katarina

mostly croatia nt, dinamo zagreb & real madrid

[emvpiid-deactivated20200228]

training pics tomorrow or it didn’t happen @realmadrid

[emvpiid-deactivated20200228]

i love the internet

[marisatomay]

“im trying my best!!” i say as if my best didnt pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning

[addc10]

Ramos giving instructions to his defense:

Real Madrid defense:

[niklasuele]

every time they zoom on suarez:

[localstarboy]

British version of “i could’ve dropped my croissant ”

[sejan-is-my-religion]

Kidnapper:I have your sons

Rakitic:But I don’t have sons??

Kidnapper:Then who are these 2 brats?

*in the background*:aaAAAAAAAJJJJ LAAAAAAJKKKK

Rakitic:OH My gOd tHey HavE šimE aNd DejAn

Subasic:GOD BLESS

[irrealmadrid]

tag yourself i’m luka modric trying to kill everyone

[lukamodrics]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

Luka: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Dejan: [covered in ink] MAYBE THE SQUID WAS BEING A DICK

[twentnyonepilots]

casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing

[here-for-the-isco-left-deactiva]

Me when we screw up in La Liga: well at least we have the Champions League.

Real Madrid:

[here-for-the-isco-left-deactiva]

Me: our third kit is so tragic there is no way it can look good on ANYBODY 

Isco:

Me:

[vazkroos]

[during sex]

me: i want u to hurt me

him: zizou left and cristiano left

me: wait

him: casemiro is injured you’re not getting a new striker your defense is in shambles and your midfield is not sure about what it wants to achieve and some players who shall not be named have been subpar at best and you’re probably getting a trophyless season

me: stop

[here-for-the-isco-left-deactiva]

Sergio was going to get a penalty but Sergio didn’t because Sergio was offside.

[here-for-the-isco-left-deactiva]

Me: *dials Ronaldo’s number* “Hello? Paulo? Wh- give the damn phone to Cristiano. Yes Hi cris sorry to call at a time like this but Diego Costa is terrorizing our players and imma need you to come for like 10 minutes and terrorize him back and then imma let you finish raising your son Paulo”

[holyhellerin-deactivated2019031]

It just occurred to me… what are we going to do when Luka Modric decides hes going to retire from football?!

[bernardesci]

Please agree with me that Luka is staying for 2 more years? For people who don’t understand Ćoruka wrote that he’s going to watch him with pleasure how he leads us into new victories and to the European top

[morska-vjestica]

Carli is a man who stood on a square and said “this is my square” and people just unquestionably gave it to him, so if he says Lukita will lead us to the european gold that is exactly what is going to happen and no one can tell him otherwise