mae

it’s happening to everybody

[maespri]

hello hello! call me mae!

» she/her, 20, avid thought dumper

» my posts mostly consist of thoughtdumping, introspective character stuff, anatomical / criminological studies in relation to media, or total shitposting. you can navigate any of that with the tags on this post (yay!)

» you can read my stuff on my ao3 !

» feel free to request posts or fics. i live for writing <3

[maespri]

today my coworker asked me if i am a “lexapro baddie” because i told her i was handling a breakup really well

[willgrahamscock]

If I was jigsaw I just wouldn’t do any of that because I low key don’t know how to make those traps

[mikaelamove]

i don't look like a ghost, do i?

✶

holy compared to my first maria art on here ive improved sm??

[maespri]

i’m a waitress and a guy i served today left me a $4 tip and his phone number on the check and like first of all im already mad because you’re a man but second of all 4 dollars? Fr? that’s all i’m worth to you? 400 pennies? die die die die die

[razerbackbitch]

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[maespri]

i’ve been awake for 24 hours straight and i feel like i can hear colors i cnat imagine how those guys in the sleep experiment felt. tired probably if i had to guess. just another one of my masterful deductions

[brionysea]

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

[maespri]

the place i work keeps getting a lot of calls from scammers for some reason and today i overheard my coworker answer the phone and greet them followed by a brief pause of silence before he started meowing like really loudly into the phone

[lakevida]

how many sentences are you planning to read next year? im aiming for one dozen but life happens

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[grasswyrm]

Been getting really into orange juice lately

[grasswyrm]

#myjuice

[maespri]

recently properly found out that i have chronic iron-deficiency anemia because my body can’t absorb iron and it’s so weird because it’s like this life changing diagnosis but it’s also so goofy because it’s fucking Anemia. y’know the condition normal people can easily fix. Just so unserious dude. like where is the support group for my anemic bitches. it doesn’t exist because they’re all eating steak and spinach

[segamascott]

[loveridden1999]

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything