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taking a bit of a break from tumblr to hopefully be a bit more normal, feel free to make dead wife montages of me

#in a very bad episode #and tumblr just keeping pushing my buttons #probably won’t be away for that long but we shall see

house of the dragon gets a lot better when you pretend it’s some kind of fever dream stage play

#am i alone in thinking this #the limited sets #the kind of stilted dialogue #the parallel characters #a prestigious house at war with itself #everything being a little weird #house of the dragon #asoiaf #hotd #george rr martin

popping my head back in here to announce that i am no longer larping and am now officially diagnosed with ocd

#a huge win for me #i wanted an answer to what i had for so long #keep fighting for your diagnoses #it’s better to have peace of mind #and the power of a doctor’s word at your back #obsessive compulsive disorder #ocd #obsessions and compulsions #diagnosis #actually mentally ill #mental illness

maxthebutchdyke

anyone ever heard of chloe price. she is the coolest character ever and uhm well thats a fact

magic-anomalies

if you liked peter or edmund pevensie as a child you were far more well-adjusted than me. take a wild guess which character i liked. yup that’s right the marsh-dwelling depressed frog man

jacksfoxevangeline

I found someone who read them on YouTube and his Puddleglum voice sounded like Goofy (you could also hear his daughter opening a can of V8 in the background. She's 20 and in college.)

#THIS IS KILLING ME HELP

guys i promise i’m not sponsored but you need to try pagebound. imagine if goodreads had a ui that didn’t give you a headache, was cute and colourful, had a complex rating system, had discussion forums à la reddit, and didn’t refuse to understand a typo in the search bar

#i know a lot of people like storygraph #but i love a fun discussion based app #pagebound #goodreads alternatives #book tracker #bookblr #books and reading #readblr

i’ve been thinking a lot about what daemons game of thrones characters would have and i have some thoughts.

arya - mouse. small, agile, big dark eyes. you get the idea

jon - his is just ghost. can’t imagine it any other way

bran - pine marten

theon - i know the obvious choice is something aquatic, but i think he’s a hare. easily startled with that harrowed look

sansa - mourning dove

ned - big ol’ bear

catelyn - tabby cat (no pun intended)

dany - obviously dragons don’t exist in hdm, but i can’t imagine hers being anything but a dragon

samwell - bumblebee

tywin - lion, obviously

ramsay - black goat. tell me he doesn’t have goat eyes

joffrey - fennec fox

cersei - leopard or similar big cat

littlefinger - a lizard or salamander, something small and cold blooded

brienne - a big white horse (don’t think white clydesdales exist but something like that)

jaime - golden retriever who becomes grizzled like he does lmao

melisandre - raven, easily

ser davos - opposum

margaery - a definite peacock

stannis - he lives by the sea, so i think his daemon is a generic fish lol

renly - stag beetle

loras tyrell - blue butterfly to fit with the flower theme

sandor - st. bernard

oberyn - garter snake

jorah - spider monkey

tyrion - my first thought was a little curly haired sheep with a black muzzle, i forget if there’s a name for those. unintentionally makes “a lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of sheep” a lot more of a roast lol

jojen - green tree frog

gillie - sparrow

varys - i mean he’s an obvious spider

i’m sure i will return to add more i’m so obsessed with assigning daemons to characters

#game of thrones #asoiaf #his dark materials #daemons #george rr martin #philip pullman #multifandom

the internet is terrible for people with moral scrupulosity. it speaks in absolutes and hooks us up to a constant drip feed of reassurance that we can become dependent on very easily. please just remember that you do not need to do penance; you do not need someone else to tell you that you’re worthy of what you have. most people in real life have fucked up threefold and far more gravely in their lives.

#a screen is a loaded gun #moral scrupulosity #ocd #obsessive compulsive disorder #suspected ocd #obsessions and compulsions #ruminations #digital detox

serious question am i missing the part of the hunger games where katniss is described as indigenous/dark-skinned? i only remember her being described as having olive skin, which is an undertone any skin colour can have. but it seems like everyone treats it like common knowledge now

#the hunger games #katniss everdeen #suzanne collins

i want 2 get off the internet again because it’s so bad for me but there’s nothing to distract me while i’m having an episode without it

#that and i’m unemployed and don’t have many friends #digital detox #mental health

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Slandrew Joseph White

#sigh #he would be such a good writer if he just graduated middle school

pjackk

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

pjackk

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

lakevida

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

nflstreet

#yougotfucked👀

michellethebrave

People dont realize that "fanon Mike" is not actually a fanon version of the character. He does really exist in the ST universe, but only in S1 and S2. We love that past Mike so much that we want to revive him in his now teen-adult version.

Jelaous Mike Wheeler is real, protective Mike Wheeler is real, Mike Wheeler WITH ACTUAL FEELINGS IS REAL, they simply forgot about him.

grox

Eat strawberrys and touch yo self disease

mrsterlingeverything

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs

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