Hazel Basel! (18+)

She/he 28 We need to get silly with it

[hazel-basel]

A call to mom

*Phone ring ringing*

???: Hello? who is this?

Nathan: Hey mom! It's Nathan.

Mom: Nathan?? Oh my god!! I thought you couldn't call me while you were in the navy?!?

Nathan: Yaaa about that, uhhh. Look mom I'm just going to go out and say it. I got abducted.

Mom: ABDUCTED??? YOU GOT TAKEN BY THOSES AFFINI THINGS????

Nathan: Ya! it actu-

Mom: ARE YOU IN THE MINES???

Nathan: *sigh* no mom I'm not being put to work in the mines. There are no mines that was a lie- Do you really think they would let me call you if they had me doing hard labor?

Mom: That's... true. So are they... Treating you ok?

Nathan: Honestly mom? I'm being treated like a goddamn king over here.

Mom: Really?

Nathan: They board the ship, start talking to us all cutsie and stuff, sayin "oh you poor zenos having to fight against your will. This is no way for you to live!", They hook everyone up with their own apartment, own ai, own communicators, fuckin everything!

Mom: Are they feeding you?

Nathan: Mom your never gonna believe me, they got these cool ass vending thingy that give you whatever you want, they call em compilers. You ask it for a sandwich and it gives you the best rubin of your life! Stuff tastes better than the stuff they make back home!and theres like no money here either everything is given to you for free.

Mom: Dor free?? So like, no rent? No nothin?

Nathan: I litterlly asked my ward what the rent was and she got disgusted at me. "Why would you have to pay to have a bed to sleep in" she told me.

Mom: Ward? What the hell is a ward?

Nathan: It's like a buddy they give you to help ya with the all the new stuff they give you on the ship, they live with you and make sure your not hurtin yourself or whatever.

Mom: God bless Nathan, and they arnt trying to hurt your or anything?

Nathan: No not at all. I feel 100% safe. I was worried at first but everything seems kinda fine here.

Mom: Nathan hun. doesnt this seem a little bit too good to be true? What if their planning to do something to you, fatten you up and eat you. Turn you a little pet or worse!

Nathan: Honestly mom with the way i get treated here, if i get turned into some brain dead pet, i think it might be worth it next to getting shot at for some empi- Shit hey mom my wards back i gotta go.Ddo me a favor and give the dog a few pets for me will ya?

Mom: I will, i love you son, its so great to hear your alive.

Nathan: Love you too mom, Ill call you later. Promise

Ill probably make a part 2 to this or just write a big ass story to go with it because whyyyyy not!

[ldcadmium]

Notice how the brain is nice and smooth, too :3

The bonus art for Chapter 12 of my HDG fic, Gold Laced Cuffs (You can read the story here!)

[hazel-basel]

Affini has been invited to the family reunion

Uncle: so your his…

Affini: Her pronouns are she/her and yes. I am her owner.

Uncle: so he agr- sorry she agreed to this?

Affini: Well-

Floret: YES uncle yes i totally 100% agreed to this at first and did NOT put up a fight

Affini: ...

Uncle: ... well that seems fine to me :)

______________________

Uncle: (whispering to the floret) I gotta tell you man, you bagged a total hotty here.

Floret: Uncle! she can hear us

Uncle: I'm serious! If i knew they got that hot I would have ran over to the adoption center forever ago. I outta tell your auntie shes got competition.

The floret is trying to hide her grin while looking over at her Mistress who has the biggest grin in the galaxy ::3

[puppyriots]

tumblr please don't kill me it's doll anatomy

[hazel-basel]

Story idea

Human that's been literally adopted (dead parents at young age) and have only really grown up with other Affini.

Their 21 now and while they don't have an owner the old blooms quite like the affini raised terran because she can spot a see that can be broken from a mile away and tells the plant folk about it.

You could just got to the adoption center but come oooonn thats no fun you got a insider terran right here tell you where a breakable soon to be floret lives and works and all she has to do is point it all out.

I think i would make her mom a really famous ship captain too, make her a super old bloom.

[hazel-basel]

Evil affini be like: you need to grow up

[hazel-basel]

Rule be damned an affini would make fucking sick kindergarten teacher

Just a regular ass teacher no kink shit she would know how to calm the kids down and help them learn to read and it would be so freakin awsome

[hazel-basel]

Why yes your owner is going to the family reunion. Why yes they will honestly answer the questions your uncle has about the implant in your head. Why yes your owner will have to do something about your feralist cousin.

Hes part of the family after all its only right.

[hazel-basel]

I need a plant monster to do this freakin crap to me i need them to take cute pictures of me

[zoctopode]

you guys really liked that lineart preview so i figured id drop the first 4 pages. this is a wip comic of some lesbian robots comparing heat sinks and is shaping up to be eightish pages tops, will be done within the next 2 weeks or so!

[salamanding]

Terran subject test log: We make them kissy kiss

[hazel-basel]

I really like the idea that little sprouts are just really good at video games to the point that the affini can't even keep up

They don't do anything special they just kinda smash buttons and these advanced space creatures cant counter for shit.

Affini: I have been playing this game for 30 blooms and these tiny little toddlers are kicking my core in!!! Is my keyboard broken are my vines paralyzed WHATS GOING ON

Little sprout: hehehe :3 *mashing keyboard keys* I like this game this is fun!!! :D

[hazel-basel]

I think the Affini would love to have a pet cat or dog. Not like a pet play thing but like an actual cat or dog.

Cat just sunbathing in the window

"I can see why the little terrans like you fluffy one. Your so calm and cute!"

mow

"See that's what I was thinking! I'm glad you agree with me here."

meow

"I love your too Mr. Mittens" ::3

[hazel-basel]

The best part about the Affini is that you can show them all the bugs you find and they love you.

that's all i really need in life if I'm being honest.

[hazel-basel]

Im not sure why some of yall think the affini wouldn’t allow you to curse. If my dog called me a fuck wit i would laugh my ass off

[hazel-basel]

Little sprout walking up to their owner in the living room

“Mommy big sissy said i was a FUCKER”

They gonna tell big sister off ya but dont act like the big plant moma wouldnt laugh her core off when the 23 year old toddler starts saying big girl words.

[hazel-basel]

Im not sure why some of yall think the affini wouldn’t allow you to curse. If my dog called me a fuck wit i would laugh my ass off

[picatinny]

Floret grooming channel run by an affini who specializes in caring for girls who never learned how to take care of their own hygiene. Is this anything,