Half-Elves Only

Blog run by the Desian Grand Cardinals Lord Forcystus and Lord Magnius. Totally 100% serious and in character portrayal. Totally. :I HALF-ELVES ONLY: HUMANS/ELVES CAN'T SIT WITH US! M!A: None --Italics = Forcystus --Bold = Magnius

[mori-no-kangae]

"I’m sure that he hasn’t forgotten about you.”

[magi-and-force]

"Like I care. As long as he keeps his creepy ass far away from me, I don't give a shit if he hasn't forgotten me."

[magi-and-force]

Watch me forget about This RP Account too

[mori-no-kangae]

"Or are you worried about Abyssion coming after you on this lovely occassion? I bet he would love to sweep you off your feet."

[magi-and-force]

"... I had forgotten that nightmare..."

[magi-and-force]

Good thing I have one hand to jerk off with this Valentine's Day.

[magi-and-force]

Valentine’s Day is stupid.

[mori-no-kangae]

"Only if you are a single loser."

[magi-and-force]

I swear to fucking God--

"Or if sense is being used. What a waste of a day!"

[magi-and-force]

Valentine's Day is stupid.

[magi-and-force]

We set our alarms to wake up when September ended.

I think it might be over by now.

[rodylethecunning]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Rodyle~♥!! It's me, your fiancee', your beloved husband~! No...your eternal soulmate~♥! Forcystus~♥! I'm here to see my most wonderful handsome prince~♥♥♥! My knight in shining armor, I hope we meet again~♥~! And don't worry about me, I have pictures of you around my room~♥, even pictures of you while you were sleepying~And yes, it was tough but I also have some of you in the shower~[Too bad steam covers the good parts :c~ Bye my beloved prince~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"I…"I suspect a scam." 

[rodylethecunning]

  "I’m just as surprised as you, Forcystus."

"Magnius, are you simply relieved that for once, this sort of ludicrous romantic stuff isn’t aimed at you? Say, from Abyssion?"

[magi-and-force]

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[rodylethecunning]

"It seems that, even gifted with exceptionally long lives, their brain development stops short," Rodyle commented snidely. "Some things simply go without question. Unless it’s a stupid question, which are unfortunately plentiful."

[magi-and-force]

Forcystus sighed and nodded, "and for whatever reason they insist we're 'similar." He scoffed. "I do have to applaud them on their resilience though. They've survived much longer than I would ever have expected from such moronic creatures." 

[flowering-mizuho]

[[ The second one, probably ;; My sleep schedule is totally screwed :’D

I’ve been good! Unproductive, but good D: I’m glad you’ve been good as well <33 and it’s okay, I understand that >: I hope it’s not been too stressing for you, or is it? ]]

[magi-and-force]

[I feel you. Mine is completely wrecked. Ah, sweet! Unproductivity is the best.

Not terribly, no. But it does cut into time I could be spending here with you fun kiddies instead--which I'd much rather do.]

[seperative]

"Is that how you really feel? That you can just die as many times as you wish and … come back?"

"I was expecting that kind of response from Magnuis, who let Rodyle of all people manipulate him, but Forcrystus? If you could consider your own life so negligent, I honestly can’t say anything."

And here he was, almost willing to say Forcrystus was one of the more capable members of the five Cardinals.

[magi-and-force]

"Not exactly how I meant it, but I suppose that gets the general point across."

"There are worse things than dying. I would hope you know that."

"Sure it blows to have been manipulated, by why 'Rodyle of all people'? He's fucking bright."

[rodylethecunning]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Rodyle~♥!! It's me, your fiancee', your beloved husband~! No...your eternal soulmate~♥! Forcystus~♥! I'm here to see my most wonderful handsome prince~♥♥♥! My knight in shining armor, I hope we meet again~♥~! And don't worry about me, I have pictures of you around my room~♥, even pictures of you while you were sleepying~And yes, it was tough but I also have some of you in the shower~[Too bad steam covers the good parts :c~ Bye my beloved prince~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"I…"I suspect a scam." 

[magi-and-force]

"!!"

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[magi-and-force]

flowering-mizuho replied to your post: NANI

[[ HI HONEY <3 yes I was sleeping, I just came online recently ;u; I missed you bby, how are you? ]]

[You've gotta live like 10,000 timezones away from me--or you get up at weird times.

I missed you, too. <3 I'm pretty good, though. I've been busy. How are you, sugar?]

[seperative]

"Now why would I do a stupid thing like pay for a service you’ll likely do for free a second time?"

[magi-and-force]

"'Cause we've got better things to do, don't we?"

"We've all been dead before, it's not a big deal to kill each other if we're just going to come back, is it?"

[magi-and-force]

NANI

I SEE YOU, SUGAR PLUMB

[rodylethecunning]

"I’m accustomed to people saying things about me that are untrue. Granted, they’re usually things I’ve convinced them to believe or say anyway. Nonetheless, I don’t think it would do to let a bit of rumormill activity throw me off guard. "As to your situation, I don’t think anyone could accuse you of insufficient self-care.”

[magi-and-force]

"Idle minds make idle chatter, as the saying goes." Forcystus rolled his eyes. "Humans, probably; their low I.Q. makes them especially prone to bullshit."

He smiled. "Thank you. I would think so, too."

[seperative]

So I see three of the Grand Cardinals are still here. 

Magnuis? Forcrystus? And Rodyle again.

This is interesting…

How long until they all try killing each other?

[magi-and-force]

"Depends on how much you're gonna shell out for killing each other."