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I'm just like Jess from New Girl, except less cute, less funny, and less quirky. If you're interested in taking a look at the life of an extremely average twenty-two-year-old in Canada, I'm your gal.

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I don’t go to therapy or take any pills I just rawdog life and let my brain turn into soup

[frogginbloggin]

you guys sure like frogs, huh

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

its illegal not to, actually

[horseshoecrabluvrr]

JUST LOOK AT HIM

[frogginbloggin]

he’s so sweet………… sweet man………………..

[mailorderfictionalcharacter]

people are still patriotic in 2020? grow up? do not ask for what you can do for your country but what human rights violations they are currently committing and why you should hate them. 

[tanadrin]

As an aside: any evopsych theory of sexual attractiveness needs to contend with the fact that beauty standards vary wildly between cultures, over time, and even from person to person.

People of uncommon appearance, take heart: someone somewhere out there finds you hot, though they may, unfortunately, be on the other side of the planet (or dead).

[argumate]

this is the kind of heartfelt optimism I love combined with the cynical pessimism I crave.

[copperbadge]

“The beloved of many dead” is going to be a SFF romance novel I write some day. 

[lagonegirl]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memewhore]

[ratliker1917]

Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they’re heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Up in the club like

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

[actionables]

my brain or as I like to call it, the suffer contraption

[fluffygif]

Meow

[tacobellee]

My mom said this is v cute

[zevrans-archive]

The Sims 1 + Mental State Notifications (Part 1/?)

[christiandiorhypnoticpoison]

me

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

[wastedawayagaininmargaritaville]

Why is this on shitty car mods? This is revolutionary

[plasmalogical]

becomes extremely enlightened when my airbag deploys and pushes all of these into the exact center of my brain

[unjmportant-deactivated20150728]

snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)

[anorable]

girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*

boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl

girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time

[10memes]

[mentholsmoker]

this person married a branch of bananas

[harlecore]

it’s time to let go of this endless summer afternoon