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Kiana Khansmith
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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RMH
Three Goblin Art
Andulka
JBB: An Artblog!
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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AnasAbdin
styofa doing anything
#extradirty
KIROKAZE
Xuebing Du
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taylor price
dirt enthusiast
cherry valley forever
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@maddiluvlove
(via teejus)
in case y'all wanna follow these playlists
Heady bros
white dudes who look like they like rap
basic 20-30s
30+
quiet ppl
POC
fucking hipsters
WM early 20s
early 20s fem
there are many other gems on this dude’s account
This is the guy
lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist
I'm the person that reads your tags.
me: ask me anything
my followers:
my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
#mood
I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.
BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.
Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.
The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.
Hey op?
BEST POST ON TUMBLR
And then you read the whole thing in his voice.
me stopping by to send my monthly text in the group chat before fucking off again
Retweet
“im getting old” starter pack
“this is way too sweet”
“they’re remaking that movie already????”
“my back hurts”
“wait, people get mad about that now?”
“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
“hold on let me check my calendar first”
**turns on the radio** [groans]
How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday
The accuracy of this post tho.
snapchat: _______ added you by phone #
ME:
It’s the mf you forgot to give ya fake # to.
“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”
So is:
wearing two different fabrics
eating pigs and rabbits
wearing torn clothes
having short hair
having tattoos
having more than one type of plant in your garden
going to church in the first 2 months after you’ve given birth
masturbating
wearing jewlery
remarrying
women saying anything in church, ever
eating lobsters
divorcing
eating fat
touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period
cross breeding
people with flat noses becoming priests (?)
cheating
saying God’s name
gossiping
going to church if your balls are injured in any way
wizards (?)
so we’re all going to hell anyways.
EVERY SINGLE TIME
