Magical

Chaos creator, artist, forever alone and 18 You should message me im bored :3

[but-dude-why]

[queer-world-666]

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

[dailydestieldose]

Quick, everyone reblog this

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[amor-moved]

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

[thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

[memeseverdie]

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

[theinfiknight]

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

[liquid-geodes]

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

[locatescape-deactivated20190801]

[mandatalks]

Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

[marshmallow-gem]

:)

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[polarity-disturbed]

Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”

Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.

It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”

The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”

And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something

[magicnecklace]

This is why i respect Mark so much. He played the game, he made his millions, and he achieved his first goals. Now hes off to the next goals, and because of the status hes achieved, god damn it if hes not going to pull it off. He is one of very few people who actually had a chance at reshaping the entertainment industry as we know it. Its hard, its expensive, and its torturous im sure, but hes willing to be in there and fight for it, so I respect him immensely.

[gromitisms]

this isn’t the worst timeline. it cant be. not when we have multiverse crossover ryan gosling/markiplier doomed spaceman yaoi. the world is so beautiful

[beardoesdoodles]

bloodymary nation I am joining your ranks

Like my art? Consider supporting me on ko-fi (commissions open)

[eliassimp]

Jon Sims and Michael Distortion

[magicnecklace]

Im going to update this then I make art for this :3

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[magicnecklace]

My boobs are too heavy will you hold them for me? 🥺👉👈

[napping-sapphic]

You’re sitting there unkissed and I’m sitting here also unkissed maybe….there’s a solution to our problems…..no……surely it can’t be that simple…..

[azuriatheshadow]

Real talk new horror au but taking inspo from bug fables. The sanitization ink goes inside of it's host, hollows out/rots the organs and bones, then uses the outside (or "shell" as it calls it) like a body suit/body puppet. They look like a weird spider blob with tendrils to control the limbs and head. So in a way it's like the pokemon mimikyu. The "shell" never rots and the sani ink has full memory of the person who they killed. Essentially living as them but they act a bit stranger now.

Sometimes you can see the tendrils of the ink appear out of the body as it slips from controlling the limbs. They can also reattach the "shell" if it comes "ripped"

[magicnecklace]

Ooh more things to torture my ocs with yummy

[magicnecklace]

I'm goood , how are uu

Hungry

[magicnecklace]

My latest wip of my very totally straight boys

[magicnecklace]

“Feeling femme today” clearly you enjoy presenting fem (so don’t blame your living situation or whatever) and you’re equating presentation with identity. Femme and butch are not just how you dress. You can explore your identity, but you need to understand what femme and butch actually mean before you start co-opting words. You’re not butch, you’re a kid who needs to do some reading.

And youre still anon. Tell me what harm im doing by being in a community as I figure out who I am. Youre attacking me instead of being helpful.

[magicnecklace]

What if we went for a run but it was actually just chasing each other, constantly just a bit out of reach until I grab you and kiss you and then we make out

[magicnecklace]

Hii~

Heyyy, whats good anon?

[magicnecklace]

You’re not butch. Everything you wear is femme af. Why are you in butch dykeblr?

God forbid a young person experiment with their identity. I have my reasons, but I certainly dont owe you any sort of explanation of my current mental state or living situation. I wonder, would you say the same thing to a Trans girl? Would you say she isnt Trans enough? Kick her out of spaces? No? Then why come after me?

[magicnecklace]