Jokeblog (now inactive) where Jack has a phone on the island and where one mod spends time occasionally channeling his spirit. This is too much power for him. TO BE CLEAR: I only endorse shipping fictional kids in innocent puppy love ways (as innocent as murder bois can be). Anything NSFW will result in a block. PLS⊠I know theyâre shirtless, but they also donât know what tax returns are. Neither do I but thatâs beside the point nspired by a lot of fun I had joking with friends about this book as a sophomore. I am American so I donât know what a lift is ok. TW for murder, sadistic children, and general canon-compliant disturbing but funny themes
âReally? You think Iâm hot? You acktually think Iâm attractive? Iâm fockin nine years old and Iâd carve out both your lungs in a heartbeat if it meant I would be liked. Oi yâall some creepy ass motherfuckerz go to the gotdamn libraryâ
(Unfortunately this blog isnât really active. Not abandoned, but probably wonât be posting consistently again. Thanks for the good times, and good luck to all the poor high schoolers who will join the fandom this year. It gets better! <3)
That post that is like âlord of the flies wouldnât have happened if it had been a bunch of girls insteadâ and itâs likeâŠ..mmmm you didnât go to a lot of girls sleepovers growing up, did you?
Society wants to perpetrate the myth that young girls are not as capable of violence and developing mob mentalities when thatâs not even close to the truth. This is not me saying that girls are bad and evil, itâs just that adolescents of all genders are capable of shocking cruelty and I know damn well the girls who bullied me in middle school would have beaten me to death with a rock if given half the chance.
Simon showed me this song⊠totally top of the mixtape Iâll make when I get back to me mum. I want Spotify Premium but the bastards wonât let me because I only play 100 Gecs
Crazy how Iâm still getting new followers on this joke side blog despite never posting anything lol, hello to all you high schoolers going down the rabbit hole for the first time! Your sanity will suffer but it will be an entertaining ride, that I promise you <3