[straightboyfriend]

The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men

[qui-bono]

Sexist.

[straightboyfriend]

i am literally a man

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[hohoehoes]

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

*absolutely nothing happens* 

wow this is giving me a lot of anxiety 

[4chansbest]

[catsuggest]

Not every word needs an e at the end.

wronge

[lovelysuggestions]

You have survived every moment of your life, even the ones you swore you wouldn’t. This time is no different; you will last.

[nyledimarco]

When you are Deaf and you try to listen to music but it is weather news…. :( 

[peppapigvevo]

This is so CUTE they’re so cute I’m mad

[beomgyujeongin]

[mapofthechingu]

the future generation’s humor… ive never been so proud :’)

[weloveshortvideos]

[paulthebukkit]

WHY IS THIS HERE

[goothemighty]

To reward anyone crazy enough to figure this out.

[tangobunny]

“If you do something creative, you should be rewarded for it” seems to be the modern Nintendo motto, and I’m grateful for this kind of design.

[trashboyzac-deactivated20190724]

i want a “mutually obsessed with each other but in a healthy way” kind of relationship

[harryandtommo]

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

[zodiacale]

full offense but if you don’t have intentions of loving someone back who loves you then don’t fuck around with them on a mental or physical or emotional level

[maezaleski]

Australian: making my way down town

Australian: walking fast

Magpie: aggressive bird noises

Australian: walking faster

[pocblog]

A look inside Serena Williams’ Fairy-Tale Wedding in New Orleans | November 16, 2017

[cardcaptorr]

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye