celestial cottage cheese

matthew. 28 years old. living in southern maine.

[gay-irl]

[hexanediol]

[paxamericana]

[betterhaircut]

[studthismuffin]

He didn’t stutter

[anxietyproblem]

[nathanhaley]

[warcraft-shenanigans]

Waycrest Manor, pt. x

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you’re both siting in his car patiently waiting for the interior lights to turn off so you can start blowing him:

[princesstalanji]

I heard, I heard across a moonlit sea The old voice warning me Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea Beware... beware... of me.

[warandpeas]

Slutty Witch

[inaminadikaaa]

[30-minute-memes]

You know what I’m talking about.

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

my therapist: Cats (2019) can’t hurt you.

Cats (2019):

me, sobbing in a corner: WTF

[bobcatmoran]

[uglysnacc]

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

[surf4ces]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[microsoftedging]

Just Let Him In

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

[sixpenceee]