just another blog

i’m just trying to love myself more consider this my own little homepage 18+

[toskarin]

this advice is too late for the person I was going to give it to so I'll just say it in its own post

caffeine on a full stomach makes me feel the mirth and excitement of a noble who was challenged to a duel by a scrawny peasant (specifically, a peasant who does not know that royalty may select a champion in their stead)

caffeine on an empty stomach makes me feel like that noble's inbred son with every disease, Piotr the Bewitched, who everyone is independently trying to assassinate

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[archipelagoofliterarynonsense]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[greelin]

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

[memewhore]

[valtsv]

the second best thing about minecraft is that you can kill people with fireworks fired from a crossbow. the best thing about minecraft is that you can kill yourself with your own fireworks gun trying to do this if you're not wearing armor with a high enough protection level.

[valtsv]

[jedi-bitch]

im waiting for like 20 emails and it’s making me SICK

[americiumam]

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[jedi-bitch]

me, putting all my eggs in one basket and wondering why I have existential depression over things that don’t work out….

[jedi-bitch]

love how hvac guys job is to sit in my living room on hold with tech support

[jedi-bitch]

am i about to ruin thanksgiving? AGAIN? stay tuned

[trailcams]

source

[saprotrophix]

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[saulwexler]

shamed:(

[roycohn]

[cute-animals-only]

[typhlonectes]

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