The Magic Word Is “Oops”

ash, they/she, mid 30's

[licoricefern]

tumblr kept eating 90% of what I wrote in my bio so gonna make this a pinned post to replace it instead

ash

mid 30's

they/she

dyke

chronic illness/chronic pain

I like dogs and birds and trees and food

fandom interests vary a bit too much for a reliable list, assume vague smattering of scifi/fantasy in various forms of media

pacific northwest us-american

🖤🌿🌸🐺🏔️🌲🌊

@ sprigganfern on bluesky (some days I even remember to post there)

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

This post is getting notes again so I see we’re all handling the cost of living crisis well 🙃

[astriiformes]

Overheard two (high school? probably?) girls discussing some book on the train, with a lot of "They're just SO gay for each other" type comments and did not think much of it at first until it became clear to me over the course of their conversation that they were in fact discussing the main characters of Robert Louis Stevenson's classic gothic horror novella The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

[louisealzzz]

awababwbabwbabwa

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[theserpentspsalm]

[feldfrog]

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[inkskinned]

i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed to purposefully touch me, natural instinct will kick in and the large raptor which operates this machine will bite your fucking hand off

[romanceyourdemons]

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

[algorithmist]

life tip: consider rejecting the premise more often

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[anarqueeen]

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside