LotF as a reality TV show pt.4
With lots of roger! I was in a roger mood lol
Simon: this is Thistle! She’s my service dog for my seizures. She’s a golden retriever!
Roger [about to cry]: I hate you and her [softly petting Thistle] how dumb.
Wilfred: sorry Jack was outside and I was afraid to walk past him.
Make up director: roger, can we please just help a little bit with your wardrobe?
Roger: [wearing an oversized “Bathory” hoodie, ripped jeans, and a really old pair of combat boots] no.
Make up director: is this how you want people to see you on TV?
Ralph: I dislike you. But I admire you for that.
Maurice: we should do a fake fire drill like on The Office
Jack: that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard
Jack and roger at the same time: let’s do it.
Video editor: Piggy.. I appreciate that you’re so eager to learn but gosh you talk a mile a minute!
Piggy: yea I’ve just learned to tune myself out.. Anyway!-
Jack: I should’ve burned this place down when I had the chance.
Ralph: [nervously glances to the director]
Interviewer: so since you boys are so busy how do you manage to sort time with school and the show?
Ralph: well we’ve got a teacher who comes to set and does home schooling with us
{flashes over to old footage of “home schooling”}
Piggy: [solving math with no issues]
Maurice: [putting a pencil in the microwave] this is for science
Jack: [confused] Ralph what’s #7?
Jack:… Ralph this is math.
Simon: [gave up on the story problem nine minutes ago; is now watching the birds outside the window]
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