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might have some new favorite pokemon characters guys

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

#literally archie pokemon

dizzymudskipper

Ok

#me too maxie dw

voxsound

they do make a compelling argument

#agreed maxie imma need some too...

namelessvoyager-deactivated2026

I like to imagine Maxie doesn't cover his whole body because he's cold.

He covers his whole body because he has a skin picking disorder and it's the ONLY way he can keep his hands away from it.

maficvaranus

Some lady blew a stop sign going 50 in a 25 and totaled my car :(( my baby :((

maficvaranus

Back home from the hospital.

I fucked my legs up and dislocated my thumb and Dio has some bleeding internally but we are okay for now just on an at home watch.

Im getting everything together to file a claim. But im exhausted today.

#bye bye my poor car :(#im gonna make that dumb old bitch buy me a 2026 rav

Some lady blew a stop sign going 50 in a 25 and totaled my car :(( my baby :((

#there were witnesses that saw the whole thing called the cops and told them that she ran the stop sign speeding so #and i have a dash cam

duckpasta-kamonabe

petition to rename hardenshipping into baldshipping, recedinghairlineshipping or something

#Truueeeee #i love balding losers 🧡🧡🧡

I have a migraine right this second and im so busy with school (not a bad thing I love rock and theology work its fun) but I really wanna write more and I wanna write hardenshipping but I'm so busy and exhausted I have no ideas 😭😭😭

#longest run on sentence good lord #im sure if i had more time to have a brain id have smth but...#i wake up at like 6 get ready go to work get off at 4 and then spend the rest of the night doing college #working full time and trying to cram full time college into a like 3 hour slot after doesnt leave a lot of free time #im lucky i eat tbh and thats mostly cuz dio will bother me till i make smth #but i will get ideas... ill write smth... at some point...