I sleep a lot but not really.

weirdo with lots of dreams

[degasdad]

do you guys have a story in your head and when you’re bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

PLEASE

[wetcatboyobsession]

a picture you guys aren’t ready for,,,,

please god why do i not hear about this pout ENOUGH

[incorrectmarvelquotesyeet]

Peter: I say "come fight me" a lot for someone that cries whenever one of my stuffed animals fall off my bed in the middle of the night

[lesbian-deadpool]

Steve: Is this great, or what? We’re going to live off what nature sends our way. See that stream? That’s our drinking water! See those berries? That’s our-

Y/N: See that skeleton? That’s our future.

[evansstylesss]

Chris Evans is into vanilla sex, idk he just doesnt rub me off as the type to be rough, pull hair, and start clapping cheeks.

[littlefiercequeen]

Okay wait wait wait wait, WHAT?!

So you’re saying you don’t think this guy

I mean this guy

THIS GUY

THIS FUCKING GUY

Is vanilla? Pure, unadulterated vanilla? Well now I’m gonna have to go find out for myself thanks ✌🏽

[evansstylesss]

Yes bro, these are all his roles. Cuz if its real life he not doing all that.

[madritz]

@cevansismyfave I agree. He is to much of a sweetheart.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: If you don't stop, I’ll marry Tony and turn the tower's wifi off every night at 8 pm.

Steve: If you turn off the wifi how are you going to use it?

Stephen: I don’t need wifi when I'm riding Tony's dick.

[madritz]

[hallwinter]

why have we stopped wearing cloaks and capes. this is ridiculous. the human race is a failure

[madritz]

I don't know what you're talking about. I wear a cape or cloak all the time.

[madritz]

Today at dinner

Sister: can i go outside and touch the neighbor?

Me: why do you want to touch the neighbor?

Sister : he fills me with joy

*Everyone on the table flipping out*

Brother1: how?

Brother2: which one?

Sister: the smallest one. Touching him gives me energy to get through the day.

*Everyone relaxes*

Mom: go for it, just wear protection

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[madritz]

Today during dinner~

Me: if i had a fake leg would you kick me more or less? ( brother and sister both kicking a different leg )

Sister: i wouldn't care.... I think?

Brother: if your fake was leg you would die....

*all making eye contact*

Me: are you okay

Brother: no my brain is fake right now

[out-in-the-open]

There is something equally sexy about him putting on and taking off clothes

[madritz]

[savespider-man]

Sam: Someone keeps eating my yogurt!

Bucky, eating yogurt: [gasps]

Sam: Ugh!

Bucky: What kind of yogurt?

Sam: I was saving that for after my run, Bucky!

Bucky: Oh my God. I guess I was saving it for during your run then.

Sam: Ugh. You’re like a big, dirty raccoon, Bucky.

[madritz]

Steve will defend his racoon

[versacethotty]

[madritz]

Just a warning but ... In some way, that little fucker will ruin you.