Lhosae

[gr8writingtips]

when you have a really clear, utterly beautiful image of a location in your story but when you go to describe it you just

[cityelf]

WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT IF I SAY “NO THANKS, I DON’T LIKE ORANGE JUICE” PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT AND NEVER OFFER ME IT AGAIN

BUT AS SOON AS I SAY “NO THANKS, I DON’T LIKE BEER/WINE/ALCOHOL” PEOPLE TAKE THAT AS AN INVITATION TO TRY AND FORCE IT ON ME AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I DO NOT LIKE THE TASTE I DON’T WANT TO “GET USED TO IT” OR “ACQUIRE THE TASTE” JUST LEAVE ME ALONE STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO DRINK

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

Ur what we in the scientific community call “a lil bitch”

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

[egberts]

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

[4gifs]

[stability]

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

[traiecto-deactivated20170312]

“You’re a girl so act like one”. Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.

[wholewheat-deactivated20120828]

the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 

[kyashana]

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

[sheeporghini]

or ”the crimson horror”

[salamanderoverlord]

are u guys okay

[socktanning-blog]

a “chili sauce river” 

[pizza]

vagina volcano

[leupagus]

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

[grumsal]

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

[touchhofchaos]

“I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I wore thick fucking armor. And I hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. And I thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t.”

— James Frey (via thatlitsite)

[shalrath]

australians dont have sex

australians mate

[danielle-mertina]

self-respect is a weird word because you’d think it means “having respect for yourself” but it’s mostly used in terms of whether or not a person is acting in a way that makes them respectable to everybody but themselves. 

[osikapa]

that is the realest thing i’ve read this morning. 

[pianister-deactivated20131210]

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

[despicable-g]

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory