navy ship we are sinking to create an artificial reef in the BVI with @richardbranson

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

Definately: Amazing! 

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

The lyrebird from Australia can mimic virtually any sound that it hears, including children’s toys,chainsaws…. Crazy Amazing!

Have a good day everyone! 

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[babyanimalgifs]

LOOK AT THE LIL PAWS

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莫奈小笺

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[rbthemad]

my favorite group chat meme is when someone fucks up while typing and then the rest of the group repeats it

[rbthemad]

[sonokido]

[denkitekiakki]

@smaugthegiraffe @maddie-andi you two in Dubs class with me 😂

[maddie-andi]

It was gren 😭

[bisexualpiratequeen]

A witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise

Bedknobs and Broomsticks (via bisexualpiratequeen)

[astraldemise]

OH !

hes perfect !!!

[astraldemise]

i like him

[jakeindy]

[fuckingfeelsnshit]

What I Say: I don’t handle confrontation well.

What I Mean: I immediately assume that just because someone disagrees with me, that they will hurt and/or abandon me. When someone is mad at me I assume they no longer like me and that I’m a worthless, evil person who would be better off dead. When people are upset with me my reaction is to kill myself because everyone hates me and I’m a waste of space.

Some NT: lmao yeah I don’t like getting yelled at either it makes me sad ；∀；

[enchantednights]

me: is a needy piece of shit who needs constant reassurance and attention from friends

also me: is distant as hell, avoids all social interaction

[okssure]

totally me

[taiyachan]

Pastel & Cute 

✧  Please do not use, steal, edit!! ✧

This were sold as premade DisplayPictures.  And now have owners.

[damianimated]

At Target this lady told her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and then bought her daughter the same one. It got me thinking about how often I see people bar young boys from appreciating girls/women as protagonists and heroes, and my own experience with it as a kid.

[sairenji]

[orpheusmorpheous]

[madeinchernobyl]

I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.

Someone make more I love this new meme.

[dellvanity]

I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking occur to you that some people don’t have the room or money for those?

[orpheusmorpheous]

hey, guess what. those are all minimum requirements. actually, the person who added onto my post even made the bird cage still TOO small for those birds.

and if you dont have the money or the space for those pets, don’t fucking get the pet.

[grooming-tails]

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