Ianthe's #1 fan

i'm gay for evil women <3 (ao3 account under the same name)

[mclennonyaoi]

how weird would it be if one day i just decided to move back to my main. like i swap the urls w this blog and don’t tell anyone. imagine being one of my followers from like 2015. imagine being my ex and seeing me post abt how much of a girlfailure she was.

[notahorseindisguise]

thank you carson for giving us girlfailure apparently

[mclennonyaoi]

can’t believe this is what i gave to the world . should i put this on my resume

[thghorrorcollection]

The prompts and updated guidelines for the collection will be shared in a week. If you have any questions ahead of time or final prompt suggestions, the askbox is open!

[girlfailureinc]

screaming off the rooftops

[scolopendrisims]

N....noner....

[ongreenergrasses]

stop making fictional women take their husband’s last name. I am no longer asking.

[girlfailureinc]

my i have my moms last name, not because of divorce or anything dramatic, my dad just felt like not forcing his wife or kids to take his name and i'm so grateful. long story short, i support this message

[thesweetnessofspring]

"The next Hunger Games book should be about-"

WRONG. The series should be done. Fanfiction forever.

[girlfailureinc]

wait working on two odesta fics rn, a finnick lives au and a college au and finnick lives starts with a divorce arc pretty much but...

should there be a divorce arc in college au too?

yess please

no why r u so insistent on torturing them

literally don't care not in the fandom

Voting ended on12h

[girlfailureinc]

should i ignore this... mayhaps... should i follow the people?

[transfem-berdly-deltarune]

everybody say i love you Black trans women

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[girlfailureinc]

i hate being insecure like my friend probably doesn't hate me, she's prolly hasn't answered my texts much bc i know she's going through some mental shit and she's busy rn but my brian is like 'ooo what if no one ever liked you'

[girlfailureinc]

therapy isn't always good. maybe it's just not for you and maybe you have a bad or incompatible therapist. you can find support in different ways and while in my fic, i'll always try to portray therapy as at least a viable option, i understand why not everyone tries it

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day

[girlfailureinc]

💫💫💫

giving you three because i love you

They weren't even that close. They were close because they had nothing better to do and because they were alone. Katniss shouldn't miss him this much.

"You don't have ADHD?" Annie asked, incredulous. "Not as far I know." Finnick paused before asking, "How long have you thought I have ADHD?" "As long as I've known you."

Gerry painted when he was upset but today, he didn't paint. How could he after everything that had happened? He had death hanging over his head this entire time but never this sharp.

[amxrderofcrows]

this is a mel medarda appreciation post. reblog if you love mel medarda.

[girlfailureinc]

wait working on two odesta fics rn, a finnick lives au and a college au and finnick lives starts with a divorce arc pretty much but...

should there be a divorce arc in college au too?

yess please

no why r u so insistent on torturing them

literally don't care not in the fandom

Voting ended on12h

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[girlfailureinc]

💫 hit me

"You fucking cheated on me," Annie said, voice cold. "You... You... Get out."

"Okay," Finnick said, sounding like he was near tears. Annie wanted to hug him but she couldn't, not after what he did.

So, Finnick left the apartment, leaving Annie alone. She didn't see him again, not even when she saw two lines on the pregnancy test. She could handle this on her own.

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?