Maddy

21; Southern California; I swear I'm not a One Direction blog (I'm kinda a One Direction blog) Ziam is life

[jacktheelephant]

A picture just made from Shia Labeoufs…

[teenscoolest]

[anxietyproblem]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[redlipstickresurrected]

Monty Kaplan aka Javier Kaplan aka Javier Federico Kaplan (Argentinian, b. 1986, Buenos Aires, Argentina, based Miami, FL, USA, and NY, USA), Photography   More

[zackisontumblr]

X

[falsedetective]

the only funny trump joke is when news headlines refer to him by descriptors other than president. like

[memewhore]

[tailornorata]

As long as that mask meets covid regulations I'd say it's valid

[haikuubot]

As long as that mask

meets covid regulations

I'd say it's valid

[computationalcalculator]

[theonlymagicleftisart]

Francis Minoza and Laurence Minoza are two brothers who make up the design team Nicebleed. Hailing from Cebu City, Philippines, they began creating back in 2008 and haven’t looked back.

Follow them on Instagram & Facebook

[harryshouse]

HARRY STYLES | GOLDEN (2020)

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Saturn observed by space probe Voyager 1 on November 16, 1980

Credit: NASA

[cheese-greater-official]

*cough gay cough*

[oceaneyes1834-deactivated202312]

*cue vine voice* Oh my god, they were roommates…

[cheese-greater-official]

Cary grant and Randolph Scott lived together for 11 years in their mansion entitled the bachelor pad there are press pictures of the two of them living in a completely wonderfully domestic setting

When Cary grant has to marry as to stop the rumours of their gayness he became very depressed, him and his wife divorced 13 months later

[cheese-greater-official]

Putting more pictures here because yes

[ladyoftheharbour]

Also they reason said wife divorced Cary is bc Randolph “refused to leave” their home and Cary wouldn’t kick him out.

[theparadigmshifts]

[lamardeuse]

I’d seen some of these pub stills before but not all of them, imagine middle America looking at this and thinking they were just bachelors sharing a house holy fuck

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

I am obligated to reblog this everytime it shows up on my dash

[zim-zam-goddamn]

wholesome

[aidangillens]

Would you say your feelings are involved?   Obviously 

[nonsocomechiamareilmioblog1]

I miss/hate them so much 😭🤣🤣🤣

[french-romarin]

To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

[bat--country-deactivated2026032]

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

[maya-tl]

Google Translate: focus

This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US

[fvckyouimaprophet]

imagine hating trans women so much that you write a 900 page novel about whatever the fuck this nonsense trope is. from the bottom of my heart, fuck this goddamn garbage.