a safe space for buff dads

Kadi. she/they. just a fish that uses tools.

[nenan]

Jøshua Zerø photographed by Nicole Ngai

[pookapufferfish]

[scrambler]

Harvest mouse on a dandelion by Dean Mason.

[souls4polls]

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[turnipoddity]

not me

[b3m0r3ch1ll]

do u think their periods ever synched

[softavasilva]

i don’t fear the devil (insp)

[steampunkforever]

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[corpsebanger]

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

[easel-eisel]

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

[09wooglenotabutt09]

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!