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merridon’t
animal crossing: new horizons? i think you mean animal crossing: lord of the flies
The main characters of Lord of the Flies :)
Lotf but the beast is a yellow bird
somewhat damaged
greatest thing I have witnessed ever since my arrival into the lotf fandom
our anthem is You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by the Offspring. spread the word
Indeed it is, spread the word guys
“FUCK
your ass-mar”
—William Golding, Lord of the Flies
LotF as a reality TV show pt.4
With lots of roger! I was in a roger mood lol
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Simon: this is Thistle! She’s my service dog for my seizures. She’s a golden retriever!
Roger [about to cry]: I hate you and her [softly petting Thistle] how dumb.
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Director: you’re late!
Wilfred: sorry Jack was outside and I was afraid to walk past him.
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Make up director: roger, can we please just help a little bit with your wardrobe?
Roger: [wearing an oversized “Bathory” hoodie, ripped jeans, and a really old pair of combat boots] no.
Make up director: is this how you want people to see you on TV?
Roger: myself..? Yes.
Ralph: I dislike you. But I admire you for that.
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Maurice: we should do a fake fire drill like on The Office
Jack: that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard
Jack and roger at the same time: let’s do it.
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Video editor: Piggy.. I appreciate that you’re so eager to learn but gosh you talk a mile a minute!
Piggy: yea I’ve just learned to tune myself out.. Anyway!-
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Jack: I should’ve burned this place down when I had the chance.
Ralph: [nervously glances to the director]
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Interviewer: so since you boys are so busy how do you manage to sort time with school and the show?
Ralph: well we’ve got a teacher who comes to set and does home schooling with us
{flashes over to old footage of “home schooling”}
Roger: [on his phone]
Piggy: [solving math with no issues]
Maurice: [putting a pencil in the microwave] this is for science
Jack: [confused] Ralph what’s #7?
Ralph: I got America
Jack:… Ralph this is math.
Ralph: wait- no.
Simon: [gave up on the story problem nine minutes ago; is now watching the birds outside the window]
At Piggy’s funeral
Ralph: *quietly crying*
Jack: we are gathered here today because SOMEONE *glares at Piggy’s dead body* couldn’t stay alive.
Not an ask but, I love you,,
Why thank you, I’m flattered to hear it. And unless your name is Roger or Jack Merridew, I love you too, Anon.
U wanna fuckin go lad
1v1 me Conch Boy, I've sharpened my stick on both ends 😤
LOTF but the conch is a kazoo
@lilweebworm needs to be stopped
I should've yote the rock on OP instead
Okay but what if before the island the choir boys all sat next to each other during choir. Maurice, Jack, Roger, then Simon. So after the island when they finally get back on track and start going to school again they’re sitting in choir and Roger thinks of something and smiles and turns to tell Simon but there’s only an empty seat.
Thanks for the feels.
This post has been haunting me into the wee hours of the night. I’m upset.
Simon: It costs 0$ to be nice to people.
Roger: I don’t have that kind of money.
*floating human in the sky*
Everyone: ITS JESUS CHRIST PRAISE THE LORD
Me: ITS SIMON HE HAS RETURNED
(No offense to anyone)
he better not fucking have