what the sneef? i'm snorfin here!

luc | they/he | 26 | local transfag with a lot of trauma and webkinz

[shirtsthatgohard]

[slimetony]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

[free-my-mindd]

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

[konoko]

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[hellspawnsparks]

welcome back, twilight sparkle!

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[dickstolebyanalien]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[jacobsnicket]

also. no idea how i didn't catch this sooner

[escuerzoresucitado]

[marisasonoftom-blog]

[forgetyouryellowbird]

Fairest of the seasons

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[habbadax]

I can do it on rocks also

[urie]

the thing is that sometimes it really does feel like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull. it does feel like that you know. no other way to describe that feeling i think

[rivertigo]

epic rap battles of history simon vs garfunkel

[beingharsh]

it's been one of those of weeks... park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me!