#1 2003!Bilbo fan

any pronouns • bi • very normal about lotr

[stixy]

Girl, let’s nuke Antarctica together

[matrose]

quora please stop emailing me

[theyliveincaves]

[death-by-sc0tland]

here’s my pitch for next doctor who. budget of 5 cents and a dream. a female doctor with female companions and a female master. they will all get horrendously gay for each other. we will make 5 billion dollars. bbc please hire me.

[tinkerbitch69]

[eighthdoctorscocaine]

there is no easter bunny there is no tooth fairy and there is no script for the christmas special

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[emmaharwoods]

photos by the artemis ii crew

[bnq]

happy forever, everybody

[noodles-07]

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

[swarnpert]

age aggressing to 65 so i can retire

[kittensnax]

I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.

[anonyymoose]

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

[erikahenningsen]

The funniest subplot of the blizzard was New Yorkers fujoshimaxxing at the mayor’s direction

[goatedgreen]

i love this image because not only is it accurate but also every time i see it i subconsciously scan the image to make sure its not somewhere i know. because everywhere in england looks like this. could be literally anywhere.