Certified Lapis Relate

Try and reblog my art if you can. Hello, Dave/Bill /Lapis here, and welcome to my closet. I do art and other cool stuff so, stay a while. I'm a huge Lapis kin and yeah. I can come across mean sometimes, I can't tell if I am(austistic) so please let me know if I ever do that! My activeness depends on mood, or if i forget about it or not. I have a boyfriend and i go by He/they. Im in a variety of fandoms like Steven UniverseShe-Ra, Arcane, FNaF, DSaF, murderdrones, helluva boss, hazbin hotel, ect. You are in my world now, embrace it!

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psps

How would yall feel if i started a whole seprate dsaf blog…….?? I genuinely want to know! It would be my au and all, so if its not “canonically accurate” suck it/lh/j. But in all seriousness, dont get mad at me as its going to be my world-like thing. Its most likely going to include ocs of mine, and maybe special moot charcters!! so yeah.

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I’m going to do this, stay tuned bc ill end up tagging it/posting the name or linking it here.

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Here it is!! https://www.tumblr.com/blog/fazchaos

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[babyfairy]

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I'm p sure a bunch of bots just followed me so that's crazy

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more bots followed me.... wtffff

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let me be inactive in peace !!!

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I'm p sure a bunch of bots just followed me so that's crazy

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more bots followed me.... wtffff

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I'm p sure a bunch of bots just followed me so that's crazy

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so uhhhh hi. I did say in my bio my activity depended on how I'm feeling and that hasn't been great, so yeah. I'll try to make a slow comeback but idk how much I want to focus on su, my focus and hyperfix has moved elsewhere but I will still be posting about it. so dw.

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I'm in my nimona arc

[goobnnuy]

Shout out to people who have fursonas with little heart shapes on them

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yall I'm very much alive, I'm just not posting. Sorryyyyy I have a single art request in my askbox that I need to do but idfk why, but I want art requests until I receive them, and then I look at them like: :(

Sorry my beloved mutual I'll do it one day.....

[actualazuli]

calling all lapis kins

making an army

[road-kill-dog]

ive probably said it before but i love loovee how lapis' hair changes with her mood. i love how her color changes before and after her gem gets fixed- which is something that doesn't happen to anyone else. i love how emotional she is, how real she is. she's shitty and upsetting and silly and mean and regretful and full of sorrow. she's a prominent example of healing past trauma and a beautiful example of the way that trauma can and often does make us hurt others. she loves, but she doesn't know how to. she copes, but she still falls apart. she runs away because of her ptsd, but she regrets the hurt that she causes and grows strong enough to come back !! god i love her

[policecars-blog]

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

[veganbeefstrokinoff-deactivated]

Cops need to fuck off with this K-9 shit. Dogs are awesome and sweet, stop turning them into tools of oppression and subjugation.

[angryinthebones]

And especially stop using cruelty and abuse* to do it.

*Often called “training” in the industry.

[cryptocommie]

One of the vet’s offices I worked for was the go-to animal clinic for police dogs in the city where I used to live. Every, single one of those dogs was completely out of control and prone to attacking both humans and pets. Their “training” (which we saw examples of multiple times… it often consisted of slapping the dog or “dominance” bullshit) apparently didn’t include an off switch.

In the 3 years I worked for that particular clinic, we had at least 6 fights between K-9 police and other animals and 2 bites because their handlers insisted they had them under control. After the second (serious) bite, we had to require all K-9 officers to be muzzled upon entering the clinic. 

There were at least 2 handlers who actively encouraged their dogs to bark at the cats boarding there through the glass to the cat room. I had to ask one of them 4 times to stop, and he told me he was “just letting the dog have a little fun” and that “it won’t hurt the fucking cats,” before pouting like a child in the waiting room.

Fuck. All. Cops.

[angryinthebones]

These dogs are a mess from start to finish. They’re intentionally bred to be over-the-top and out of control (people like to call it “drive” but a biological drive is different from being constantly over the stimulus threshold all the time). The training makes it even worse, and what you end up with is a majority of K-9 and military dogs that are completely untrustworthy time bombs.

[cryptocommie]

What makes it almost worse is the department we worked with imported GSD/malinois mixes for 20,000 dollars plus per dog. Then, if that dog didn’t “pass” their abusive, nasty training course, they—get this—gave them away to local families for “protection.”

Talk about time bombs. Shit’s unimaginably irresponsible.

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reblogging because i’ve seen this image on my dash a lot lately without the commentary on how fucked up police dogs are. 

[anxietyhaver]

Also police dogs are racist as fuck (because their racist-ass cop owners trained them to be racist; some cops used to call young Black people “dog biscuits”)

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I fucking LOVE prn bots liking my fucking posts!!! I am a WHOLE ASS MINOR!! I LOOK AT PEOPLES PROFILES WHO LIKE MY STUFF!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!

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Twitter refugees and reddit refugees.. Do not pet the local wildlife, they(we) might transform and bite.

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ok guys! my art fight isn't completely updated bc I ran out of time BUT my artfight username is Madm1n

SO attack me if you dare !

I am on team werewolf, but I accept friendly fire and will most likely attack back

[lastoneout]

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3