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[sparebutton]

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

[queer-nihilist]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[swordmahes]

ra ra rasputin 10 months into quarantine

[honeydrippingbeehives]

It is a shame how it carried on

[cairgnorm]

[starlightvii]

THIS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thenatalchart]

sometimes i think the weirdest argument against astrology is that we can’t have the same personality as someone else as if people don’t relate to others and see themselves in others as well as fictional characters all the time. i’m sorry but we are really not that unique. i can’t believe that’s the argument so many people go with

[musicalsarecrack]

students: *not sticking to the status quo*

the entire cafeteria:

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[rehfan]

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

[spring-sent]

[coltre]

heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo

[lesbianshepard]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Every question they get wrong they lose more money, from their current savings, to one million.

The questions are all things ordinary people should know.

“Whats the cost of a loaf of bread?”

“What’s the minimum wage?”

And then we move on to practical demonstrations later,

“change this car’s tire”

Or even, “change the bag on this vacuum cleaner.”

And the final question should probably be “how much tax should your company be paying?”

[goat-heirop]

The Money they lost goes to charity and cleaning the enviornment

[queencatradora]

do you ever wonder why stephanie meyer had the cullens live in a small town to preserve their “anonymity?” has she ever been to a small town??? small town people got nothing to do all day, other than to gossip and think about those weird people that live in the forest. if anything, they’re getting the opposite of anonymity. you want real anonymity? live in a big city. you could live next to someone for 5 years and never even learn their name. they’re up all night? they’re beautiful, looks like they had some crazy good plastic surgery? you never see them go outside? somehow hella fuckin rich? yeah. That’s LA

[muchymozzarella]

New York has a guy wearing rainbow tie dye outfit from hat to toe riding down the road on a unicycle with a boom box on his shoulder, you think people will care about the weird sparkly rich people? 

[catchymemes]

[avoidingapples]

14th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with witchcraft”

[avoidingapples]

19th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with hysteria”

[avoidingapples]

21st century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i don’t believe anything is wrong with you and won’t diagnose you”

[tempest-caller]

That’s not entirely fair. Sometimes they also diagnose you as “fat.”

[batmansymbol]

to this day i am flat-out stunned by the way the pirates of the caribbean theme PERFECTLY evokes a jaunty swashbuckler riding atop the bowsprit of a magnificent—yet foreboding!—18th century galleon, from whose mainmast the jolly roger flaps spectacularly in a high wind. like? how’d you do it? some cellos? how.

[almost-always-eventually-right]

that’s hans zimmer baby

[whitepeopletwitter]

[natural--lighting]

Oop

[augustarambles]

I shared a version of this to my Facebook page and so far the list has been:

-speaking more than one language

-Owning an old car

-Having kids

-Thrifting/Flipping furniture and other “DIY” projects

-Tiny houses

-getting money from the government

So much of our daily lives is sold and packaged to us as something people of certain classes can do or shouldn’t do. It’s fucking ridiculous.

[thebiscuiteternal]

-cooking your own food is seen as a sign of “worldliness” if you’re rich.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[magspag]

The original Number 5 was a reference to how many continents he’s had sex on, so this kinda implies that Lou’s quarantine is being spent fucking like a beast at the Antarctic Research Station

[circleturk]

I want to know which inhabited continent you think he’s avoiding by making Antarctica his 6th