Ianthe's #1 fan

i'm gay for evil women <3 (ao3 account under the same name)

[mclennonyaoi]

how weird would it be if one day i just decided to move back to my main. like i swap the urls w this blog and don’t tell anyone. imagine being one of my followers from like 2015. imagine being my ex and seeing me post abt how much of a girlfailure she was.

[notahorseindisguise]

thank you carson for giving us girlfailure apparently

[mclennonyaoi]

can’t believe this is what i gave to the world . should i put this on my resume

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[girlfailureinc]

i hate being insecure like my friend probably doesn't hate me, she's prolly hasn't answered my texts much bc i know she's going through some mental shit and she's busy rn but my brian is like 'ooo what if no one ever liked you'

[girlfailureinc]

therapy isn't always good. maybe it's just not for you and maybe you have a bad or incompatible therapist. you can find support in different ways and while in my fic, i'll always try to portray therapy as at least a viable option, i understand why not everyone tries it

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day

[girlfailureinc]

💫💫💫

giving you three because i love you

They weren't even that close. They were close because they had nothing better to do and because they were alone. Katniss shouldn't miss him this much.

"You don't have ADHD?" Annie asked, incredulous. "Not as far I know." Finnick paused before asking, "How long have you thought I have ADHD?" "As long as I've known you."

Gerry painted when he was upset but today, he didn't paint. How could he after everything that had happened? He had death hanging over his head this entire time but never this sharp.

[amxrderofcrows]

this is a mel medarda appreciation post. reblog if you love mel medarda.

[girlfailureinc]

wait working on two odesta fics rn, a finnick lives au and a college au and finnick lives starts with a divorce arc pretty much but...

should there be a divorce arc in college au too?

yess please

no why r u so insistent on torturing them

literally don't care not in the fandom

Remaining time: 45 minutes

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[girlfailureinc]

💫 hit me

"You fucking cheated on me," Annie said, voice cold. "You... You... Get out."

"Okay," Finnick said, sounding like he was near tears. Annie wanted to hug him but she couldn't, not after what he did.

So, Finnick left the apartment, leaving Annie alone. She didn't see him again, not even when she saw two lines on the pregnancy test. She could handle this on her own.

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

[nbbnbnbn]

send me a 💫 in my inbox, and ill write a small snippet of the fic thats been stuck inside my head!

[heckling-hydrena]

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

[girlfailureinc]

what it felt like when @iminmywritersdungeon followed me

[girlfailureinc]

i'm bored, dm me if you want to talk about any of the characters i'm obsessed with

[un-father]

If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it

[girlfailureinc]

cis people can still have top surgery and shit. like, if a butch has had top surgery but still uses she/her and calls herself a woman, then why does it matter? it's just transphobia rubbing off onto any sort of gender noncomfority when like... it's just more interesting if everyone has their own unique way of doing gender, even if they are cis

[future-muse]

Tag game bc I'm bored

1. Something that might surprise your moots ab you

2. Your favorite drink/soda

3. A activity/hobby you do

4. A TV show/movie you're watching rn

5. A book you're reading

6. You're favorite desert

I know these r like stupid questions but I wanted something kinda fun lol

@theinterpretingbookworm @tuckerpillsburyistheloml @wolfstar4life22 @ididntprepareaname @the-moon-and-the-starr @whimsysecrets @ohdearwhoissebastian @stardustsighs @wallyblack1925-offical @sammyartcherub @lokprincess @kylekicksass4418 @indiesleazevibes @artisticdaydream @wishingonfallingstars @actually-an-angel open tags too ♥️ u guys 💋

[mary-lennox-1955]

Wasn't tagged but it looks fun.

1. I'm allergic to a lot of fruits and veggies for some reason. I can eat them if they've been cooked and the reaction is mild when they are peeled. It's not that bad of a reaction though, it's mainland just itchy.

2. Melon Soda

3. I write fanfic and play a lot of video games.

4. The among us show(it's way better then i thought it was gonna be)

5. I'm rereading the secret garden

6. Cheesecake(i would die for it/jk)

@idia-draconia @starsndaggers @caffeinated-chocolate @radio-sanistired @dethuio11 @fizzy-talkss @ficsarecool @mr-ducky-tisumleader +open tags

[idia-draconia]

AWWW!!! TYSM FOR THE TAGG!!! (o≧▽゜)o (*^▽^)/★*☆♪(cheesecakes are soooo good....😭🫶🫶)

1) maybe that if someone told me to cook something for them I'll only create something that doesn't look like food and it's in reality poison because I can't even cook an egg right 😭😭 (and i'm italian btw 😔✌️)

2) coca cola 🫰

3)draw, write fics (it's a little hobby but i'm developping) and I play games

4) idk if this counts because I don't watch a lot of tv but i watch "Witch Hat Atelier" (a masterpiece 🥹🫶🤍)

5)i'm not reading a book rn but I think I'll read "Evelyn"

6) angel cakes 😭😭🫶❤️❤️🤍🤍

@ancientevilbaby27 @astralfool @avoyuki-avocado @deafeningdreamobservation @sora-nakahara @kalims-left-earing @marigoldendragon @blueapplesposts @inside-floyds-walls @catdisguisedasaduck + FREE TAGS!!!(*≧ω≦)ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ

[nyxiealdwyn-florafauna]

When I was younger I nearly got my head crushed by a large, heavy metal 50s oven falling towards me

Grape Sunkist & Raspberry-Lime alcohol free cider (Brits know what I’m talking about trust)

Gacha edits ✊🏽😔

Supernatural (NO SPOILERS PLSSS)

No books, but…Percy Jackson fanfiction Hurt/comfort

Saguaro Desert (jk, I know she meant dessert—it’s Tiramisu, I would actually die for it (I even made a tiramisusexual flag as a joke lol))

@micaruhi @sothisish0witends @skyycaramba @themorbiddarling @clemtimely @catdisguisedasaduck + free tags

[sothisish0witends]

I broke 5 pieces of wood and a concrete brick 2 inches (~5cm) thick to become a black belt in taekwondo

Sprite i guess.

Draw. I don't rlly post it much but I draw a lot

Haikyu!! and Deep In, and Duang with You :]

Windbreaker (and fanfic...)

caramel! it's so mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... *microwave noises*

np tags!!! @katarithekat @the-legend-of-zzzzzz @yourlovelyliss @misteria247 @ashyd-shy @gilmore-ezekiel @siriusthesleepy + open tags^^

[katarithekat]

eyyyy thanks for the tag!!!

When I was 5-6 I really liked reading these vandalistic graffiti subtitles from the walls aloud and one day while on a walk with my grandparents in a public area, I read a VERY inappropriate one and everyone turned around at looked at little me with absolute FLABBERGAST on their faces (I can't remember what did it say tho. Also dw my grandparents were more amused than mad at me lmao)

Black Tea and Coca-Cola

Drawing, reading and listening to music (tho I would also like to start making bracelets asp)

Pokemon Horizons and Ever After High

Emily Wilde's Map Of the Otherlands (yes that's an actual title) and Izuocha/Akikoha fanfics on AO3

Oh god, there's a LOT of desserts I like...buuut if I had to choose only one, it would be cheesecake!

tags /nf:

@fauna-loves-spinel @gl1tzygl0ck @evee1308 @jellysparrow @waterworkssobs @iyaptoomuch1000 @inscrutable-ari @sentientimpchaos @seraphic-lightt @certified-dot-simp @w3ndytheraccoon @marelimarlop @cericreatively @lemonsyourdem0n @no1-nyabikofan @nocluewhattodoinhere + open tags!!

[lemonsyourdem0n]

tysm for the tag!!

1) despite being born and raised in scotland, i have fired two different types of guns before. don't remember what the first make was but the second was a percussion pistol from the 1800s

2) it's really hard to pick, i love many kinds of tea tho. as for soda i loveee ramune soda (especially watermelon flavour)

3) gaming, writing and drawing from time to time

4) pokemon horizons

5) currently re-reading the odyssey because i may go watch nolan's adaption of it in cinema

6) tiramisu<3

tagging @fauna-loves-spinel @lizzy-not-found @mur-ceglany @seraphic-lightt @goatz-1 @warriorprincess666

[seraphic-lightt]

Taggg yayayayayaya

1: I used to be an animator actually!! :3 I used to animate for small projects on YouTube like years ago. I still got some of my animation skills.

2: I love love loveeeee sweet tea, root beer, mango smoothies, and pinapple juice :3

3: Drawing, doing puzzles, writing, ect

4: Pokemon horizons and JJBA

5: I am rereading The Giver rn actually, my favorite book :>

6: Cinnamon rolls, red velvet cake, and Anything with salted caramel

(I couldn't choose on a lot of these so just put multiple)

@fauna-loves-spinel @lizzy-not-found @mystag0gue @certified-dot-simp + open tags I'm too sleepy to take everyone rn :,3

[lizzy-not-found]

thanks for the tag!!

I’m actually a backstage worker! Literally at every single opportunity I volunteer to work backstage for shows lol.

2. W A T E R.

3. Drawing seems obvious but I also paint quite a lot! Lino is my favorite medium though

4. Pokemon Horizons and Neon Genesis Evangelion!!

5. Demian by Hermann Hesse! No particular reason why 👀 /joke

6. Is it bad to say I actually don’t like a lot of desserts 😭 I’m just gonna say ice cream

@sagasalamibrot @totally-not-quartz @azrielnightshade + open tags!

[azrielnightshade]

Kromer would like to put in a word here, she says it's obvious why you're reading Demian lmao

cough

anyways

I used to be a big CRK fan when BaBa got me into it in 7th grade, I still kin to Shadow Milj after all this time 😔✌️

I like Rootbeer, but unfortunately I can't drink soda anymore because it upsets my stomach (I also like me some W A B E R)

Man I had no idea, such a shock that I draw (I also do shit with cardboard sometimes fun fact)

Thanks for the reminder I need to continue watching Supernatural and finish REwatching Assassinationg Classroom

Story of the Stone currently but I MIGHT just put big brother on pause for the wonderful and ingenious Don Quixote

I like ICE CREAMRRRRSSS :DD

@definitelynotdistorter @babathealien @moderate-violence @eyedoption

[eyedoption]

Damn, forgot how much I love tag games bro, ty for the tag <3

1. Before I realised I'm a man, I was the biggest man-hater you've ever met and would get into fights with a lot of boys from my ex class because of that

2. Ice Tea, any flavour other than lemon, BEST IF WITH LITERAL ICE INSIDE AND NOT JUST COLD

3. Play video games, used to be obsessed with that but had a break, now I'm so back

4. Hannibal, because I forgot I was in the middle of watching it some time ago

5. The Trial by Franz Kafka and The Void by Georges Perec (that book will have me dead before I finish it istg- )

6. Ice cream, mint and chocolate ice cream, no it does not taste like toothpaste, I love it <3

Now THE TAGSSS

@girlfailureinc @iiinkos @m3lat0nin @patopq @tea-cake-and-corvidae @anabetel35 & open tags

[girlfailureinc]

i'm actually really shy irl

i love sprite and shit, it tastes like lasers in my mouth

writing fanfic all dayro

Yellowjackets, TVL (too scared to watch the last episode especially bc ive heard mixed things to say the least) and Death Note

Harrow the Ninth (reread), The Sunbearer Trials and The Song of Achilles

Anything i bake (all my moots, i will bake for u if we ever meet in person)

@theriverrivererrivererest @downwithcisdriver and anyone else who wants to