Don't ask me why i smell like ash

literally im begging you. every fucking yime i meet someone and its like ohhh hi nice to meet you and the other fellow is immediately like oh gross when was the last time you washed that jacket. fucker. listen the smell doesnt come out! ive washed it at LEAST three times once even eith soap and its just not come out. and before you say ooohhh just throw it out fuck off!! my old pa didnt raise a quitter. im keeping this coat til the day i die. shut!! shut up !! if tommy cant make me yeet this jacket you cant do shit!!

[magentaglasses]

Hi, I'm a Wilbur Soot rp blog. I mostly vibe with folks like @quackity1999 , @ourpl3d , @t0m-1nn1t , and @hoaxedhoax .

Asks are gleefully accepted and begged for, of any kind. Serious, goofy, peculiar, i love variety.

I do interact with other characters from the dsmp, but only with one version of the character at a time. If someone else is playing a character, i won't interact with your version of them. This is to make things less confusing for me.

Thats it really. Hello world. Fuck wss and ccwilbur

[magentaglasses]

Hot dof free hot. Dog if you buy one burger free hot sog! 5$ water

[quackity1999]

hey, Q? don't wanna worry you or anything but there are so many rats around all of a sudden. I've seen like three within the span of five minutes. Weirdly close to that burger van thing nearby? You know the one, right?

hi! oh my fucking god! i'm going to kill wilbur soot!

[apollos-boyfriend]

one of my favorite cponk facts that i think has been somewhat forgotten is that she was in schlatt’s cabinet as his doctor and was treated as such despite not being a medical doctor. people assumed it because they had a doctorate but it was actually in architecture iirc 😭

[apollos-boyfriend]

like there was a reason ponk was one of the main suspects in the “someone in schlatt’s cabinet is poisoning him” theory. she literally sold essential oils there’s no way whatever “treatment” she was administering was helping

[magentaglasses]

TWITTER.COM

I've COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. WUQCKITY NEVADAS IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE RAUGHT MY SLIME HOW TO GAMBLE. THATLS RIGHR. He TAUGHT MY SLIME JOW TO GAMNOL.

HE TOOK HIS FUCKASS LITTLE DUCK WINGS AND HE TAUBHT MY SLIME JOW TO GAMBLE. AND GUES WHAT! HE SAID HIS PAYCHECK WHS THISSS BIG. Well GUESS UOW BIG MY PAYCHECK IS (credir to purpled funniest guard in ln)

Thats right, baby. All meat, no glitter, no sevens. Two buns. One patty.

He taught slime how to gamble so guess what. Im gonna teacj FOOLISH HOW TO GAMBLE. Thats right this is what you get- FOOLISH_GAMBLERS!! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA MAKE FOOLISH GAMBLE, ILL GO HIGHER,; IM TEACJING THE CHILDREN HOW TO GAMBLE TOO. how do you like that Xd. I TAUGHT YOUGHURT HOW TO GAMBLE YOU IDIOT!

YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THR SLOT MACHINE TOKENS SCATTERRR ACROSS THE FLOOR OF THE CASINO ENGULFING EVERY CHILD IN SIGHT, now GET OUTTA MY SIGHT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GAMBLE TOO

[ourpl3d]

Crack is harder to hide in food Purp -@magentaglasses

if you ever drug me i think you’ll wake up missing some ribs

[magentaglasses]

Does the wonderful wonderful appeal of 'nip affect you? I think you have nothing to worry about. Besides, you can take my ribs, but you cannot take my lust for life with them. There is nothing to lose but some bones-

[ourpl3d]

your fingers go next

[magentaglasses]

Hm :-( worrying

But acceptable. Purpled do you prefer a drug?

[ourpl3d]

Crack is harder to hide in food Purp -@magentaglasses

if you ever drug me i think you’ll wake up missing some ribs

[magentaglasses]

Does the wonderful wonderful appeal of 'nip affect you? I think you have nothing to worry about. Besides, you can take my ribs, but you cannot take my lust for life with them. There is nothing to lose but some bones-

[ourpl3d]

Purp. You know what's really wild, Pinked. Violent. I think I got antfrost high on catnip once -@magentaglasses

he’s like. anthropomorphic 🤨 why didn’t u just give him crack.

[magentaglasses]

fuck. He's right. Free fries

[magentaglasses]

Does. Anybody here know how to dispose of feathers i think mine are molting (????) theyve not done that before but there are So many upon my floor right now and the mold rat is making a nest under the griddle

[magentaglasses]

I thgink this is a fire hazard but you know what they say the grind never stops aha ha ha . Come to Paradise Burgers just outside of Las Nevadas for Burgers only 1 diamond (open to haggle)

[magentaglasses]

Does. Anybody here know how to dispose of feathers i think mine are molting (????) theyve not done that before but there are So many upon my floor right now and the mold rat is making a nest under the griddle

[barzfrommarz]

I dont know if I have ever posted this but here is a screenshot in the l'manhole that I rlly like

[magentaglasses]

if i donr get chicken nuggets RIGHT now i will blow up another fucking country and i am not jokign

[quackity1999]

Are people able to be forgiven

yes. unless you're wilbur soot.

[magentaglasses]

bitch

[t0m-1nn1t-deactivated20250708]

Tommy. Tommy. Tommmyyyyyy. I need your help, can you come help me - @magentaglasses

Hi Wilbur of course Wilbur what ever could I possibly do for you?

[magentaglasses]

Tommy I was gluing some blocks of wood together as you do, you know. Right. And I got glue on my hands. They aren't coming apart. I tried gnawing at the glue but that didn't work

[t0m-1nn1t-deactivated20250708]

Whg the fuck were you gluing blocks together. ???

Have you attempted just: washing them? I mean I know you wouldn't know the concept of being clean but-.

Was it hot glue or super glue, mate?

[magentaglasses]

I don't know, I was bored! I mean, it's not like you've never done any stupid shit like this before, I've gotten you out of so much you should honestly be grateful, and why I was doing it is not the question here.

It's super glue I think. Whichever one comes in the little tubes that are easy to burst

[t0m-1nn1t-deactivated20250708]

Tommy. Tommy. Tommmyyyyyy. I need your help, can you come help me - @magentaglasses

Hi Wilbur of course Wilbur what ever could I possibly do for you?

[magentaglasses]

Tommy I was gluing some blocks of wood together as you do, you know. Right. And I got glue on my hands. They aren't coming apart. I tried gnawing at the glue but that didn't work

[magentaglasses]

Saw a rat in the sink today. It was eating the mold in the sink so i picked it up and set it so very gently outside. It did bite me though

[t0m-1nn1t-deactivated20250708]

You're a freak

[magentaglasses]

Do you hate rats? He was going to die. Why do you hate rats tommy :-(

[t0m-1nn1t-deactivated20250708]

Maybe mold is good for the rat, Wilbur. I don't hate the rats, I just think that you're a freak. I hope you get rabies from it biting you♥️

[magentaglasses]

if i ever get rabiess it will be your fault mr i eat skittles off the floor but only the green ones Mister Raton is not who I am wourried about

[t0m-1nn1t-deactivated20250708]

Fuck you fuck you fuck you we're gonna fight gonna scrap I'm gonna make Toby bet for me to win and we're gonna share the billions of dollars that he bets on me and wins because I'm very strong

The green ones are a good flavor very tingly very nice, Mister Raton would probably agree because mold and green Skittles hold the same value

[magentaglasses]

I would win so hard in a fighr with you dont wven try me Would you come at me with your little child fists i could just put my hand on your head and watch you swing honestly.