there is freedom in the dark

🌚🌝

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[cadaverette]

[barry2018-2023]

absolute cunt serves absolutely

[barry2018-2023]

no?

[barry2018-2023]

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

[doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen]

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[mist-and-silhouette]

i need this so bad

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

have you ever met a celebrity irl?

yes

no

microcelebrity

kinda?

results

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[collectivenothingness]

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[local-crow-on-a-powerline]

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[notahorseindisguise]

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

[food-in-the-morning]

[fadeintoyou1993]

breaking my silence. me