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| 30 | he/they | genderqueer neurodivergent fuck

[maeximumdread]

I don't know how that happened, but my favorite card game seems to be Russian Bank. Learned how to play it a few weeks ago and now I'm in somewhat of a friendly rivalry with an 82-year-old.

[river-mort]

dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work

[catchymemes]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not my circus but i bought a ticket and now the monkeys are holding the audience members at gunpoint???

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

girl help the monkeys are shooting an hostage every hour their demands go unmet

[maeximumdread]

Fuck you *art nouveaus your bauhaus style architecture*

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

@setepenre-set

[setepenre-set]

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

[setepenre-set]

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡               C{≡                                                     C{≡                         C{≡ C{≡                                 C{≡

[maeximumdread]

Lol, I guess twitter really hates creatives and promoting small businesses, the fuckers are banning promotion of other social media sites like Facebook and insta and even ban linktree links

[maeximumdesign-blog]

[maeximumdread]

I did an art y'all

[jetstargf]

gerard way went to college in drag in the 90s and has spoken at length abt identifying w femininity and how the hair and makeup during revenge era was to safely express that and how they identify w jeanne d’arc and use he/they pronouns and that researching the transgender experience was healing for them and referred to the transgender community as “we” and “us” and wore dresses on stage while their friends smiled and frank said the best part of this tour is “watching gerard be himself on stage.” and yet at every turn ppl have said they’re cis or queerbaiting or in a phase despite 20+ years of saying the opposite. and today marina toybina one of their close friends who made them custom dresses and costumes for the tour used they/them for them. i am feeling predictably very normal about this.

[teamyellremade]

a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

[maeximumdread]

Pfff those aren't relatable in the least *cries in artist*

[maeximumdread]

I'm honestly fascinated by people just having an emotional support celebrity and then emulating the absolute shit out of them.

I love that for you, go be a cool copy of that one musician you latched onto 15 years ago.

I absolutely cannot relate, but sometimes I wish my path was that clear.

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[maeximumdread]

I know fandom history that I wish I never knew about

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins

An Illustrated Guide For Vampires

1. Privacy Tent

2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed

3. Victorian Box Bed

4. Canopy Bed

5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice

6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)

7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)

8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass

in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets

[voidingintotheshout]

Back in the early 1900s when vampire lore went mainstream with Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the lore that was original to the vampire idea was that they needed to sleep in some of the dirt where they were buried. In fact in the original 1920 something Nosferatu he has to transport crates of the cursed soil where he was buried around if he wants to travel. That’s the origin of the coffin thing. So, if you’re a vampire, sleep ends up becoming like a return to your grave that you have to do every night day, but now your grave can be anywhere that your coffin sits with some of the burial soil. That aspect of the myth of vampires has faded away with time, but that’s the origin of it at least. I know nobody was looking for a real answer but, there it is.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

VAMPIRES WHO JUST STRAIGHT UP SLEEP IN FLOWER BEDS AND COMPOST BINS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

found in the notes:

#vampires curled up in large planter pots like cats

#I raise you: budget vampires who sleep in one of those turtle sandboxes with the shell-lid on

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Please someone draw an ultra-serious Gothic-adorned vampire curled up sleping in a turtle sandbox.

[sookayheresthething]

they better get a move on, the sun rises fast in Idaho

[katesattic]

This man lives and breathes Geralt. He is to Geralt as Ryan Reynolds is to Deadpool. You expect me to watch someone else play witcher’s Deadpool? I don’t think so.

[maeximumdread]

I mean, when you're right, you're right

[maeximumdread]

If I catch anyone putting Miss Marvel slander on my dash I will personally slightly sand down one table leg or chair leg on each of your tables and chairs so that they're never level

[maeximumdread]

I might have been responsible for making tumblr look awesome on twitter, I’m sorry

[foone]

Sometimes I think I'm not that weird and then I go and search for a Funny Screenshot I took and instead find a Twitter thread where I was talking about a lesbian cat having an affair with a cow.

[foone]

She fled the city with her deer lover, and returns to help the cats and deer and dogs fight against the new invasion, the ants. She brings an army of sharks with her.

All these animals are the same size and non-anthropomorphic.

[foone]

Foone what the fuck were you smoking? I know the answer is "nothing stronger than caffeine", but come on.

[maeximumdread]

Gotta say your dreams are wild in the best way possible. Like, the plotlines your head cooks up? Marvelous.

I wish I could retain any of the bullshit my brain comes up with.