決して。

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@hoardofheroes via oh you said it back

     qrow’s eyes widen and his expression turns from nonchalance to surprise. he... said it back? tai’s hand on his chin is warmer than anything he’s felt in weeks, and yes that includes whiskey. he didn’t even realize he hadn’t sounded enthused. “i--i uh--”

     words catch in his throat, and his reputation for  s u a v i t y  falls flat in an instant. sound more enthused, you idiot, try again! words still fail so instead of speaking, qrow takes their close proximity and pulls tai in, planting his lips on the other’s with a sigh.

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❛ you can’t just kiss me and think you’re gonna make it all go away. ❜ - oof can i send this from tai

shippy starters.

     qrow makes a face. “well, i can definitely try.” he mutters. “i dunno what else you want me to do, tai, i’m not a magician. kissin’ it better’s my best trick.”

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SHIPPY SENTENCE STARTERS.   feel free to change pronouns   /   change the sentence(s) to your liking.  for multi-muses,  specify who you’re sending the meme(s) to  /  who you’re sending the meme(s) from.

❛  did you ever love me?  ❜ ❛  do you ever miss when we were just friends?  ❜ ❛  don’t you dare think that there is anything,  past or present,  that i would put in front of you.  ❜ ❛  everything i have ever done was for you.  ❜ ❛  i am hopelessly,  irretrievably in love with her.  ❜ ❛  i care about your feelings more than mine.  ❜ ❛  i feel i’ve loved you forever.  ❜ ❛  i guess if i love you…  i should let you move on.  ❜ ❛  i know that somewhere inside that cold,  lifeless exterior there’s an actual human soul.  ❜ ❛  i know that you love me…  but you aren’t in love with me.  ❜ ❛  i look at you and i…  i’m home.  ❜ ❛  i love you in every way that i can.  ❜ ❛  i love you more than i’ve ever loved anybody.  ❜ ❛  i love you.  i will love you forever.  ❜ ❛  i miss the future i might have had with you.  ❜ ❛  i never stopped loving you.  ❜ ❛  i remember thinking that i had to have you or i’d die.  ❜ ❛  i would never let anybody or anything hurt you.  ❜ ❛  if you love someone,  you tell them.  ❜ ❛  if you stay,  i promise there’s no safer place in the world than right here with me.  ❜ ❛  if you want to go…  i want you to know that it’s okay.  ❜ ❛  it’s simple.  her or me.  ❜ ❛  i’ll miss you with every beat of my heart.  ❜ ❛  i’m in love with her,  ok?  ❜ ❛  i’m in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i’ve loved you since the first time i laid eyes on you.  ❜ ❛  i’ve loved you since we were kids.  ❜ ❛  listen to me…  i’m in love with you.  ❜ ❛  no one’s ever stuck with me for so long before.  ❜ ❛  she was…  the love of my life.  ❜ ❛  thank you for loving me.  ❜ ❛  we look out for each other.  that’s what we do.  ❜ ❛  we’re going to have to work at this everyday but i want to do that because i want you.  ❜ ❛  you always make me feel better.  ❜ ❛  you and i?  we’re messy,  and we’re complicated,  but we’re real.  ❜ ❛  you are everything i never knew i wanted.  ❜ ❛  you are the person i was meant to spend the rest of my life with.  ❜ ❛  you can’t just kiss me and think you’re gonna make it all go away.  ❜ ❛  you’re in love with me.  i know you’re in love with me.  ❜ ❛  you’re like a beacon of light guiding me through the darkness.  ❜ ❛  you’re my hero.  you know that,  right?  ❜ ❛  you’re the lightest thing that ever came into my life.  ❜ ❛  you’re the one that ran the moment things got a little rough.  ❜ ❛  you’re the only thing i ever cared about.  ❜

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"I've always got your back." Tai might be smiling, but his voice was firm. "Always. Which means you tell me when you're feeling like shit. You don't tough it out, you come to me, okay?"

     long sigh. “yeah, i know.” qrow says, almost resigned as he speaks. “‘preciate it, tai. just don’t tell me too much or you’ll never be rid’a me.” he adds, laughing dryly.

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qrow at 15: aw yeah let’s see the boobs his partner: takes off her shirt qrow: oh dear that’s a shame

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3 & 22 !

NSFW headcanons.

3. What are your Muse’s thoughts on public sex?

as long as he isn’t in charge of it, he’s fine. if he took the reigns with his luck, he’d be caught in seconds.

22. Did your Muse enjoy their first sexual encounter?

considering it was with a woman and this was the moment he realized he was gay? not in the slightest. not only was it generally awkward as first encounters typically are, he came out of it feeling like he’d done something bad and was hanging in limbo just seconds before the smack of a hand was supposed to hit his cheek.

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Even More NSFW Headcanons

Smutty questions below the cut. Send a number and I’ll answer it!

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                        あなたはカラスが不運の兆候であることを知っていましたか？ 

                                 did you know CROWS are a sign of BAD LUCK?

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[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it (taiyang)

what’d i say last night?

          MSG: ……………          MSG: i dont remember that          MSG: ………………………………………..          MSG: did you at least put beer in it

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[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

what’d i say last night?

          MSG: THEY WERE!          MSG: not my fault they didn’t get the damn message

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Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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i need. to be more active here.

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NSFW Sentence Starters

“Are you hard/wet already?” “No, you’re not allowed to come. Not yet.” “Tell me what you want to do to me.” “No, don’t pull out! It’s okay.” “I’m in control tonight.” “Don’t hold back! Get rough with me!” “Harder – fuck me harder!” “Get on your knees if you want to make it up to me.” “You can be more bossy. I like it when you’re bossy.” “Please don’t stop – if you stop I’ll cry!” “I really like this kinky side.” “Tell me what you’re thinking right now. No need to feel ashamed.” “Why are you so intent on teasing me?!” “Y-You want me to strip for you?!” “I want you to take me. Hard.” “I can’t believe we’re doing this here–” “No, just relax. Let me take care of you.” “How do you want me? On the bed? Against the wall?” “There’s no need to be shy.” “Say that again. I love it when you talk dirty.” “Just tell me what to do and I’ll obey.” “I think you need to lick me clean…” “You really enjoy doing this, don’t you?”

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FIRECRACKER

    ❛     see!    was that so bad?     ❜     yang snorted, finally leaning back again in a semi-relaxed posture now that her work had been done.      ❛      saphron and terra seem nice, don’t you think?  it’ll be nice to sleep somewhere warm for a change.    have you ever been to argus before?    ❜

     qrow rolls his eyes but smiles anyway at her. “yeah, they’re nice.” he agrees. “makes me nervous bein’ around a kid, but considerin’ adrien’s glued to saph’s hip half the time i think i might be okay.” he adds. then qrow stretches.

          “i’ve been just about everywhere kid.” he tells her. “mistral, vale, argus, patch, atlas, menagerie, vacuo--you name it, i’ve at least probably flown through it.” he jokes, half-serious.

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"I've never seen someone swing around a hunk of steel that large before--" The Grimm Reaper muttered under her breath, trying to be as inconspicuous as she could be (but, really now, who could hide that curled hood?).

          “you got a problem–?” qrow begins, turning to face whoever dared to insult harbinger, only to find himself face to face with a mask he knows all too well. he stops dead in his tracks. “what–what was that?”

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FIRECRACKER

     ❛     you’re not hogging anything.   i’m stuffed, and i’m sure the others are too so just.   eat it, or i swear, i’ll shove it down your throat myself.     ❜     she brushed it off with a small laugh, but it didn’t erase the look of concern in her eyes.      ❛    c’mon, uncle, you don’t have to do this to yourself.   the food is really good, too, i swear.    ❜

     qrow purses his lips, staring yang down for a moment, before he rolls his eyes. without a word, he picks up one the sandwiches on the platter before him, waving it a bit as if to emphasize that he’s picked it up. he opens his mouth as wide as he can to take a bite, brows lifted as he chews as if to say, ‘happy now?’

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FIRECRACKER

     ❛     you’ve hardly touched your food.     ❜     yang was still seated on the floor, the rest of their friends helping tidy up in the kitchen, or bringing in their gear.   she regarded qrow with an unreadable stare, rising to her knees to get closer to her uncle.      ❛     you’re probably starving, qrow.   its not gonna kill you to take care of yourself for thirty seconds, you know.   and if you don’t, you’ll offend our hosts.     ❜

          “ah, yeah, yeah...” qrow sounds absent, as if not wholly there. in fact, he’s been a bit off his stride since maria told them her story. he wants to think it’s as simple as having a childhood hero call you a disappointment, but he has a feeling it’s not so easy. “i’ll eat once you guys got everything in. don’t wanna hog anythin’ if you guys want more.”