Dazai's little Mischief

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- I am not a writer 😔, so there might not be a lot of my own posts. But will surely reblog the shits i like 👍.

- and English is not my first language, like you couldn't tell😅

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BSD characters distracting you, while you are on a important phone call

Hey, it's been fun posting after a long time. Well, I have done a similar one in the past, "Distracting BSD characters while they are on an important phone call", so this time it is the opposite, round two, where the characters turn the tables and distract you? This could be like a part 2, reverse version of the original post.

🍷 Chuuya Nakahara — Sweet-Talk Assassin

You’re pacing slowly while talking on the phone with a friend, sounding calm and collected.

“Yeah, I’ll send the file tonight. It just needs a few more edits and—”

Warm hands suddenly land on your shoulders.

You stiffen.

Chuuya Nakahara has appeared behind you like a red-haired problem. His thumbs press into the tension at the base of your neck, slowly kneading.

Helpful.

Too helpful.

He leans closer, voice dropping to a smug whisper near your ear.

Chuuya: “You sounded so confident a minute ago.”

Your grip tightens on the phone.

Chuuya (quiet, teasing): “Don’t mind me. Just admiring how good you sound when you’re trying not to melt.”

He blows lightly against your ear.

Your brain short-circuits.

You (into phone): “Y-yeah, I’ll have it done tonight—no, I’m fine—just… cold air—!”

Chuuya’s quiet laugh vibrates right behind your shoulder.

🩹 Dazai Osamu — Sabotage in Silk Gloves

You’re typing rapidly on your laptop while talking to a colleague on speaker.

The report is almost finished. Just a few more lines.

Then your keyboard stops working.

Because someone has sat on the desk.

You look up.

Dazai Osamu tilts his head, studying your face like a curious cat.

His fingers slip under your chin, lifting it slightly.

Dazai (innocent tone): “You make the cutest face when you’re concentrating.”

Your eye twitches.

Dazai: “Do you always furrow your brows like that? It makes me want to kiss the stress away.”

His thumb brushes your cheek.

You immediately smack him with the nearest tool.

You: “Back. Off.”

He grins like you just confirmed his hypothesis.

Dazai: “Too late. You started the war.”

🐯 Atsushi Nakajima — Shy but Effective

You’re fixing a small drone while explaining something to a friend over the phone.

“…and then if I recalibrate the stabilizer—”

Atsushi Nakajima quietly sits beside you.

He watches for a moment.

Then, carefully, he places his hand over yours.

Warm. Gentle.

You stop talking mid-sentence.

His thumb brushes lightly over your knuckles.

Atsushi (soft): “You take care of everyone.”

A small pause.

Atsushi: “Let me return the favor.”

The drone part slips out of your fingers.

You mute the call immediately.

You: “Atsushi… that was dangerously smooth.”

He turns bright red.

Atsushi: “I practiced…”

🍭 Ranpo Edogawa — Devil in Candy Wrappers

You’re presenting an idea to someone over a video call.

Behind you, Ranpo Edogawa wanders in, clearly bored.

He grabs a lollipop from your drawer.

Then crouches beside your chair.

Before you can react, his head rests comfortably on your lap.

Your brain freezes.

His finger lazily traces shapes on your knee.

Ranpo (murmuring): “Try not to lose your place, genius.”

You stare at the screen in horror.

You: “…As I was saying, the system utilizes—”

The person on the call squints.

“Are you alright? You look… distracted.”

Ranpo grins without even opening his eyes.

☕ Oda Sakunosuke — Calm Sabotage

You’re sitting on the couch while discussing something important on the phone.

Sakunosuke Oda sits beside you quietly with a cup of coffee.

You assume he’s just listening.

Until his socked foot slowly brushes along your calf.

Your voice stutters.

The movement continues, deliberate and slow.

Then he reaches over and gently tucks a stray strand of hair behind your ear.

He goes back to drinking his coffee like nothing happened.

Oda (quietly): “Your focus is impressive.”

You stare into the middle distance.

You: “I will end you when this call is over.”

He takes another sip.

Oda: “Promises.”

🎪 Nikolai Gogol — Maximum Chaos

You’re giving a very serious explanation over your headset.

Mid-sentence—

POOF.

Nikolai Gogol appears upside-down across your couch.

He is wearing your oversized hoodie.

And apparently nothing else visible.

He locks eyes with you.

Then slowly twirls his rat tail around a finger.

And silently mouths:

“Pull me.”

You choke on your own words.

You (into mic): “S-sorry. Minor technical issues.”

Nikolai beams proudly.

Nikolai: “Karma~!”

🪶 Fyodor Dostoyevsky — Silent but Deadly

You’re live-streaming some code debugging while explaining your process.

The room feels… colder.

You realize someone is standing behind you.

Slowly, Fyodor Dostoyevsky leans down, breath ghosting across your ear.

His fingers brush lightly down your spine.

Fyodor (soft, almost amused): “Let us test your composure.”

You jolt upright.

Your chair tips over.

The stream disconnects.

You spin around.

You: “YOU’RE A DEMON.”

Fyodor calmly straightens his sleeves.

Fyodor: “Balance must be maintained.”

Here is the link to "Distracting BSD characters while they are on an important phone call", which is kind of like part 1 of this fic.

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BSD character's taste in bed/roleplay/towards general sex and bedroom staff is

These are totally my headcanons, and what i think BSD characters are like in bed. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. No offence to anyone's different ideas on these characters. keeping this PG but still suggestive enough to paint the picture — here’s how I think the Bungou Stray Dogs characters would behave behind closed doors, in terms of roleplay taste, bedroom energy, and general intimacy style.

1. Dazai Osamu

Role in Bed: Switch, leaning dom. Loves taking control, but will play sub if it’s for fun or part of a mind game.

Style: Playful, teasing, unpredictable. Likes turning intimacy into a mix of comedy and tension so you never know what’s coming next (pun fully intended).

Kinks & Roleplay Vibes: Loves scenarios — doctor/patient, detective/suspect, "oops we’re trapped somewhere." Might use handcuffs only to make you squirm with anticipation.

Energy: He can be slow and sensual when in the mood, but he thrives on chaos — think flirty interruptions, whispering in your ear to see your reaction, and pushing your buttons.

Quote: "Oh? Already flushed? We’ve barely even started~"

2. Chuuya Nakahara

Role in Bed: Dom, but respectful — he thrives on giving and receiving enthusiasm.

Style: Passionate, intense, likes closeness. Wants to feel your hands in his hair and your breath on his neck. He’s not all about control — more about making sure both of you are completely lost in the moment.

Kinks & Roleplay Vibes: Light BDSM, dominance play, power struggles. Likes pinning you or being pinned if you can overpower him (which is rare, but turns him on).

Energy: A "complete beast" when things heat up, but also surprisingly romantic — candlelight and slow jazz aren’t off the table.

Quote: "You’re not walking away from me until I’m done with you."

3. Atsushi Nakajima (age 19)

Role in Bed: Sub-leaning switch. Wants to please, but with the right partner, he can be surprisingly assertive.

Style: Sweet, caring, and shy at first — needs reassurance. Once comfortable, he’s more adventurous.

Kinks & Roleplay Vibes: Light teasing, praise, and scenarios that let him feel more confident (hero saving damsel, bodyguard, etc.).

Energy: Mostly slow and sensual, but can surprise you when adrenaline kicks in. He loves deep eye contact because it reassures him.

Quote: "I… want to try it your way this time."

4. Akutagawa Ryunosuke

Role in Bed: Dom, but can switch in very specific situations.

Style: Intense, controlled, and almost predatory — he takes things seriously and doesn’t like messing around mid-moment.

Kinks & Roleplay Vibes: Power control, authority-based scenarios, maybe some binding. Likes having the upper hand but secretly enjoys it if you can turn the tables.

Energy: He’s not romantic per se, but he’s deeply attentive — wants to see the effect he has on you.

Quote: "Don’t tell me to slow down — you started this."

5. Ranpo Edogawa

Role in Bed: Switch with brat tendencies. Loves to test boundaries.

Style: Playful, cocky, likes to keep things lighthearted, but gets surprisingly intense if his partner pushes the right buttons.

Kinks & Roleplay Vibes: Loves roleplay — thief/detective, rival masterminds, “you owe me a favor” scenarios.

Energy: Can go slow and sensual or fast and competitive, depending on the mood. Enjoys seeing how flustered he can make you.

Quote: "Looks like I’ve solved the case — you’re mine."

6. Edgar Allan Poe

Role in Bed: Sub-leaning switch, thrives in more romantic setups.

Style: Slow, poetic, and emotional. He turns intimacy into an art form. Likes to make everything beautiful and meaningful.

Kinks & Roleplay Vibes: Historical/fantasy scenarios, dramatic romance, possibly light blindfolds (trust-based).

Energy: All about slow build-up — soft touches, whispered words, and long gazes.

Quote: "Your beauty could bring nations to their knees… and me as well."

7. Nikolai Gogol

Role in Bed: Pure chaotic switch — the unpredictable wildcard.

Style: Flirty, teasing, and fast-paced one second, then slow and unsettlingly intense the next. He treats intimacy like an elaborate game.

Kinks & Roleplay Vibes: Anything theatrical — masks, costumes, playful threats. Enjoys being tied up as much as tying you up.

Energy: Always high-energy, a mix of thrill-seeking and dramatic flair.

Quote: "Oh, darling, you don’t even know what you’ve gotten yourself into~"

8. Sigma

Role in Bed: Sub, but willing to try switching if his partner wants.

Style: Soft, careful, and shy — needs to feel safe and guided at first. Once comfortable, he’s surprisingly passionate.

Kinks & Roleplay Vibes: Praise, reassurance, “first time” scenarios, romantic settings. Blindfolds intrigue him but make him nervous.

Energy: Mostly gentle and emotional, but he can get caught up in the heat of the moment.

Quote: "I… trust you. Just tell me what to do."

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BSD characters with a scary past and personality ask y/n, is she scared of them

As we all know how some of the bsd character have an image and reputation of being cruel. they are tall and strong, and some of them work for an organization with a reputation of not messing with them. Ahhh this is so tender 💙 I love this dynamic — the feared, untouchable ones hearing the one thing they don’t expect: that they make someone feel safe.

Chuuya

You were sprawled in his apartment, quiet except for the faint hum of city life outside. Chuuya leaned against the counter, arms crossed, hat tipped low. His voice was hesitant, edged with a vulnerability he rarely let slip. “You ever think about it? I work for the Mafia. People hear my name and flinch. You… being alone here with me — doesn’t that scare you?”

You met his gaze with absolute certainty. “No. You make me feel protected, Chuuya. Safer than anyone else ever has.”

His jaw clenched, his ears turning red. He looked away, biting back a smile that betrayed how hard your words hit. After a beat, he muttered gruffly, “...You got no idea what that does to me, doll.” Then he crossed the room and wrapped an arm around your shoulders, pulling you into him like it was the most natural thing in the world.

Dazai

It was late. The dim glow of streetlamps painted his face in half-shadows as he walked you home. He chuckled idly, hands stuffed in his pockets. “You know… people call me a monster. The kind of man you should never be caught alone with in the dark.” His voice softened, almost testing. “Are you not scared right now?”

You glanced at him, smile warm. “No. You make me feel safe, Dazai. Like nothing could touch me when you’re around.”

For once, he stopped in his tracks. His smirk faltered, something unreadable flickering in his eyes. Then, slowly, the smallest genuine smile tugged at his lips — softer, quieter than any of his masks. He tilted his head, voice a whisper. “…Safe, huh? Guess I’ll have to keep proving you right, belladonna.”

Jouno

The night was quiet except for your footsteps echoing alongside his. Jouno’s head tilted slightly, his blindfold catching the moonlight. His tone was smooth, but there was a weight beneath it. “You know I’ve done things most people can’t stomach. People fear me without even seeing my face. Aren’t you afraid, right now, walking alone with me?”

You smiled softly, brushing your hand against his sleeve. “Not at all. You make me feel safe, Jouno. I know you’d never let anything hurt me.”

For a moment, he went utterly still. His sharp hearing picked up the truth in your heartbeat — steady, calm, not lying. Something warm unfurled in his chest, unfamiliar and disarming. His lips curved into a rare, genuine smile. “…You’re either fearless or you trust me too much. Either way… I’ll make sure you never regret it.”

Tecchou

You were walking beside him after a long day, the moon high above. Tecchou looked down at you suddenly, his brows furrowed, as if something had been gnawing at him. “People tell me I look intimidating. Dangerous. Do you ever feel scared, being with me like this?”

You shook your head without hesitation. “No. I feel safe when I’m with you, Tecchou. Like I don’t have to worry about anything.”

His eyes widened slightly, caught off guard. Then, slowly, the corners of his mouth curved into the most earnest smile. He nodded firmly, determination lighting his gaze. “Good. Then I’ll make sure you always feel that way.” His large hand brushed yours, tentative but steady — a quiet promise.

Fukuzawa

The room was hushed, his tea cooling between his hands. He rarely spoke of his past, but tonight his voice was low, heavy. “Once, long ago, people feared me. Even now, there are those who remember and stay away. To be alone with me… it should unsettle you.”

You reached across the table, gently covering his hand with yours. “You don’t unsettle me, Fukuzawa-san. You make me feel safe. Always.”

His breath stilled. Slowly, his sharp gaze softened, the hardened lines of his face easing. He inclined his head slightly, the faintest of smiles touching his lips. “…That is more comforting than you know. Thank you.”

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BSD character food habits and vibes

-break them down by food habits and vibes. What each character's restaurant habits, ordering style, and food delivery vs. dine-out vs. home-cooked preferences?

( I wrote this for fun, thought this might be a fun idea. Featuring almost all the popular characters. I still have no idea how people make their posts look pretty. )

🥡 Dazai Osamu – The Gremlin Gourmet

Restaurant Type: Anything that lets him flirt with the waitress or cause trouble.

Order Style: Orders the weirdest thing on the menu just to see what happens. Might ask for pufferfish guts sushi at a curry house.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Never cooks. Ever. Might starve if food delivery services vanished.

Fave Order: Whatever you’re paying for. Loves sweets, especially if it means stealing from your dessert.

🥖 Chuuya Nakahara – The Fine-Dining Snob (but secretly loves greasy ramen)

Restaurant Type: Classy brasseries, wine-and-dine places, or cozy European-style cafés.

Order Style: Starter, main, dessert and wine pairing.

Food Snobbery Level: 10/10, until he’s drunk and ordering takoyaki from a food truck.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Prefers eating out, but can cook shockingly well. He’s got knife skills and taste.

Fave Order: Steak, pasta, seafood—anything rich and elegant.

🍱 Atsushi Nakajima – The Budget Sweetheart

Restaurant Type: Family diners or simple Japanese teishoku restaurants.

Order Style: One set meal. Tries not to overspend.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Prefers home-cooked meals but isn’t great at it. Accepts leftovers like a golden retriever.

Fave Order: Chicken katsu with rice and miso soup. Occasionally gets soft serve as a treat.

🥗 Kunikida Doppo – Meal Prep Overlord

Restaurant Type: "Wholesome dining" spots with calorie counts on the menu.

Order Style: Tracks macros. Won’t touch the dessert menu unless guilt-tripped.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Meal preps at home. You’d have to drag him outside to eat.

Fave Order: Grilled fish, brown rice, miso soup. Anything that aligns with “The Ideal Nutrition Plan™.”

🍔 Ranpo Edogawa – Sugar Gremlin Supreme

Restaurant Type: Cafés and fast food joints.

Order Style: 3 cakes, 2 sodas, and a side of fries.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Uber Eats god #1. Cannot cook. Thinks boiling water is “advanced.”

Fave Order: Strawberry parfaits, pancakes, doughnuts. Probably thinks salad is a myth.

🧁 Yosano Akiko – Secretly Elegant But Practical

Restaurant Type: Trendy places with well-curated menus.

Order Style: Main course and wine. If dessert looks pretty, she’ll go for it.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Enjoys dining out, but can cook well. Keeps her kitchen like an operating room—immaculate.

Fave Order: Lamb chops, risotto, or miso-marinated black cod.

🥦 Kenji Miyazawa – Countryside Simple

Restaurant Type: Anywhere with big portions.

Order Style: “Can I have seconds?”

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Prefers home-cooked food. Will happily cook for others too.

Fave Order: Rice, pickles, meat, vegetables—he’s not picky but he is a vacuum. Loves beef bowls.

🫖 Fukuzawa Yukichi – Stoic Traditionalist

Restaurant Type: Quiet, refined, traditional kaiseki or soba shops.

Order Style: Simple, seasonal, elegant.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Dines out rarely. Enjoys a proper tea and meal. Can cook but doesn’t bother often.

Fave Order: Cold soba with mountain vegetables and green tea.

📖 Edgar Allan Poe – The Anxious Café Lurker

Restaurant Type: Quiet, book-filled cafés with a back corner to hide in.

Order Style: Takes 15 minutes to decide, then whispers his order so quietly the staff has to lean in four times. Too anxious to speak clearly, ends up with the wrong drink. Never corrects them

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Avoid eating out unless you are there. Orders delivery like it’s a covert mission, asks them to leave it at the door, and then runs out to grab it like a raccoon when they leave.

Fave Order: Black coffee (which he does not like, but thinks he’s supposed to), tea, buttered croissants and maybe a ham sandwich (but only if someone reminds him to eat).

Bonus: If a place has a cat, he becomes a regular.

🫧 Sigma – Emotionally Exhausted Pastry Guy

Restaurant Type: Hotel restaurants and high-end dining due to his work, but secretly craves fast food.

Order Style: Formal in public, reading the menu like it’s a business deal—but behind closed doors, he’s devouring fries with existential guilt.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Always orders food; doesn’t know how to cook beyond boiling water.

Fave Order: Truffle pasta when dining out. Cheeseburger and strawberry milkshake when he thinks no one’s looking. He’s shy about it, but has a massive sweet tooth.

🎪 Nikolai Gogol – Chaos Eating in Human Form

Restaurant Type: Will crash any restaurant for the drama. Michelin star or street vendor? Doesn’t matter. He’ll appear. Type of person who visits bizarre-themed cafés, maid cafés, etc.

Order Style: “What’s your most unhinged dish?” Orders something just to juggle it. Might try to eat dessert first… with chopsticks.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Cannot cook. Should not be near a stove. If he delivers food, it’s usually stolen.

Fave Order: Piroshki, Rainbow crepes, 3-layer burgers, suspiciously glowing jelly.

Bonus: Once pulled a disappearing act mid-meal and returned with someone else’s food “because it looked better.

🧔‍♂️ Oda Sakunosuke – The Calm Cook

Restaurant Type: Prefers small, cozy family-run restaurants with good miso soup and no loud music.

Order Style: Simple, deliberate, always polite. Takes his time. Orders what he can finish. Doesn’t waste.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Excellent cook. Prefers home meals. Cooks for kids, for OC, for anyone. Probably the best cook on this list.

Fave Order: Nikujaga (meat & potatoes), Curry Rice, Grilled mackerel, miso soup. Occasional coffee shop for novels and solitude.

☦️ Fyodor Dostoyevsky – Famine Chic

Restaurant Type: Only eats out when absolutely necessary. Chooses obscure cafés with barely any customers and a priest at the counter.

Order Style: Drinks black coffee like it’s penance. Orders food with that villainous soft-spoken tone. Eats slowly. Never finishes the full plate.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Has people for that. If alone, subsists on bread, wine, and intellect. Doesn’t eat very much. Lives off black coffee and mysterious tiny snacks.

Fave Order: Something poetic and bitter, like espresso with no sugar, or black bread. Claims he doesn’t like sweets. (Honestly, I have no idea).

⚔️ Akutagawa Ryunosuke – Starved Intensity

Restaurant Type: Would starve before walking into a fast food place. Only eats at places with quiet booths and no other people.

Order Style: Doesn’t know how to order. Stares at the menu for two minutes, then says “this.” Eats like it’s war.

Delivery vs. Dine-Out vs. Cook: Doesn’t know how to cook. Eats to survive. Takes whatever Gin makes. Hates being seen eating in public.

Fave Order: Plain rice, soup, grilled meat. Minimal seasoning. Boy cannot even handle paprika.

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Aw new post is very nice 💕 I think you write fyodor well. I wish he had it in his previous posts too

thank you so much! 🥰.I actually did kind of have fun writing Fyodor this time, so who knows—I might write a few more for him in the future. That said, as you can probably tell, I’m not super consistent with uploads 😅 and things are a little hectic for me right now, so updates might be a mix of other stuff too.

Really appreciate the support though—it means a lot 💖

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Distracting BSD characters while they are on a important phone call

-they’re on the phone. you’re a menace. balance is restored.

🧡Chuuya Nakahara

He’s on a serious Port Mafia call, posture rigid, voice clipped—until your fingers graze up his thigh under the table. He stiffens, falters mid-sentence. You give him a slow, knowing grin and tuck a loose strand of his hair behind his ear, your touch lingering.

Chuuya (into phone, voice cracking slightly):

“T-The shipment will arrive by midnight—yes, dammit, I’m listening!”

You lean closer and blow him a kiss, watching the tips of his ears turn red.

Chuuya (muttering after the call):

“You’re gonna get me killed one of these days, you minx.”

🤎Dazai Osamu

He’s lounging, phone lazily perched between his shoulder and ear, smirking like he’s in control of the situation. Until you walk by and deliberately pick something imaginary off his head, brushing your fingers through his hair—slowly, deliberately, just enough to distract.

Dazai (into phone, stammering just once):

“Mmm… what do you mean a mole in the—uh… right, no, I’m completely focused~”

You give him a wink and saunter past like you’ve done nothing wrong.

Dazai (hanging up):

“Now, was that sabotage or flirting? Because either way… I’m impressed.”

🩵Atsushi Nakajima

Poor boy is mid-report to Kunikida. You slip a hand onto his knee under the table, and he nearly jumps. You lean in and whisper, “You look so serious when you're working,” then press a soft kiss to the side of his head just as the call connects.

Atsushi (panicking):

“T-This is Atsushi, reporting in, um—Mission status is—uh—!”

Kunikida (on the other end):

“Why does it sound like you’re being mauled by affection?!”

💛Kunikida Doppo

He’s trying to maintain his sacred schedule. Trying. But then you brush your fingers down the side of his jaw, "fixing" his collar like it ever needed fixing. You give him a sultry little smirk just as he answers the phone.

Kunikida (stoic, then wavering):

“Yes. I’ve reviewed the data… I—no, I am not… distracted.”

Kunikida (after hanging up. sternly, adjusting his tie with a sigh):

“You exist solely to test my patience, don’t you?”

You:

“And you love it.”

💚Ranpo Edogawa

He’s pretending not to care. Call from Fukuzawa? Whatever. But when you straddle the back of his chair and absentmindedly twirl a lock of his hair around your finger while he's mid-sentence?

Ranpo (casual, but voice cracking slightly):

“Yeah, I figured out the culprit three minutes ago—mm, hey, stop that, I’m on the—! …Yeah, boss, nothing’s wrong.”

You lean down and whisper, “You sure you’re the great detective when I can read you like this?”

Ranpo (grinning):

“You're lucky I like you more than candy.”

❤️Oda Sakunosuke

He’s calm. Quiet. Speaking in low, gravelly tones on the phone while staring out the window with that thoughtful gaze.

You, however, decide now is the perfect time to slide off your shoes and slowly—slowly—run your foot up his leg.

You don’t break eye contact.

Oda pauses mid-sentence. He looks down, then back up at you. You arch a brow, innocent as ever.

Oda (on the phone, strained but composed):

“Yes. I’ve gathered the information on the targets. No delays expected—”

Your foot reaches his thigh.

Oda:

“—except maybe one.”

He hangs up, sets the phone aside, and looks at you like you’re both a problem and the solution.

Oda (quietly):

“...You like playing with fire.”

You (smirking):

“And you’re terrible at pretending not to burn.”

💜Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You’re trying every subtle move in your book—brushing your fingers over his knuckles, tucking a hair behind his ear so slowly it borders on scandalous, even tracing a finger down his spine while he’s mid-call, voice smooth as sin.

Fyodor (completely unfazed):

“Yes. Proceed with phase two. No, she’s not a distraction. She thinks she is.”

Your hand freezes.

He smirks—just faintly—and his eyes flick toward you with that dangerous gleam.

Fyodor (without looking at you):

“You’ll need to try harder.”

You lean close and whisper, “Game on, Rasputin.”

🤍Nikolai Gogol

He’s mid-conversation with someone who clearly doesn’t want to be on the phone with him. One leg over the armrest, twirling his hair like a lunatic—standard Nikolai behavior.

You creep up behind him and give his long rat tail braid a sudden, sharp yank.

He gasps.

Nikolai (on the phone, voice faltering):

“Ah—! I mean, yes, continue! Continue with the plan—mmnh—don’t stop!”

There’s a beat of confused silence from the other end.

Caller:

“…Are you being tortured right now?”

You’re doubled over laughing. He turns to you, flushed and wide-eyed—then breaks into a chaotic grin.

Nikolai:

“You minx! Do it again.”

🩷Sigma

He’s taking a rare high-pressure call, fingers tapping the table in anxious rhythm.

You slide beside him, tuck a strand of his silver hair behind his ear, letting your finger brush just a bit too long on his cheek. He turns slightly pink, but tries his hardest to maintain composure.

Then you blow him a kiss.

He chokes.

Sigma (panicking):

“S-Sorry—uh—one moment please—!”

He mutes the call and glares at you.

Sigma:

“Why are you like this?”

You:

“To test your limits.”

💙Poe

He’s mid-ramble to Ranpo on the phone when you stroll by, pluck a speck of dust off his shoulder like it’s a secret love confession, and kiss the air in front of him.

Poe (startled):

“Y-Yes, Ranpo-kun, I’ve deduced that—um—there’s a very significant—presence—”

He fumbles and nearly drops the phone. Karl squeaks in protest on his shoulder.

Ranpo (through the phone, dry):

“You’re so easy it’s painful, Poe.”

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Why don't you write fyodor? 😭

Yes, I totally get how you feel😭, and Fyodor is objectively hot. Like, I totally get the appeal. The man is dangerously elegant, smart, manipulative... yeah, he checks a lot of boxes.

But—I just don’t feel that deep, sexual attraction to him. Not in the same way I do with other characters.

It’s not that I dislike him, not at all. He’s actually a brilliant character. I just haven’t felt that creative pull toward him yet🥲—the kind that makes me want to dive deep into writing for him. Maybe it’s because he’s such a composed, calculating type that it’s harder for me to connect with him in a more personal or romantic way.

That said—I’m open to the idea! I’m not against writing Fyodor in the future. I just haven’t found the right spark or setting for him yet. but i will try to write about him in the future, i promise.

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Physical features BSD characters are secretly (or not-so-secretly) drawn to in a partner

even if they pretend it's not a thing.Whether it's eyes, curves, collarbones, or hands—

Osamu Dazai

Weak for: Hands & neck.

He likes to watch someone’s fingers while they work—especially if they’re delicate or skilled.

Nape of the neck when hair’s tied up? Danger zone. “You really shouldn’t expose your neck like that around me…”

Chuuya Nakahara

Weak for: Waist, thighs, and collarbones.

If you wear something that shows off your waist-to-hip line, he's doomed.

Collarbone peeking from an oversized shirt? He’s staring. “No, I’m not distracted—I’m just... admiring the architecture.”

Atsushi Nakajima

Weak for: Eyes and smile.

A kind, genuine smile makes him short-circuit.

Big, expressive eyes? He’s melting. Bonus if you tilt your head while smiling. “I-I wasn’t staring! I just… your eyes are really nice.”

Doppo Kunikida

Weak for: Back and posture.

Good posture and elegant movement catches his eye immediately.

A glimpse of back when someone stretches or works with grace? Dangerous. “You should sit properly—…Wait, where was I in my schedule again?”

Ranpo Edogawa

Weak for: Lips and cheeks.

Especially if you're expressive—biting your lip while thinking, puffing your cheeks, sticking out your tongue playfully? He notices. “You keep making that face. You think it’s cute, huh? …It is.”

Ryunosuke Akutagawa

Weak for: Hair and neck.

Windblown hair or someone brushing it behind their ear? Captivated.

And pale necks? Yes. Very yes. “Tch. Your hair’s messy... but don’t change it.”

Tetchou Suehiro

Weak for: Shoulders and arms.

Strong shoulders, whether muscled or simply confident posture, draw his attention.

If you roll up your sleeves? He’s watching. “You look strong today. I like it.”

Jouno Saigiku

Weak for: Scent and skin texture.

He can’t see, so he fixates on how you smell and how your skin feels under his touch.

Soft hands or the faint smell of something familiar = mental chaos. “You smell like warm metal and vanilla… curious combination.”

Kenji Miyazawa

Weak for: Boobs & feet (affectionate).

He tries not to, but he notices softness. He blushes around exposed cleavage or bare feet in the summer. “You should cover up a bit more… not that I mind or anything!”

Sigma

Weak for: Hands and eyelashes.

He stares at how people hold things—coffee cups, pens, gloves. If you have long lashes and blink slowly while talking to him? RIP. “Stop looking at me like that, I’ll overheat…”

Nikolai Gogol

Weak for: Legs and back.

Anyone in shorts, tights, or skirts is on thin ice. Long legs or toned thighs? Game over.

The curve of someone bending forward, unaware? He’s already behind you, floating upside down. “Nice legs. Want a portal to Paris?”

Oda Sakunosuke

Weak for: Eyes and hands.

Someone who holds a book gently, or has calm, kind hands? He’s already planning a life together.

Deep, thoughtful eyes? He’ll stare a little longer than necessary. “You… have very thoughtful hands.”

Edgar Allan Poe

Weak for: Hair and wrists.

He finds stray strands of hair falling into someone’s face... very poetic.

Wrists exposed under slightly loose sleeves? Yeah. He’s ruined. “If I wrote about your hands, would that be weird?”

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Types of kisses BSD male characters enjoy giving and receiving

—because you know each of them has their own flavor, intensity, and emotional chaos in this department. Think: where, how, and why they kiss the way they do. 😏💋

Osamu Dazai

Gives: Playful and teasing kisses—corners of the mouth, the tip of your nose, trailing down your jaw, just to see you flustered.

Receives: Neck kisses. It shuts him up like nothing else. Kissing along his jaw or biting the space below his ear? Instant puddle.

“Careful now… keep that up and I’ll never leave.”

Chuuya Nakahara

Gives: Passionate, grounding kisses. Both hands on your face, pulling you in like you’re the only thing tethering him to earth.

Receives: Forehead kisses or slow kisses to his collarbone. He pretends they’re no big deal but they melt him completely.

“Come here. I need to feel you’re real.”

Atsushi Nakajima

Gives: Soft, hesitant kisses. Like he’s asking permission even when he doesn’t need to. Very gentle.

Receives: Cheek kisses. It makes him so warm and fuzzy inside he might burst.

“I-I… I like when you do that. The cheek thing. Do it again?”

Doppo Kunikida

Gives: Firm, controlled kisses. Like he’s making a promise, even if he’s awkward at first. Can be incredibly tender when he lets go.

Receives: Hand kisses. They make him freeze for a second, then look away with pink ears.

“You’re being very distracting. Please continue.”

Ranpo Edogawa

Gives: Quick, smug kisses. Often out of nowhere—on the temple, lips, or cheek. He wants to catch you off guard.

Receives: Kisses to his crown or jaw. They surprise him and make him go unusually quiet.

“Hmm? What was that for? …Not that I’m complaining.”

Ryunosuke Akutagawa

Gives: Desperate, shaky kisses. Like he’s not sure he deserves you, but needs you anyway. Clings.

Receives: Kisses to his scars, hands, or lips. It softens all his sharp edges.

“…You really don’t care, do you? About what I am.”

Tetchou Suehiro

Gives: Firm but innocent kisses. He holds your face gently like a knight kneeling for his queen.

Receives: Kisses on the nose or between the brows. It startles him, but he likes the odd sweetness.

“Strange… but comforting. Please do it again.”

Jouno Saigiku

Gives: Sensory-heavy kisses. His lips trail along skin slowly, listening to every breath and heartbeat.

Receives: Kisses to his jaw or fingers. Especially when they’re slow and intentional. He feels it all.

“Your heartbeat spikes when I kiss you like this. How charming.”

Kenji Miyazawa

Gives: Warm and excited kisses. He kisses like it’s the best part of his whole day—because it is.

Receives: Kisses to his temples or chin. He’ll giggle and ask for more.

“Hey, hey, one more! I like it when you kiss me there!”

Sigma

Gives: Tentative, yearning kisses. Like he wants to make it last, unsure if it’ll be taken away.

Receives: Kisses to the temple or shoulder. It calms him. Feels like safety.

“When you do that… I feel like I belong somewhere.”

Nikolai Gogol

Gives: Ridiculously dramatic kisses. Lifts you into the air, twirls, and dips you like a ballroom dancer.

Receives: Sneak kisses. Like a peck to the lips mid-sentence or a kiss on the wrist—makes him blush like mad.

“Scandalous! Do it again. For science.”

Oda Sakunosuke

Gives: Slow, literary kisses. He kisses like he’s writing a novel with his lips—every moment deliberate and meaningful.

Receives: Kisses to the lips, softly, or to the side of the neck. He sighs into it.

“This feels like something I’d read in a good book.”

Edgar Allan Poe

Gives: Shy, overthinking kisses. He blushes the whole time but pours all his emotion into it.

Receives: Hand and cheek kisses. They stun him, especially if unexpected.

“I… may need a moment. You’re rather powerful, aren’t you?”

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We don't know much about Dazai's life before Mori found him (just that the sheep had offered Dazai to join them and he declined)

But in "Dazai, Chuuya, age fifteen" there might be some clues:

He talks as if he previously hasn't been a part of the underground society. Like he's lived in the surface world.

His mannerism in general, even as a 15 years old is so refined. And the manner of his speech is different from the 15 y/o kids who are from the underground society like Chuuya and Shirase.

And the characters are heavily inspired by the real life authors that they're named after. Dazai already has so many things in common with the real Dazai Osamu. And the real Dazai Osamu was from a noble family.

So I think it's likely that Dazai was from an upper class family and ran away.

And... I think it's not completely unlikely that he might have changed his name.

in BSD, when a character is inspired by and named after an author who has a pen name, their real names are addressed. Like Mori Ougai being called Rintarou by Elise, or Fukuchi Ouchi being called Gen'ichiro by Fukuzawa or Dazai calling Oda Sasunosuke Odasaku, or 'Nakahara' being revealed to be the last name of the doctor who worked on the Arahabaki project and thus being Chuuya's "father" and so his last name being Chuuya's last name, while it's revealed that Chuuya might have an actual family out there, we don't know much about them but his father has the same occupation as the real Nakahara Chuuya's father; he's a retired army doctor who has established his own clinic. And the real Nakahara Chuuya was at first 'Kashimura Chuuya' before his father was adopted by his mother's family shortly after Chuuya's birth and his name was changed to Nakahara. Now maybe BSD's Nakahara Chuuya's real father's last name is Kashimura and thus before the age of 7 and merging with Arahabaki, Nakahara Chuuya might have been Kashimura Chuuya.

What I was getting at was that... maybe BSD's Dazai Osamu's real name is Tsushima Shūji (like his namesake, the real author) but he changed it after he ran away from his rich family and joined the underground. (But this theory might not work because Ranpo's namesake, the real author used a pen name too but Ranpo Edogawa seems to be the real name of BSD's Ranpo.)

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OMG, i love this

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I DON'T CARE if he is human or not. Look at him, look at him and tell me he isn't the most kindest soul out there. He would literally sacrifice his life for his friends, even if they betrayed him. He is Loyal, Kind , Emotional.

He is the 😭🥹 most perfect human to me. Fuck arahabaki or whatever shit is in him.

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hey guys,

So... do you think Chuuya has ever kissed someone? (He's 22 in the current timeline—most people probably know that 😁). From everything I’ve learned about his character (yes, I’ve read the main manga, Fifteen, Stormbringer, and of course, watched the anime 🙃), I can only really imagine two scenarios where he might have lost his first kiss.

Scenario One: Dazai (3% chance—but never say never 😜)

This would’ve happened specifically when they were both around 15, during their pre-executive Port Mafia days. Back then, they were sent on countless missions together—partly to compete and see who would become an executive first. “Teenagers,” you know?

And honestly, I refuse to believe Dazai hadn’t kissed someone by that age—fight me on it. He’s exactly the kind of teenage menace who would use that as ammo to tease Chuuya constantly. I can totally picture him saying things like:

“You’ve never kissed anyone, have you, Chuuya? No wonder—must be hard when your height can’t even reach their lips.”

He’d lean in—way too close—implying he’s just trying to show Chuuya what kissing looks like, or what it feels like to have someone close. Chuuya, naturally, would explode every time.

But one day, maybe Dazai went too far. Maybe he was drunk. Maybe the stars aligned. He kissed Chuuya—just a brief moment of chaos—and immediately received a knuckle sandwich for his trouble. Chuuya stormed off fuming, muttering death threats, while Dazai wheezed with laughter, probably yelling, “Worth it!”

Scenario Two: A Girl from the Sheep (60% chance)

Now, this one is far more plausible.

Back when Chuuya was with the Sheep, he was one of the 13 board members—and the most powerful among them, being the only ability user. His role was to protect the group, especially their territory. Naturally, that meant a lot of the girls admired him. Not only was he strong, but he had that classic “brooding but noble” energy—dangerous for teenage hearts.

And teenage crushes? Wild.

I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the girls—maybe even that pink-haired one from the anime —kissed him out of the blue one day. Maybe he wasn’t paying attention, maybe she got caught up in the moment and just did it. His reaction?

Something along the lines of:

“Shit—what the hell!?”

And then—red-faced—he’d bolt. Flustered, shocked, and yelling something like “Don’t you dare do that again!” as he vanished.

Classic Chuuya.

Final Thoughts: Chuuya’s Relationship with Romance

Beyond these two possibilities, I honestly don’t think Chuuya would ever go out of his way to kiss someone first—let alone initiate sex.

He doesn’t go to girls’ bars or any of those "Japanese salaryman pleasure thingies" (I forgot what they’re called 😅, oh soap lands). He doesn’t hang out with the kind of people who do, either.

Why? Well:

He’s a busy man.

He’s awkward around women.

And let’s be real—he’s a little insecure about his height (our short king 🥺).

So yeah, I imagine he just... JOs in his bedroom or office at night. Quietly. Privately. Maybe with the blinds closed and his hat still on.

Unlike Dazai—that flirty bitch.

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How can he change his expression so quickly, from this 🫥 to this 😁. No wonder mori couldn't get a read on him.