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Did anyone else notice that Wendy’s ideal world didn’t include Robbie?
One of my favourite twitter trending topics I’ve seen in a while: #GirlsWithToys.
This came as a response to an Astronomer’s remarks that Scientists are ‘boys with toys’.
Glad to see such a strong response from the women of STEM. :)
This is awesome... As a social psychologist, you are all my toys...
don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory
Let’s do it and go home
Struggling
Welp, my brain is fucked tonight.
I haven’t been on for a while due to homework, moving etc. Unfortunately, for the past several months I’ve also been struggling with anxiety again. Built up from my old job, past trauma, and loss. Tonight, I’m really struggling with the little voice that tells me I’m worthless, and no one actually likes me. Those who get too close realize this, and leave. Ugh. For anyone who struggles with anxiety. How do you get that voice to stop? What do you do? Please help! Do you have any tips other than art, meditation, and journal writing?
Watch: ‘The Daily Show’ brilliantly points out the tragic silver lining about the McKinney pool party
the first day of school
teacher: um...katherine?
student: i prefer katie
teacher: ok!!! :) *writes it on the roster, repeats it twice*
teacher: mark??
student: i prefer alice
teacher: ummmm......is that what your PARENTS call you???? is that what your FRIENDS call you???? are you just trying to play some joke?????? sorry, MARK, but i'll need formal written permission to call you """alice""" in my class, mark :) :) :)
Nobody is born being able to draw, neither are they “lucky” to be good at it!
Just a doodle, but fun enough to share. I became much quicker!
All it does is show me you have a superiority complex and deep rooted classist tendencies. I’ve been a waitress, a barista and a sales associate, so your talking down to others just tells me at one point you would’ve talked down to me. This guy in the queue tried to buy me a coffee today, after ripping into the guy behind the counter about his skills and his job. Don’t care what people do for a living, if you don’t treat ‘em like (very important) people when you deal with them, we can’t be friends.
“A person who is nice to you but cruel to the waiter isn’t a nice person.”
I don’t understand how people don’t get this
It is terrifying. It means if you don’t adhere to their demands or if you make on little mistake, they can turn on you. I don’t deal with people who are nasty to others.
Fucking *this*.
http://notalwaysright.com/tip-of-the-entree-iceberg/27669
(It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 20-something year old men. The blonde one has found something to complain about every time I’ve walked by while the brown-haired one just blushes and stays quiet. They’ve finished their meal.)
Blonde Man: “Are you new here?”
Me: “No, sir. I’ve been a waitress here for two years and three years at [other restaurant] prior.”
Blonde Man: “Then you have no excuse for how terrible this service was. The salad was wilty, and the entree was way too cold, and you were nowhere to be found. Plus, this place is far too noisy; I could barely hear myself speak! Honestly, I get better service at a fast food place.”
Me: “I’m sorry you feel that way. While there isn’t much I can do about the noise, I did offer to bring you different food before, but you said no.”
Blonde Man: *waves me off* “Just bring me the check, and try not to be so slow about it for once.”
(I go and get the check, but when I return, the brown-haired man stands up and hands me a $20 bill.)
Brown-haired Man: “Here, this is your tip. He wasn’t going to give you one. As a former waiter myself, I thought you were doing a perfectly fine job. My food was great, and the service was fast even though you’re so busy right now.”
(He turns to his blonde companion.)
Brown-haired Man: “People like you made my job so much worse, especially for making us work that much harder for no tip. So thanks for the meal, but you can go ahead and delete my number because there will be no second date. And by the way,potjevleesch is supposed to be served cold, you idiot.”
(With that, he left the restaurant without his date. It made the whole night worth it, to see that blonde man speechless for once.)
Behold, the worst written line of all time:
Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.
-Stephenie Meyer New Moon
Excuse me but
“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.” -EL James Fifty Shades of Gray
Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.
“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”
“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”
“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”
The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.
“His eyebrows widened”
- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey
This post always makes me feel better about myself.
I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.
I nearly peed.
I just burst out laughing in my Econ class