Back On My Bullshit Again

He/Him. 30. English teacher in Japan. Ask questions, get answers.

[muppetmagic]

the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET

[netherworldpost]

This one hit immediately after reblogging and I type this and there are many more

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m. willing to wait a few extra days for my packages if it means not exploiting a system built of pure human suffering? that, that shouldn’t have to be specified

[pocket-sized-potato]

[clowned64]

gaud you radiate energy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so does this!

[missyrivers]

isn’t that the elephants foot thing in chernobyl?!! the blob that’s so radioactive it kills you within like eight seconds of being in its presence? 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same blob!

[fmlcomic]

Relative of yours?

[thebestworstidea]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#I can’t believe I plugged my tablet in for this

[rottingfacade]

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[pukicho]

Gonna name my kid Zotap

[0wormreblog0]

Is there a reason?

[pukicho]

Someone needs to start naming people dumbass sci-fi names or we’ll never be in the future we want.

[digitexts]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

I am not bound by mortal rules, hold my beer

[not-all-the-prayers]

Josh Lyman + screenshots of despair (4/?)

[card-of-the-day]

Today’s Card Is: Rules Lawyer

[pururin]

Who are you? 

Someone dear to me. Someone I don’t want to forget.

Someone I shouldn’t forget!

Who? Who? Who? Who?

What’s your name?

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2018 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2019 better be nice to my mom

[japanesetranslated]

っこない

no chance of, no way that, certainly not, will never happen

After -masu stem of a verb

する　→ します　→　しっこない

来る　→ 来ます　→ 　来っこない

なる　→　なります　→　なりっこない

分かる　→ 　分かります →　分かりっこない

買える　→ 買えます　→　買えっこない

その点は間違いっこない

そのてんはまちがいっこない

There’s no mistaking about that.

その建物は右側にあります。見逃しっこありません。

そのたてものはみぎがわにあります。みのがしっこありません。

The building is on your right, you can’t miss it.

私がどんな目にあったか君には分かりっこない。

わたしがどんなめにあったかきみにわかりっこない。

You will never know what I went through.

約束したじゃん。出るなんてできっこない。

やくそくしたじゃん。でるなんてできっこない。

You promised! There’s no way you can leave.

[freeselfdefense]

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

[kny111]

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

[blog-archive-111189]

Worth watching

[heylookitseli-archives]

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

[leo-bish]

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

[appropriately-inappropriate]

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

[sprouting-colours-deactivated20]

Important

[hayei]

Please reblog this.

[madiithepand0rk-blog]

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

[nailtipflips]

If you see this, reblog please.

[sigilcrafter]

not witchy but definitely worth watching, stay safe

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Always signal boost. Stay safe everyone.

[witchymarvelspacecase]

WATCH THIS SHIT!! It’s easy, and it’s important. Please, please stay safe

[lgbtcyrus]

I don’t care if it doesn’t match your “theme” or whatever, this could save someone from a lifetime of psychological trauma, PLEASE reblog it!!!

[thegreenpea]

@mycollectionofnuts

@joannaharp

@deanismymom

@iloveposse

@trees-and-sky

@awesomelittleweirdo

@what-if-i-was-a-coffee-addict

Guys tag everyone you know and reblog this

[joannaharp]

@mycollectionofnuts @ilovwwhatwehave @deanismymom @seedless-vascular @trees-and-sky

[damn-shawty]

Reblog!! I hope everyone sees this!!

[hamilton-one-shots]

Please reblog

[digitexts]

[plasmalogical]

[plushblr]

opossum !!!

[charlesoberonn]