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ex-mcr tumblr royalty • 26 • he/they

[maggitmachine]

How do you do fellow trans

hehehe henlo

[maggitmachine]

Hello, i know you don’t know me. I need to ask you a question about a past person we both used to be friends with. If you still have access to this account, could i shoot you a message? thank you lots.

sure yeah

[01101010-01100100]

you’re a horse in the wild west and you see a cowboy take off his hat for the first time and you have a panic attack because you thought it was a part of their heads

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[theocseason4]

No umbrellas we get cleansed by the rain like stevie nicks wanted

[msjewbooty-deactivated20130104]

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

[theselfcarelifestyle]

You can always start again. Clean out your social media. Create a new account for your new taste in music. Study or work in a new city. Start socialising with new people. Choose a new signature scent and style and purge the outdated parts of yourself. If you don’t like where you’re at, but you don’t know what to do about it - try starting again.

[batfamquotes]

dick grayson: Can I give you some advice?

luke fox: Absolutely not.

[valtsv]

i need to explore some fucking RUINS, bitch!!! i need to feel history beneath my fingertips RIGHT NOW or i’ll DIE, asshole!!!!!

[section8babe]

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

[wifedad]

Why is this vaguely threatening

[abowles]

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

[dickgreyson]

Here's how Andrew Garfield can still win

[somnolentsuggestions]

the idea that this is all you’re going to get is so false . you will meet kinder people, you will find a place where you belong. there will always be new things to be loved by & if you aren’t being loved right now all it means is that better love is in your future

[thoughts-in-shower]

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

[aspirational-catboy]

#seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct

[iskwekan]

ah, the crescent moon….the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle, 

[iicurlyii]

Jason: *being happy and living his life*

Joker: hold my crowbar

[mysoleisred]

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

[w-ander-lusts]

Putting this out into the universe