Walk lightly and carry a big stick

*~UNDER CONSTRUCTION~* #HIATUS# Hannibal March Independent Rp Character Multi-Fandom Multi-Ship NSFW OC friendly

[andygrayselfie]

PSA

Because April 1st is coming up, I feel the need to mention that my blog will not contain “screamers” of any sort. No pound noises unexpected, no “flashers”, no “jump scares”; none of that nonsense

[softrosie]

possible rick rolls tho

[vaultbb-blog]

Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

I am a baby and need reassurance that I’m not being too pushy by asking

[buffyisms-archive]

❝ It ain’t easy being king.  ❞

❝ Some days you’re the Beamer, some days you’re the goddamn deer.  ❞

❝ Figure it out, grunt. ❞

❝ Don’t give a shit about history or respect. This is about business. ❞

❝ We’re all free men, protected by the Constitution. You look any way you want. ❞

❝ I got to tell you something, man. I mean it could be bad.  ❞

❝ Let’s go into the photo booth. Come on; let me give you a quick hand job.  ❞

❝ I want you to find him. You bring him to me first. I’ll pay anything you want.  ❞

❝ Anger clouds judgment and it makes us do things that we end up regretting-things we can never take back.  ❞

❝ I am not happy about being here either. At least you and I, you know-we can try to have a decent conversation.  ❞

❝ You fed crystal to a killer doberman, Are you retarded?  ❞

❝ That love’s gonna kill me.  ❞ 

❝ I didn’t sign on for burned bodies, dead sheriffs.  ❞

❝ Look, only way this relationship works is two of us together, or one of us dead. ❞

❝ Distract them. I said distract them, not scar them for life.  ❞

❝ So you stole an ambulance? ❞

❝ Can you at least pretend I’m a cop sometimes?  ❞

❝ What exactly is it you’re hoping to find? Just wondering what digging up dirt on old girlfriends gets you?  ❞

❝ Do you love me? It’s a simple question. ❞

❝ I’m protecting the innocent. If I step on a few toes in the meanwhile, so be it  ❞

❝ I think you’re a good man with a big heart. I believe you try to do as much good as you can, but you live a life I don’t think I’ll ever really understand. ❞

❝ I’m more scared now than I ever was. I’m scared of getting caught. I’m scared of not getting caught.  ❞

❝ Don’t you get tired of it? Running?❞

❝ I’m not running. I’m just being realistic. ❞

❝ Your life is a series of hit-and-runs.  ❞

❝ Because when I’m inside someone, there’s only one face I see.  ❞

❝ I should be fishing somewhere, or reading a book half buzzed on vodka and lemonade.❞ 

[bloomgod-deactivated20140815]

im like 2% cute and 98% single

[velleitat]

Can you be 100% mine?

[bloomgod-deactivated20140815]

no

[imagine-otp]

Imagine your OTP

[cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de]

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

[aureliagaming]

How do I delete someone else’s post

[cruvcio]

         that’s who we really are.

[spoopycatshappen-deactivated201]

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[idiopathicsmile]

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

[magickbirb]

Ok guys. For those of you who still follow me and care about what has been going on read under the cut please cause there’s been a lot

Its me. Back again by unpopular demand.

There are some things that have been going on IRL. that have made it extremely difficult for me to focus on this blog (if it makes any of you feel any better my other rp blogs have been just as much attention as this one so my flakiness is equally distributed). I don’t plan on getting into much detail seeing as they are all very personal and complicated but just know that i am getting help for them and im getting a better hang of organization and such which should help me with a lot of things including spending more time on this blog. 

I miss this blog.

I miss you guys.

I wanna get back into rping but i feel like I will have to make a change. I’m not going to erase any of the connections, Au’s or relationships i have already made but I do think it is time to give Hannibal an actual main verse that comes into effect since all of her interactions with anyone at this point have all been AU’s. I’ve been brainstorming with a friend about what kind of blog I should make it and I think im going to agree with him.

Being that she is a witch character I have decided it would be easiest to adapt her to the world of Harry Potter 

But 

to shake things up as it were I am putting her into the Marauders Era because it would be fun to see how Hannibal would react to that kind of world.

If any of you decide that is not what you are interested in don't by any means feel obligated to continue to follow me. I would like to keep in touch with as many of you as possible so if you want please let me know and I will give you my main blog url so we can keep in touch.

I plan on doing work on the blog in the coming weeks with the help of my friend.

Thank you all for your patients and continued support 

~Aiyana 

[eridone]

Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye

i cant decide what my favorite line of this is

[coffeetwosugars]

so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or you’ll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count

[actualtrashbag-deactivated20170]

holy f uck jane

[coffeetwosugars]

its a serious question

[tinfoil-on-the-windows]

well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy.

[coffeetwosugars]

new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing

[tinfoil-on-the-windows]

no. temporary doesn’t count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants.

you gotta digest it.

so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesn’t count?

[coffeetwosugars]

huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter if you throw it up later?

[generallyhuxurious]

Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it you’d just be condemned to the occasional day “BRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy.”

[coffeetwosugars]

“you wanna come over for the weekend?”

“oh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it again– its a long story”

“you what now”

[the-negotiator]

i can hardly believe this isn’t already the plot of an Oglaf comic

[coffeetwosugars]

now that u said it im really surprised as well

[rainnecassidy]

what the fuck did i just read

[manynamedshe]

Why ISN’T this an Oglaf comic yet?

[thewinterotter]

I’m so happy that i’m not the only person who thinks of questions like these. I love you all so much.

[audsbot]

I’m not convinced by this, actually!

Like, this analysis treats it as a substance problem, i.e. “edible matter from fairyland has properties that, if ingested, physically prevent you from being able to return to the real world.”

But OTOH, a recurring theme throughout fairy stories is that they’re all about…rules and exchanges and agreements with really steep interest rates:

“I’ll do you this favor, but if you don’t guess my name you’ll have to give me your first-born child.”

“You’re gonna be real good at everything but when you’re 16 you’re gonna prick your finger and die.”

“You loaned me $2 for the bus when I looked like a beggar, so now here’s a literal pile of gold and shit.”

Not to mention that in Childe Rowland, one of the central “if you eat food from fairyland you’re stuck there” stories, Rowland manages to retrieve his siblings despite them all presumably having chowed down on fairy food – all it took was beating the Fairy King in a swordfight and threatening to chop his head off.

The takeaway, I think, is that the food thing a matter of implicit exchange: if you get your grub on in fairyland, you’re accepting their hospitality and eating food that they own. This means you owe them, which the fairies can magically leverage to prevent you from leaving.

(You can probably get around this by explicitly agreeing to pay for your meal before you sit down to eat. From what I remember, fairies don’t seem capable of pulling a “Haha, we had an agreement but you’re fucked anyways!” maneuver, so if they agree to let you leave they might even be forced to help you leave.)

Which brings us to the matter at hand: if you blow a fairy you’re doing them a favor! They owe you.

And…they’re a fairy, so if you didn’t agree to terms beforehand they might not repay you in a way that’s ultimately helpful or safe, but it certainly doesn’t seem like they’d be able to, like, pat you on the head and be like “Thanks, you’re really good at this buuuuuuut also you’re stuck here forever now.”

Instead, what seems more likely is…I dunno, showing up to your wedding years later and giving you a beautiful white horse that always comes when called, while loudly praising you as truly deserving it for giving them them simply the best oral they’ve had in years. 

[constant-instigator]

Or they feel obligated to show up at your house a couple days a year. So, like

“you wanna come over for the weekend?”

“oh man I’m so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now he always comes by over memorial day weekend and helps me out with minor home repairs.”

“you what now”

[thewinterotter]

This is my favorite act of intellectual bugfuckery on this entire website, when I die I want someone to print this out and place it in my grave with me so I can cherish it forever.

[wiccawiccawitch]

✨📅✏️📄💯📓💯📄✏️📅✨

emoji spell to get good grades and survive school/college this year 

likes charge it, reblogs cast it

[earthdad]

I hope sheep are having a good day

[aly-naith]

posters: House Gryffindor

“You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart”

ravenclaw | hufflepuff

[guidingguide-deactivated2013112]

Reblog if you're ok with other characters developing crushes on your characters.

[psykinesis-deactivated20170510]

Just to let people know that you will not be upset or uncomfortable if their characters do develop crushes and act/make advances to your characters! Also if you’re ok with certain characters but not others than please specify!  (◡‿◡)

[absinthundrosen]