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notagiraffe

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

bravadopinfire

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate

honestly

metradell-vyorei-deactivated202

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

denbroughbill

bitch me too

toastbutteregg

im that annoying person who always comes an hour late

babyanimalgifs

tigers chasing a drone

credit: @cnninternational

sushinfood

alternative title:

underestimation costs zoo $400

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This is the best video ever

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

gentlekingsmen

socrappyicoulddie

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

rustybuckett

absolutely fucking iconic

candlelightcalico-deactivated20

You are all forgetting some thing:

What he says to a member of the Westboro Baptist Churchy Club when he gets up to leave.

“I’m a catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend, who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely day, madam.”