mady of hearts

just an artist.

[madelynofhearts]

"design a swiss army knife" prompt. The spy one is my favorite.

[madelynofhearts]

#NeverTrump #JustSayin

Herman Cain: “Mitt [Romney] and all of the anti-Drumpf, ‘Never Drumpf’ folk, look behind you. There is no army. What they hear are the voices of these resistance people pushing back against the presumptive nominee. There’s no army back there.The message is, you’re talking to yourselves. Get your egos out of the way and get behind the presumptive nominee.”

Me: Excuse’ moi?  IT’S GIF TIME! (dark evil laugh)

[madelynofhearts]

Someone: I need some volunteers to help lift this heavy object

Me, a lazy and weak individual: please don't ask me please don't ask me

Someone: I need some big strong men to lift this! You don't have to help.

Me, filled with irrational feminist rage: wtf i'll lift that couch up one handed and bench press it

[mynameisroot]

me at any sign of even my smallest responsibilities:

[sc4rymmary-deactivated20200203]

[madelynofhearts]

Flying on a plane, waiting for this to happen... *Crash* Everyone: Ahhhhhhgh! Me: Weeeeeeeeee!

[mysharona1987]

[madelynofhearts]

Me, falling off a cliff to the sharp, deadly rocks below:

“Noooooooooo! Not in this shirt!”

[micdotcom]

Watch: President Obama brought the house down at his last White House Correspondents Dinner.

[jon-lox]

HE 👏🏽  DID 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[madelynofhearts]

I don’t know why I suddenly started approving either X’D

[miss-gardner]

Here’s all of the sketches I did after watching the Force Awakens. I love all of the new characters so much. There’s a lot of inconsistency in my drawings, bad silhouettes, bad posing in general, but all the same I had so much fun drawing these guys! I feel like I learned a little too! I need to draw more Po and BB-8. I’ve NEVER drawn BB-8???!!!

[no-mi-torta]

this is why you should always take your girl swimming on the first date

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

@partlysmith

[madelynofhearts]

When half the time you don’t wear makeup anyway.... hahaha....

[emily31594]

Indeed, a week after Fred and George’s departure Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling (via emily31594)

This is literally my favorite paragraph in the entire book...

[madelynofhearts]

I am seriously this close to quitting the internet and starting my life as a hermit in the Swiss Alps.

(See, distance between nuclei. But more like the radius, really...)

[micdotcom]

BREAKING: Harriet Tubman is replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill

Sources at the U.S. Treasury Department confirmed to Politico on Wednesday that Alexander Hamilton will remain on the $10 bill, while abolitionist Harriet Tubman will replace former President Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. But wait it gets better, changes featuring people of color are coming to the $5 too.

[jewishdragon]

SUCK IT JACKSON

[oupacademic]

[oupacademic]

Word of the Day: reflet

n. Colour due to reflection; lustre, iridescence; spec. a metallic lustre on ceramics

Image: “Reflection in a soap bubble.” by Brocken Inaglory. CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons

[pr1nceshawn]

Interesting Superstitions From Around The World.

[madelynofhearts]

I sleep with my fan on. Goodbye, life.

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Michigan lawmaker explains why every man needs to care about the tampon tax.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[metalscoops]

YES. This is so goddamn important!

[thedailyshow]

When U.K. scientists asked the public to choose the name of their new research vessel, they probably weren’t expecting “Boaty McBoatface” to sweep the vote.

[thescienceofjohnlock]

they might not have been expecting it but the rest of us were

[cloth-cat-deactivated20210627]

The name Boaty McBoatface has been vetoed even though it won the vote.  To protest train staff in the south of England decided to protest by re-naming their train ‘Trainy McTrainface’.  

[madelynofhearts]

Democracy at it’s finest.