Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.
honestly
trying on a metaphor

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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almost home
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$LAYYYTER
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.
honestly
Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes
bitch me too
im that annoying person who always comes an hour late
tigers chasing a drone
credit: @cnninternational
alternative title:
underestimation costs zoo $400
This is the best video ever
Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.
This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made
absolutely fucking iconic
You are all forgetting some thing:
What he says to a member of the Westboro Baptist Churchy Club when he gets up to leave.
“I’m a catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend, who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely day, madam.”
daylight savings is just another example of how time is fake
oh my God
the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic.
well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing for dinner today
me: *gives astronaut flowers* astronaut: than– me: no, they’re for her me: *looks at moon*
Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”
Bystander: “Wait, you-”
FB: “aAAAAHH”
vines that i haven’t seen in any compilations yet
part 2 | part 3 | animal vines
this is literally how i dance
This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick