Hazel Basel! (18+)

She/he 28 We need to get silly with it

[hazel-basel]

Thank for liking my hdg shit posts I’m gonna get worse and thats a good thing. Maybe

[hazel-basel]

Ive had too many bad ends in real life to be into them in my fantasy stories.

[hazel-basel]

Average wlw hdg story: Oooooo arnt you the cutest little thing petal! I cant wait to take you home and pamper you like the little princess you are ::3

Average mlm hdg story: PETAL!!!! YOU NEED TO CUT THE RED WIRE

MASTER ALL THE WIRES ARE RED!

GODDAMNIT PETAL YOUR FUCKING COLORBLI-

[hazel-basel]

Pregnant floret, this can one of 2 ways. Suspend the florethood let then be an independent for 18 to 20 years and let then be a parent.

The other way is to drug the floret, force them to get an abortion, give them permanent birth control and wow ok that sucks let’s go with option 1 instead holy fuckin shit wow thats horrifying.

[sheviapostrophes-freak-hole]

The HDG wiki writing guide has an explicit warning against including children in the work for this exact reason.

[hazel-basel]

Personally I wouldn't put children in a hdg story because Hdg is smut and I think putting children in smut is kinda sorta super pedophile behavior.

[hazel-basel]

Terran: Who ever taught my affini brainrot vocal stims is getting my impant shoved up in their ass I cant take it anymore.

All my fellas ::3

SHUT THEBFUCK UP MISTRESS

[saturatedbunny]

the hab AI keeps reporting 'unknown quadruped detected.' that's just the floret crawling around

[hazel-basel]

Pregnant floret, this can one of 2 ways. Suspend the florethood let then be an independent for 18 to 20 years and let then be a parent.

The other way is to drug the floret, force them to get an abortion, give them permanent birth control and wow ok that sucks let’s go with option 1 instead holy fuckin shit wow thats horrifying.

[hazel-basel]

Affini 1: Ohh i love your Terran! What breed are they??

Affini 2: Why thank you darling, it’s a mexican.

Affini 1: Do you think they’ll get along with my New Yorker?

[lune-petal]

Fundamentally incompatible.

[chaussurre]

An affini whose Human is the result irresponsable breeding, an aggressively french human, that can only pronounce the word baguette and vague angry words, and that was born addicted to cigarettes.

[hazel-basel]

If the affini wont watch the sopranos or the pitt with me than they can stay in the fucking andromeda galaxy

[hazel-basel]

Stopping sex because you and your partner(s) cant stop laughing is the best shit ever and more memorable than whatever role play we were doing anyways.

[hazel-basel]

Affini with a Floran floret. They make hunting a delightful passtime and roam the galaxy looking for adventure and fun.

[hazel-basel]

Affini with an Ent floret. Just a couple of talking trees.

[hazel-basel]

Masc affini who really wants to chace tail. Whats one thing the ladies like? Little sprouts.

He adopts a little sprout for the intention of getting the attention of the ladies and the little guy is playing along because he just wants people to hug him.

[hazel-basel]

Evil affini be like: get a job you fucking bum

[hazel-basel]

Autistic affini that has a little bit of trouble communicating but she really means well and she think everyone hates her but really people like her and fuck this post is about me ah fuck man ahh shit I’m growing vines son of a

[choko-predap-first-bloom]

Hi, i dont go here, but i found out about the HDG fandom, i just have something to ask since you seem to a fan,dont you think its a little weird the community your is based of autogynephilic drugging slavery rape fantasies?

i want you to think about it for a good second, is this what you want your interest to be? is this what you want to be known for? For being apart of a “fandom” that is essentially apart of the problem of the desentization/romantization of rape,slavery, and forced transition without consent?

Rubbing my big fat Affini belly

Oh goodness petal... I'm so full of rape, slavery, and "autogynephilia"...

Gives it a slap making it jiggle

But I simply must have one of those "forced transition without consent" delicacies... ough... with a little drugging on top if it's not too much trouble...

[hypnovatoroperator]

gilf affini straight up named Pam who puts xenodrug pies out to cool on the windowsill and became a crazy floret lady after the divorce like she has ten of them now.