go crazy go stupid

y'all actually look at this shit?

[magickmiike]

it would be so funny if twitter died for good and i came back to tumblr. i’d make a whole new blog tho fuck u guys /j

[magickmiike]

*wipes off the dust and grime from my dash*

hello?

[virginalbehemoth-moved-deactiva]

Anemic bitches RISE!!! But not too fast

[dat-soldier]

brain scrampled egg

[sodacansculptures]

The Traveler(s)

[wolfchildrenn]

ponyo your dad looks gnc af

[loversandantiheroes]

Me, sitting down with my coffee in front of the computer and the multitude of things I need to get done:

[cholera]

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[creepish]

sorry for killing the vibe. it will happen again

[wizardjpeg]

i am online and you all have to deal with it

[ijaazat]

I gotta go I'm doing hot girl shit *continues to peel the yellow wallpaper*

[blennie]

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

[audliminal]

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

[rosarrie]

cereal dog

[iguanamouth]

its time to paint this. goodnight

[iguanamouth]

[smallhero-for-hire]

8 page short kids book class project on important/current/difficult topics! Covered the topics of change, sibling relationships and the subject of having a transgender family member (in this case an older brother!)

Was made with trans and non-binary art students!