#1 2003!Bilbo fan

any pronouns • bi • very normal about lotr

[galaxywarp]

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[tsarina-anadyomene]

Yeah i went on this date with this guy and he was really weird about being bisexual? Like he started talking about jerking off to twinks in panties—as though I've never fujo'd the fuck out before—but I was just sitting there stunned: we're in the middle of a coffee shop and I don't think Dolores, age 67, wants to hear about the theater kid—sorry theater "barely-legal"—you're popping a boner to. So I told him to tone it down and then he tried to name drop John Waters as though he's some esoteric figure. He said (out loud!) "I bet you don't know who that is." I ended up going to the bathroom to brainstorm some excuses for bailing with the groupchat, but when I came back I heard him muttering some weird Trump impression to himself. He kept saying "She's hetero Jessica folks!"

[bongwaterbunny]

is this anything

[furryprovocateur]

squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

[gothicwill]

Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

[cartoonrival]

fuckkkk i should draw and color a picture but all i have is this baseball bat that i hit myself in the head with over and over and over and over and over and over and over

[rudeteens]

Jesus fuck I just hit Ellen the generous with my carr

[ottostoast]

wdyk abt strattland yuri

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[thefriendlypigeon]

❤️💙💛GRACEFUL💛💙❤️

⭐[my social media links]

[blasesaint]

[thesaltywhale]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias